I'm aware of all the rational scientific reasons why vampires couldn't exist and be living among us, so let's not waste our time discussing them. I'm also aware that even if they did exist, they probably wouldn't spend their days browsing Sup Forums like autistic 15 year olds. However I am bored and felt inspired, so here we are. Vampire thread.
If there are any vampires reading this, I'd like to get in touch with you. You can email me at paleswordsman at outlook dot com.
>Disclaimer: I'm looking only for authentic, real vampires. I have no interest in roleplayers, goths who enjoy the vampire lifestyle, or "psychic vampires."
For the other human anons: Do you believe in vampires? Have you ever had a personal experience or heard a story about one? Folklore, theories, greentexts, cool vampire art, movie and book recommendations, etc. are all welcome.
Nathaniel Cook
pretty sure vampires arent real, dude.
Josiah Rogers
Just get a copy of symphony of the night.
Jace Peterson
I once looked for a roach, smoked it, expect to do it again
Colton Richardson
I suck dicks but not blood. So i guess im a kinda vampire but with dicks
Hudson Hill
That's hot.
Eli Diaz
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Jackson James
Fascinating. Do you need to do that to survive? Does it keep you young?
Owen Foster
So... You never felt your e-mail could be considered maximum cringe?
Logan Brown
What if I sleep during the day in a coffin and drink blood and all thats but i dont have any supetnatural powers. Do I count? Or are you some superpower digger whose only in it for eternal life?
If that's the case post a picture of yourself and let's decide if it's worthy of eternity. Pro tip, you're not.
Jackson Scott
It's just a throwaway, that is not my real mail.
Ayden Diaz
i am vampir. i drink blod and is nice. sorry for englissh i am russia
Colton Lewis
>What if I sleep during the day in a coffin and drink blood and all thats but i dont have any supetnatural powers. Do I count? That would fall under the RP/lifestyle category, so no.
>Or are you some superpower digger whose only in it for eternal life? If that's the case post a picture of yourself and let's decide if it's worthy of eternity. Pro tip, you're not. My reasons are a little more complicated than that, but yes, I am looking for an actual supernatural vampire. I will not post a picture of myself here because that's just asking for the thread to be derailed, and serves no purpose.
Kevin Hernandez
I love vampire books and movies, but I've never met one or heard about anyone who did. Met a lot of weird people, but no vampires.
Jaxon Mitchell
Any favorites to recommend?
Liam Garcia
Very funny, user. I'm slavic too, actually.
On the off chance that you weren't trolling - are you immortal? Do you have any powers that set you apart from regular humans? Tell me more.
Lucas Gray
vampires are gay ever since twilight ruined them /thread
Nolan Jenkins
Movies: nosferatu, lost boys, 30 days of night, interview with a vampire, dracula, vampires, from dusk till dawn, let the right one in, thirst, byzantium, only lovers left alive, a girl walks home alone at night, the list goes on...
Zachary Jones
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Wyatt James
Vampires dont exist please grow up lol wtf
Aaron Perez
Shouldn't you be on /x?
Justin Phillips
That guys head is an upside down nutsack
Angel Cox
WTF Fucking vamp tramp fuck off OP
Nathaniel Green
in philosophy there is a school of epistemological justification called "coherentism"
coherentism says that any belief can be held to be true, if we make enough adjustments to the rest of our belief system
James Peterson
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Jackson Bell
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Andrew Sanchez
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Connor Clark
I believe >like I legitimately do
Maybe they were just a genetic offshoot of human. I also think this about "goblins" trolls" and the other humanoid legends
It wasn't until rather recently we humans became the only humanoid on the planet... I don't see why others couldn't exist in secret or plain as day out in the open. Stranger things have happened my friends
I'm a vampire fuck it
Jace Lewis
No. There are probably less than 100 people on /x/, and most of them are schizophrenics and roleplayers. I'm looking for the real deal.
Not to say that Sup Forums is a good place to look. It really isn't... But at least it gets more traffic, always many new people in the rotation. Just playing the odds.
Leo Jenkins
check em
Michael Peterson
CHECK EM BTARDS
Julian Rogers
maybe its retarded but at least its something different
Anthony Bailey
I'm a vampire, what do you want to know?
Elijah Mitchell
vampires arent real you dumbnut, now lets go for a DANCE BATTLE, shall we?
Andrew Gutierrez
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Logan Watson
vampires? nope
Tyler Sanchez
(Check the OP for my email. In case this thread gets derailed or 404s.)
Tell me your story. What makes you a vampire? How did you become one? How old are you?
Chase Perry
I am a 35 year old Male, my name is pete, but you can call me STAR LORD. I was taken from home in 1985 and a blue guy named yondu kidnapped me to space, and we fought bad guys in space. AND AS YOU MAY REALIZE I AM NOT A VAMPIRE I AM A GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY
Noah Ward
Only story I have saved vamp related
Robert Flores
DANCE BATTLE BRO, U AND ME
Justin Smith
user vampires do not exist. Why are you asking for people who can only fool you?
Austin Campbell
Finally something relevant. Thanks. I think I've seen this one in the past, but never read it in detail. Think there's anything to it?
Ian Anderson
yes, THAT BLUE GUY ThAT KIDNAPPED ME TO SPACE
Logan Lopez
I appreciate your concern, user, but I'm not nearly as gullible as I may seem. Being willing to listen and believing are two very different things. I'm familiar with how roleplayers and con artists operate.
Ian Green
gave me chills
we need more creepypasta vamp stories
Easton Price
So your choices are con men or true believers who are insane.
Camden Campbell
I come from a noble bloodline of monster hunters I might just have to kill you for the human race
Josiah Green
I dunno man, it could. I swear though, in the apartment my friend and I lived in, the last folk to move in next to us had to be vampires or something strange. On one occasion my friend took the dog out, glanced up at their window and one of the guys turned his head and made eye contact the second my friend looked up, and the same damn thing happened to me a day or so later. There were a few times I'd hear someone coming up the stairs and I'd creep to the door to look out the peephole to get a look at them, and they actually stopped, and stared into the peephole. There's no way they could have known I was there, you couldn't hear the floor creak or see a shadow under the door or anything. They just felt off too, like you'd pass by, nod and say hello, and get chills down your spine. I have to real proof or anything, which sucks, but it's still odd shit added onto my list.
Benjamin Gomez
>Does it keep you young? semen is said to have rejuvinating effects on skin and the like so i guess cock vampires are a thing sorta kinda
Wyatt Collins
WRYYYYYYYYY
Carson Cooper
Yes. There remains of course the tiny possibility that a third category exists, and that's why I'm here instead of on /x/, where all the career roleplayers and schizophrenics reside.
Pointless quest? Wasted effort? Almost certainly. But I have my reasons.
Kevin Foster
Mmmmm.... Delicious cummies....
Camden Hughes
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Joseph Morris
Nice try Belmont.
Cameron Cruz
Weird. Did you ever see them go out during the day? Any other strange things happened in the area while you lived there?
Cameron Williams
>porn shilling this hard
Hunter Cook
You mean maybe normal people with enlarged K9 teeth and a thirst for blood? And also are drawn to having blood during their meals / during sex?
Brayden Edwards
>This hit me just right
My fucking sides
Alexander Murphy
Oh no cheerio me thinks we need a pic of OP
Jose Johnson
▲ ▲ ▲ When did you become a fagpire?
Nathaniel Russell
No, those are roleplayers and lifestyle vampires. I know those exist, I know what they do, I know where to find them... but that's not what I'm interested in.
Why?
Adrian Carter
>goths who like the lifestyle Gothfag here, never understood those kind of goths. Dave Vanian looked like a vampire and The Lost Boys had Echo and The Bunnymen in it but I never expected so much mixing.
James Edwards
Why not? The vampire existence is an embodiment of the goth ideal.
Joseph Hall
The goth ideal is dark and introspective music and connection through that, you can have those elements in vampism/vampirism don't get me wrong, but I figured goths would have some sort of distance like we do with horrorpunks.
Camden Hill
Bump
Angel Miller
goths and vampires are both homosexual so it makes sense
Josiah Powell
Overall vampire stories for me have been so so. I dig the goth aspect of it, but the whole romanticized shit is over the top.
I dig the idea of something living a long time and using a unique perspective on human life throughout the years. Blood and gold by Anne rice is great, you really get the feel for the times and the creatures experiences during these periods.
I find that shit fascinating. What would you do if you were immortal?
Learn Party Accumulate wealth Get good at stuff like art, music Ultimately still just wanna die
It's good story material.
Jackson Diaz
I'd like to tell you the truth but I ain't emailing you nigga...paleswordman=Van Helsing
Christopher Sanders
I'd do dumb shit and move around a lot to cope with never dying.
Logan Foster
Most goths don't believe in or pretend to be vampires, but I'm sure you can understand why the two are somewhat intertwined. It's the same general mood and aesthetic.
>but the whole romanticized shit is over the top. I agree.
>Blood and gold by Anne rice is great Never read that one, thanks for the recommendation. I got into the Vampire Chronicles a long time ago, but I lost interest after the first few books.
>It's good story material. It certainly is. That's one of the reasons why I'd like to find one. Just having a conversation with someone so old, whose mind is still sharp and intact... It would be interesting to hear what their story and what they had to say about things.
Evan Gray
Somewhat? Yes, but I've heard about it get huge for a while among goths and mixing happened. These days at my scene though, it's trad goths, generic ones, a very small handful of hipster dabblers, and that guy you dragged along to show a goth club.
Aaron Young
I'm not a hunter, I just like swords.
Nathan Green
Well i haven't made the full transition into vampirisim yet. However as a magician i have done many experiments with absorbing energy from others, either psychically or through drinking their blood. At one point during a 6 month experiment with the possible benefits of vampirisim my skin became reactive to sunlight, causing an irritating reaction similar to hives. I do look younger than most people my age, but i always have so i don't think that was due to the vampiric experiments. I did learn that blood can be used as a medium of energy transport rather efficiently, so drinking other's blood or using it in rituals certainly provides a greater effect for the partictular ritual or spell at hand.
Tyler Wood
One other thing is that during the experiment i did notice an unnatural thirst for the taste of blood, accompanied by a decreasing desire for grains, vegetables, and other non biological foods.
Jack Kelly
This of course faded after i returned to my former state with assistance from Artemis.
Jonathan Robinson
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Noah Cox
In fact, an interesting fact of magic is that most spells are channelled through the blood of the body, however with normal energies the resource consumed is merely water, but if you use too much energy the effects can damage the blood itself, causing a disease similar to celiac, or sickle cell diseases.
Justin Morales
OP, given a chance I'd pound your ass so hard a vampire could live off the blood gushing out of it for a century
Gavin Cooper
Gaaaaay
Gavin Robinson
Wut?
Joshua Fisher
That's a new one. Made me chuckle.
That's interesting, but it doesn't sound like anything supernatural happened. All the symptoms you mentioned could be coincidental or a consequence of selective perception and self-suggestion (like most "magical" practices, it simply lacks measurable consistent results).
Xavier Ramirez
i dont think vampires are real, but post a thread here again if you find any.
on a side note op, you gonna post a pic of yourself or what?
Adrian Green
Nice armor. You into HEMA or something like that?
>op, you gonna post a pic of yourself or what? Why would I post a picture of myself on Sup Forums of all places?
Daniel Turner
This, plenty of /soc/ faggotry elsewhere.
Jonathan Clark
Bump
Noah Allen
Who cares man its b, anything goes. At least op is real unlike vampires LOL.
Kevin Gomez
I havent seen anything yet in life that would indicate the existence of vampires, but if they turned out to exist I wouldn't be surprised. Also 'dracula untold' was a pretty cool movie imo, not sure why it gets no love.
Ryan Hall
6.3 on imdb, 23 critic score / 58 audience score on RT... Sounds pretty bad, but I've seen some good films that had low scores before.
>but if they turned out to exist I wouldn't be surprised I would. It's almost impossibly unlikely in many ways, from physiological to practical (feeding and staying undiscovered for so long, even in this age of security cameras and smartphones everywhere)... Humans are extremely dangerous and attentive to detail, it would be quite impressive.
Nicholas Edwards
Dont mean to derail from OP, but does anyone have some vamp porn to share? I feel like a kinky fap and at least it would bump the thread.
Dominic Rodriguez
t. Vampire
Adam Martin
do you like vtm: bloodlines?
Kayden Scott
There's one called Splattered that is horror/comedy. If you like that sort of thing.
Charles Adams
Thanks I'll look into it. The last comedy I've seen was What We Do in the Shadows (pic related). It had some funny moments.
Adrian Nelson
Shit i have a full folder of spooky greentext stories, Ill post when i get home from work
Zachary Jenkins
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Adrian Stewart
If /soc/ isn't enough evidence on how people care then there's no hope for you.
Samuel Myers
this one's hot
Ian Wilson
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Brandon Hall
Not gonna lie OP if they were real and had no plans of killing I would be one of the first to willingly make contact with them. Especially if it was a female vampire. Either gender though i guess if they were cool enough people and i could still go about my life i may just willingly become a routine blood doner
Austin Watson
>Do you believe in vampires? Man, if you would have asked me that four years ago, I'd have had a sensible chuckle. I haven't had a run-in with a vampire, but had enough spoopy shit happen that I can't just shrug off the thought of supernatural crap.
I'm pretty damn sure ghosts exist, now, so if vampires turned out to be real, I'd only be mildly surprised.