HELP Sup Forums

HELP Sup Forums

I have a serious nigger problem. The group of niggers in my neighborhood seems to have taken a liking to sitting on my porch and smoking weed, making my whole house smell like it. how can I remove the niggers????????

Call the fucking police?

walk out side with a gun and shoot them.

I'm black, call the police OP. You don't want to get framed for that shit

Only way...get rid of porch

Just burn the whole house down to be safe

Dress up like a ghost and chase them away, black people are afraid of ghosts

Ive had an ant infestation recently. Bought a little box with treats and poison to kill them, worked like a charm. Maybe the same will help with a nigger infestation? Some chicken and soda with poison on the porch?

You're going about it wrong, you need to friend them. I suggest you make and offer them cool drinks. Tray up the drinks and stroll out on your porch and simply ask if "Any of you niggers wants some Kool-Aid"

Just tell them there's a prego black woman asking for the father

Two sets of trips in nine replies, goddamn!

And you let them do it?
Shitty cuck kys.

Tell them that you're going to pay them to sit on your porch.
They'll instinctively run away like they would from any other job

Replace porch with a pool and the problem will sort itself.

Draw some satanic symbols on the porch

1. Create a group
2. First, warn one of them
3. If they do not go, grab the one you warned, insert the pipe into the anus and insert barb wire then remove the pipe.
4. Sit back and enjoy seeing scared niglets.

>Start setting up scarecrows and dress them up as kkk
>stick a big burning cross in your yard
>hang maniquin from noose in a tree

once they come around grab a weapon and yell "AHH DONT AYSOSYATE WITH NO NIGGERS" Thats how deal with my local nigger problem

OH Or you could

>set kfc bucket in the middle of the road
>place boombox playing rap
>turn on car and wail a little ways down the road
>wait until they are all gatherd up by the chicken
>ram those coons in your car

Dont forget to REEEE

Just tell them to go on the sidewalk. If they say no call the police. If they get aggressive just murder them

tell your family it's time to go to bed.

CNN gonna track you bigots down

Get a recording of a kid saying "Daddy?" Nig nogs will run a mile.

If you're in America, just call the police. They will do all the work for you.

What city?

Get a gun and shoot them. All you got to say is that you feared for life.

Leave books on your porch.

reach deep down in your pants. grab what little nuts you have left. and go tell the niggers to fuck off

Just tell them the welfare man is coming to collect their child welfare

Collect a bunch of blank job applications from various business. Multiple copies of each. Leave them on the porch.

pool's closed

Is he your mom's boyfriend?

No, it's his wife's.

Get weed
Lace the weed
Place weed on porch just like if you lost it
Profit

big black daddy gon tuck in to beddybye

If there is more than 4 call the cops

This.

Or buy stolen gun from said blacks
wear gloves,
shoot blacks.

OP here. I took a picture of the niggers to show you what I'm dealing with. These guys are scary and I want my porch back. More advice please

FUCK CNN

call the cops OP but get ready to get shit on those niggers might come back to fuck your shit up

or build a gate around your house and they won't walkinto your pourch

Call the police and report "shots fired. Black male, age 20, looks like the "every nigger you see on COPS". Said the police were next on his list. I think I saw a gun".

CALL THE PO-LICE NIGGA

>pic related

Those are not niggers. They look like cool dudes. Those are black men. Fuck off with this asshattery.

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Now I just think this is b8

Put job applications on the porch. They'll leave

I would totally want to smoke weed with those dudes

PAHJEET IS HERE WITH HIS SUGGESTION>>

MIND YOU PAHJEET IS TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN HE SAYS THIS>>

JUST POO ON THE PORCH AND MARK YOUR TERRITORY>>

ALL ALPHA ANIMALS MARK THEIR TERRITORY>>

PAHJEET IS CONFIDENT THAT THOSE NIGGERS WILL FUCK OFF ONCE THEY REALIZE YOUR ALPHANESS>>

POO IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING BITCHES>>

ALL HAIL THE BROWN NATION FAGGOTS!

Try and show them a danger spot for weed, if that doesn't work, try and kick them out, if that doesn't work, the cops will handle the niggers

Snakes. Niggers are scared of snakes more than ghosts.

Mosquito sound - The Mosquito or Mosquito alarm is an electronic device used to deter loitering by young people by emitting sound at high frequency, in some versions so it can be heard mostly by younger people. The devices have attracted controversy on the basis of human rights and discrimination concerns. Audio function generator would work better, might even make a person puke.