Never Tell Anyone How Much You Like Movies

>talking to cute girl, really hitting it off
>she mentions that she "really likes movies"
>ask her what she though of Hell or High Water
>"What's that?"
>think: "oh ok, maybe she hasn't seen it"
>"What kinds of movies you like bb?"
>"Eh I don't really like them THAT much, I jsut like going there with friends XD"
>convo bores both of us so I leave
Why can't women into movies, Sup Forums?

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>talking to cute girl
reee

Why can't you not be a sperg long enough to trick some qt to have sex with you?

You should be able to tell immediately whether a female is actually interested in something or whether or not she's a dilettante.

>Why can't women into movies, Sup Forums
because that would require empathy.

I recently broke up with a girl who laughed at the following
>when forrest screams "I GOTTA FIND BUBBA" in forrest gump
>in episode 2 of band of brothers when Malarkey asks the German POW "where you from, son" to which the German replies "Astoria Oregon

women are shit

>no one has deep thoughts but me
says the man on the spectrum

of there was a click from the fuse on that grenade, the spoon would no longer be present

>breaking up with a girl for laughing
Autism.

wut

>Screenplay: Taylor Sheridan
yikes

that's not why I broke up with her, you sperg. But god damn, that shit pissed me off

The spoon on the grenade, fagtron. It pops off when you pull the pin out.

Imagine how shit it would be to date some slob who forced you to watch normie trash like Forrest Gump.

Never reveal your power level to women. They cant appreciate movies like men do.

>watching kino with some bitch who laughs at the emotional scenes of oscar bait

>ask her what she though of Hell or High Water
>"What's that?"
Appropriate response. At least mention something people have heard of.

Shut the fuck up.

Kill yourself you piece of shit.

just b urself :^)
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Literally who has heard of it, you'd have a better chance with fucking Embrace of the Serpent.

>be first day of 3rd rate film school in a shitty 3rd world country
>lecturer asks everybody's favorite movie
>nobody actually named a movie title, just genres
>"most of the time i just watch oscar winning movies"
>"i just like animus"
>mfw.gif
considering dropping out now

lol

>not laughing at Oscar bait

I feel bad... For you

>ask her what she though of Hell or High Water
It's another episode of user breaks all the rules of manner and politeness.

So, OP, what did you think of Begotten? Oh, you've never heard of it? Then it means you don't like movies that much and just come here to shitpost, eh? HE HE HE

Because they're women.

They don't have hobbies or interests. Their lives revolve around "does this make me cool?"

They're nothing more than walking talking vaginas.

OP is actually right for once

Even if you're a Chad and find the patrician gf she will still be annoyed that you're more interested watching Taxi Driver or TheThing than suckin on her TITS

>implying forest gump isnt hilarious

this. It'd be more productive to ask her what she thought of a popular but shit movie. Avatar for instance. If she liked avatar you could just sneer and walk off.

Lol what is that movie?

Did you say you liked 'Big' starring Tom Cruise?

>Why can't cute girls be nerds and spend their days in the basement doing nerd shit?

Women are reflections of the man in their life.

If you meet a chick with good music taste, chances are that's because she had a crush on or dated a guy in the past with good music taste.

You know what that means? If you start dating the girl, she can be your Pygmalion.

>be me last year girl invites me to see insidious chapter 3

>Thinks the whole movie is scary continuously holding on to my hand

>She keeps staring at me not even paying attention to the plot putting her hand on my lap

> Towards the end finally admits she only invited me because she liked me immediately get up excuse myself and catch the next bus home to watch drive (it's the only movie that calms me down).

I wasn't pissed that she liked me I was just infuriated that she made me spend my money on some shitty ass movie that she wasn't even planing on seeing . Stopped talking to the dumb bitch all together.

>invites you to see a flick instead of a kino

that was a red flag already, never mingle with plebs.

>Their lives revolve around "does this make me cool?"

That's describes the "patrician" Sup Forums posters fairly accurately too though.

Could have got a hand job.