What do I say next?

What do I say next?

>Do blacksmiths like small and pointy things as well at 05?

Also told a chick on Facebook messenger that I was "9 inches from the ground"
She said "lol what"
Then I said "an exaggeration of my endowment"
She then said "hahaha oh and big words I'm so flattered *wink face*
Then i said "it came from my heart *cool sunglass Face*
The she said "hahahaha oh my god I'm enthralled"

What do I say next?

Brb gotta jerk off to disabled down syndrome porn.

So...am I ever going to get to see those tits?

ask her if she wants some fuck

So, when will show me thoose beautiful girls that you have? (wink face)

God Sup Forums is as autistic as I am. You guys aren't helping

>implying any of us actually know how to talk to chicks

We're here to hinder, not help, you should know that by now.

IT'S MILLER TIME, FAGGETS

And, scene.

Do you want to see nudes, have a chit chat or what?

Make her laugh a tiny bit and meet her somewhere,ye got this user

just show the time of each texts you fucking lier.
old post / very clear b8. kill yourself

Sup Forums approved?

No nope nope bad idea. Be like "if your age aint on the clock, you arent ready for this cock"

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How do I respond to this?

Tell her your dogs name is Riley... fuck with her a bit.

Enthralled? Then, are you my slave?

"How about we start at _insert nice coffee place you know about_* and then move it over to _nice resutrant_ for a beer after? I'll pick you up / meet you there at _Day_ 13:00.

You can even grab a bite to eat inbetween if either get hungry. Make sure she gets a warm drink and that you sit on the couch together at the coffee shop. I would also recommend you sneak her off to watch a scary movie or do something crazy and sort of adrenalin filled.
I would explain the reason behind all of this but it will work. If you are going to kiss her, Kiss her between the coffee shop and the resutrant NOT after you walk her home.

>being this beta

How does this not sound autistic?

ahahah
You must have a ton of game sitting here on Sup Forums handing out critique instead of advice.

Wow you're an idiot for coming to us for advice. Are you fucking retarded?

Seriously though, try to say something about trying Irish coffee?

She's very Irish herself (redhead) and I have no where else to go. I don't have friends, no colleagues, I have nobody besides Sup Forums

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Just fucking with you bro

Charge your phone.

I figured she was Irish. Let's try xxxx ... Know of any good places? I'd go with suggesting a place myself

Good luck

Why would you keep a tool wet it will rust

Say:
i'm not into flings, i'm looking for someone to date and bring home to my parents for dinner. I also like to cuddle

I simply pick on beta cucks like you, who give out horrible advice. Atleast OP could make a better judgement for himself than following your shitty "date" schedule.

Tell her that sounds great and you'll see her then, then try to develop public social skills because her impression then will determine if she will sex you, not your text coversation. Also not looking like a neckbeard or troglodyte helps.

>ay girl, u ever eaten tuna out a ramen cup ;}~

you say:
i'm a massive faggot so i'm going to go suck some dick because, although quite gay, this thread isn't quite gay enough

bonus:
then you gtfo. also, sage

Loneliness. Maybe? But I'm okay now. I'll see you then. I suppose we can't talk "as friends" so this is goodbye. Maybe someday I'll see you at a table in a restaurant in France. Perhaps we will both be with our future families. We'd smile and wave but go our seperate ways. Please have a good life. P.S. can you send some pictures of your pink cunt