Shit Sup Forums I need your help

Shit Sup Forums I need your help
The FBI came knocking at my door looking for a missing girl. They had a warrant but the address was wrong so I sent them away. They should be back soon, eats the quickest way to dispose of a body.

Cook it

Give it to the coroner, they dispose of it for you.

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sage

Do you know of a good recipe I'm thinking curry

He probably hasn't enough time for that... *facepalm*

Yes we must move quickly

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>*facepalm*
If he has enough time to start a thread and dick around he is fine

Op is a baiting faggot.

Blindfold her and let her free anywhere outside you creep fuck

This thread is crucial I need advice. How fine do you have to chop up a body to flush it down the toilet

fake and gay -> google picture search ....

Old bait pasta.

No it's too late for that she can already identify my penis' in A-line up

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Too fine; no time.
You are a baiting faggot.
Bodys are extremely hard to chop through

Stale pasta is stale fagooot...get some new material

Get a dmshit ton of hydro sulfuric acid higher molar count the better.
Put her in a plastic barrel
Fill the barrel up while she's in their already.
Put the top on wait for her to dissolve then, pour her down a storm drain.
Or lock both of you in a room and pour ammonia and bleach over her she's gone in 20 minutes, but it smells horrible. This is your best option.

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This is now a wat do i do with steve my cat thread.

>Fake and gay
Why are you trying to be cool to randoms on the internet user?

Goos advice
Fill the barrel up while she's in their already.

Put in asss

>The same fucking thread every day, gtfo faggot

reverse image searched it, oldest result from 2013. Good try tho