Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Not at all!

Good, because I'm not one!

I need to go buy the actual pillows sometime... then I can fold my bed out for the first time in ages and make use of the space.

QOTT: Which primarch would your waifu husbando?

>Konrad claimed

Heya

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>Yui claimed
(rikka)
i mean i guess I'm happy
i should go about getting a dakimakura of yui

After earlier, you expect me to agree?

Leman Russ

Heart of Stone extension is amazing

I actually do

Horace :^)

Wargame when

Hi juisexual
Good morning

Still here

... old hag, yes worst old hag because you aren't one, get it, ha, ha.
Gotta sleep tho bye

youtu.be/GZRpANN4NF8

I should get Yui next that would be cute

Claiming best girl.

Have you played Perfect Dark? I think it's even better than Goldeneye. The multiplayer has awesome bots and it's fun for hours. I've probably played it more than 300h.

Whose?

That's a nice collection.

Pretty sure it would..

Tzeentch probably..

I'm not muffin or the one that calls you juisexual speaking of which

Now. Get online.

No idea because I can't into 40K because I haven't finished Jojo

Can I be jealous here?

Mine

Here goes my 400mb I have left

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>wh40k
Are you going to minis or just read lore or vidya?

Your what?

Yes.

Only pics you could get are with me putting no work into it. I'd rather not keep posting sasquatch legs.

Look, it's not gay to get fucked if you're wearing a skirt, so why would it be gay to use a toy while in a skirt? Logic m8!

hello how did you sleep?
what a cunt.
thanks a lot for telling me how to go about getting one btw.
no, i don't have perfect dark; just goldeneye. I've seen some gameplay though, it looks nice.
oh, you're the other one that posts pics of that girl from The World God Only Knows sometimes.
hello :)

Yes you can

You are

Damn

I mean, there is one pic of you in a skirt that doesn't have that.

>tfw I will never have a Konrad daki
Why was I born only to suffer

So she's a furfaggot, then?

HORUS**
REEEEEE

You should look into primarch lore Saya. I'm sure you'll like someone.

claim

What do ya mean? I did??

>not having cheep unlimited
hah
Im in Tekkit anyways uwu

Like, I might have an old one or 2? No clue if they'd be lewd or not, and if they are, I'm not posting them.

Which one?

Hi

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I THINK there are people that will print out a picture like the one you posted and make it into a body pillow cover; costs a bit extra though
no you didn't, it was sarcasm.
please claim so i don't confuse you with someone else

I just have a thing for space wolves as a chapter.

I mean there's that one upskirt one.

>his height starts with 5'

Same thing :^)

I just like watching lore videos of 40k
Not really into it

>having Canadian soldiers within your borders
Fuck you uwu

I only seen the thigh high one with your helmet

Ehh, I don't know. Spessh marine things aren't that interesting..

But isn't wearing skirt gayer than not wearing one?

It's very similar to Goldeneye. You should get it if you can find one. Meanwhile try and 100% Goldeneye. Just take it slow, try stealth and go for head shots.

Wait what? Since when?

My waifu already has a master and won't betray her for some emporer

Hi duck
How's your crippling depression?
Hi juisexual
Like 10 hours I think

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That is lewd... I think?

Wait, if you've seen that one, how have you not seen the one Anya is talking about?

Nope. The opposite.

hot

How does that even work? It's all backwards!

>checked

Since Syndra gave me you

I have poor memory

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I mean, if you wanted to post it I wouldn't super complain. I mean, I'll be getting something better anyway... Plus, dem standard issue pantsu

I know how it was supposed to be a spiritual successor, I just don't have it. if i wanted a copy I'd have to spend a lot more than I normally would, considering how long ago it's passed since the game was released.
I don't want to try and 100% goldeneye, even if I try stealth in levels like bunker 2 it doesnt' matter bc once you shoot a guard infinite guards start spawning on the map, and that doesn't even count if you get spotted by the surveillance cameras, Cradle is the same way. control wouldn't be so bad if Natalya wouldn't fucking die all the time, and I don't want to replay Train so many times trying to shoot out the door.
I'm playing pokemon sun now instead, and a VN, G-Senjou no Maou.
sounds pretty solid to me, considering you didn't sleep the night before.

So you're the furfaggot?

Just the primarchs. I've known people to get into 40k for other shit entirely and end up waifuing the shit out of primarchs. I mean, I got into it for Slaanesh and Dark Eldar stroking on my fetishes.

Chaos, then?

I don't want to claim though.

Hi
I don't know who duck is :(

cute on the right

No it's not, it's simple! If you wear a skirt and suck/take dick, then it's not gay. But as soon as you take the skirt off, it's hella gay!

Well, I'd post it, but alas, I'm sure Anya won't have that.....

Or this... wait
>Super complain
That means you'd still complain!

Id say my waifu would husbando either Fulgrim, Sanguinius or Horus.

nevermind you're the one who said you weren't muffin and you weren't the one who says "Hi juisexual"
well look at that. I confused you for one of the others because you don't claim.
see

(:

Eh, about as much as you would if I did similar. Take that how you will.

Not even for old time's sake?

Too bad you are not one of them

Why hot?

That's okay confusing you is kind of fun and I'm too tired to differentiate myself.

But you remember the last time you did that, I didn't complain at all till you brought it up that I should complain!

Know what, she has the pic. If she's okay wit hit, she can post it. Otherwise, I'ma just leave it at that.

Oh, I see. I remember.. you heresied? I didn't know.. Who did you claim before?

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Fair enough. You can knife guards in bunker though, but rest of the maps, ehh...
G-Senjou no Maou is really good.

But aren't Primarchs spessh marine things?
Slaanesh is pretty fun.

[X] Doubt

why not (:

Yeah but wasn't that just because you didn't feel right complaining until I pointed out that you'd be totally in the right to, rather than that you were fine with it?

Misclick

You'd like that wouldn't you :^)
>so that's where the sticker is from

Well damn

Heresy is nothing new to me :^)
Last time I didn't really claim, I posted as Amatsu tho.

Why must you doubt my wisdom?

Maybe? Anyways, it's up to you now. I'm gunna keep eating.

Claim

Good taste.

Yes. But also way cooler than other spehss mehreen shit. The Horus Heresy is an objectively great storyline.

I mean, it's not like it's a very clear pic, and you seem to want to, so I can just kinda shrug about it I guess

I'll say no

Hello Always Takes The Bait-san

Does it seem like I want to?

Hi juisexual
I had a good dream uwu
Hi
I thought I told you to jump off a bridge -_-

Id have a better chanse of getting rid of you then uwu

Kind of? Although all this is doing is making me wanna post one of mine to compete or something

Heresy is bad! Who was Amatsu? I don't remember.

Because even you don't believe what you're saying!

Hmm, is there anything about Slaanesh, necrons or tech priests in there?

As if you didn't enjoy my faggotry uwu

Competition is healthy
Trust me I'm a fairy

Don't tell the inquisitors!
It's a white haired bote with some tenga looking hair thingies

cute on the right

>Competition for being lewd
I could see us doing that, is the sad part...

Except I totally believe it!

>confusing you is kind of fun
goodbye
even if you knife the guards eventually you need to start using the unsilenced soviet, which attracts infinite guards
G-Senjou is really good; I'm replaying it actually. I was gonna read saya no uta but idk.
what was your dream about?

Hi juisexual
Nnothing

The Mechanicum and various daemons are both involved, yes.
Hey, last night, you were listening to me go on about Konrad and asking me more, right? That proves you're interested in primarchs after all :^)

Yeah maybe.

I mean, I could see us doing that with each other, at least.

Hi
You told someone that but not me :(
Please tell me that too

No not goodbye
I'm sorry

>Trust me, I'm a fairy
Well fairies have never lied to me before, so here. :^)
Also, REEEEE LEWD-BOTE IS A TRIPLE HERETIC!

Competition when? :^)

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Hi
I never told myself that :(
Jump off a bridge ;-;

more

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hi

Mugi why

Definitely

Fairies are trustworthy
Yeah, get fucked. You can't stop the heresy

Dingus

okay. any plans for today?
too late

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>triple heretic
>Megumin, Amatsu, that other bote, z3, Astolfo
>triple

i didn't do anything desu

..Was it a boat?

Oh.. ok then..

Well, it can be done. The guy on that one video did it, but.. yeah.. It's not easy and need to know the levels really well.
Saya no Uta is the best VN. Kinda short. First choice, pick the top choice first time when you play.

Well, maybe, but not really interested enough to read over 9000 pages about them..

Alright good work guys

Fine, fine. Don't think you've seen this one. Not too lewd, but still.

Don't tell him my secret

Tripfags please get out and come back when I become one -_-

Yes yes