ITT: state your wish and it shall be granted. note there will be a catch

ITT: state your wish and it shall be granted. note there will be a catch.

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I want immortality

I really wish I thought I was super sexy, fit, and perfectly shaped. I don't care if I have to get herpes for this wish to come true just no aids.

You are immortal but your body will continue to age. You will get sick but can not die, no mater how much you wish to.

You know believe you are sexy, but you are a 2000 pound whale. Soon you will be returned to the sea and have 5 whale wives.

I wish for my wishes including this one have no catches

I wish I didn't have fetishes for pedophile tier shit

From now on, you will never "Catch" A fish.

You wake up to see you are a 6 year old girl. Now it's not Pedophilia.

I want a slice of pecan pie

Your one, and only one, wish is granted.

more wishes :)

Ok faggot very original you knew what I meant and it was not that, fuck your wishes I'm not wishing for anything

No I want to be actually sexy, to other people too.

your consciousness will go on without your body.

I wish for Madison to be mine

You get it, but the pecans are genetically engineered with aids

Thanks Obama, I'm safe so that's cool

You never asked for that. You asked to be sexy... you are sexy to whales.

Some girl you'll never meet living on the other side of the world named Madison is now yours. You didn't specify which Madison.

I want to be forever young (23 years old)

I wish for the love of Trixie Tang

I want hitler to rise again along with the third reich and his mindset

I wish to be a person who can do and create anything (ex. Create shitton of money)

You now are living a permanent Groundhog day scenario of your worst day as a 23 year old

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You were frozen today.

But timmy Turner that is against Da' rules.

They all think you're a Jew

You are stuck on the day of your 23th birthday forever

At least you'll get cake everyday huh

i wish for myself to be able to manipulate all physical matter

I wish for unlimited nudes from females

A short background check, like they did, should fix this

I wish to be able to control time please

I wish for more wishes

everyone you ever meet will be sexually attracted to you. you will only be able to get off to power ranger villains.

You become god like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty

I wish the rest of the wishes on this thread have no catches

Doesn't matter what is shown or said to them, they will never not think you're a Jew

I want to own a successful business and be financially well sound

You now have one more wish, but the only thing you ever want to wish for is more wishes.

I'm okay with this one. Wish it was real.

You are now Donald Trump

you now have all them nudes, but you are blind as a bat

okay, but which one of you is OP?

yeah, no, they were very critical in regards of paper.
That's the "mindset"-thingy I mentioned.
And even what if, I'd happily sacrifice myself for a better world

They're all dead corpses since a killer kills anyone you want nudes of and then takes the pics himself and sends them to you

everyone you text secret message to will respond with a nude pic. secret message shall picture of your cut off finger

In exchange, this wish now has all the catches of every other wish

I wish wishes were easier to make.

Doesn't makes sense and is exactly what shouldn't happen

I wish I knew all the secrets of the universe

Bitch no "mindset" can overcome weeb magic. Now another catch is they all get nuked immediately after they come back since their coming was broadcasted to the UN.

I didnt think this through

I wish I had friends.

Dani will be my girlfriend

>inb4 you fuck me up/fuck her up/make me lose my desire to be with her

I wish that I could forget about my father molesting me and my little sister.

I wish I was omnipotent, and had full and total control over the powers granted by this wish.

How does that not make sense? The wish was "every other wish" not "every wish in the thread." Every other wish has no catch, but the wish made to make that happen now has all the catches that no longer apply to the rest of the wishes.

"weeb magic" is not almighty.
And since germany is still part of the UN, they would've played themselves.
Plus, nuke'ing an area as big as the third reich was would create a worldwide nuclear winter, if life was even possible afterwards

You are now the universe

I want septs

That sounds like the opposite of getting screwed over lol

I wish that you love me!

And what's your point? Weeb magic don't give a shit about a worldwide nuclear winter

You now have amnesia and alzheimer

I wish for my grandma to not have diabetes

you have all the friends you want. in a world where everyone is a hopeless retard and you are average intelligence.

The wish doesn't have the power to do that, sorry.

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The UN does, I think. And if they don't, well, at least there won't be humans anymore. win/win

You are now OP and can't undone your faggotry

you can't do anything though, just exist forever

Well you're mostly dead and empty

I wish for wishes with no catch

I wish whatever the catch is to this wish happens to OP.

You get ultimated nudes but your gay

I want to be a cute girl

I want to lead a normal life

You become OP

i want to have a video tape that shows every important historical event as it was. no bullshit and no lies.

Okay, but since I'm omnipotent, your statement is invalid. Omnipotent. As in all-powerful. I can easily undo OP's faggotry.

Git gud, scrub.

Seems pretty nice

cool story

i want my waifu to love me

You can undo it, but it gets re-done immediately after. Have fun spending eternity constantly undoing the faggotry

It has an anime watermark and buzzfeed watermark

I would love that. I could massage my cute loli nipples and still having access to all my dildos and toys

she does, but she's still 2D

pizza time

As an ant

touching yourself speeds up your leukemia that you now have

i want weapons to shoot up my school

I want to be chad.

I want to kill myself

i want to have a green lantern ring.

Your home schooled, and your family abandoned you beforehand.

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I wish for other peoples wishes to be false, excepting of course if those wishes in being false would become true.

You're not cool enough to be chad.

Your name is now Chad, literally everything else about you and your life is the same.

You stay the same but your name is just chad, no last name or anything and that fucks every paperwork you've ever had your previous name on