Hansen versus Predator

COME TO ME

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That looks like Sam Hyde doing a sketch or that burned preacher from the X-Files.

BAW GAWD

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S CHRIS HANSEN COMING OUT OF THE KITCHEN, CHRIS HANSEN IS BACK CHRIS IS BACK BAH GAWD

If TCAP needed one actor, would you pretend to be a predator for one million dollars, even if you were the only fake?
Note: no "paid actor" caveat.

Links?

>i can't believe it. i am actually touching a girl! oh i have never been so happy, this is the best day of my life. i never thought - wait who's that guy?

They let the guys hug her now????

>Note: no "paid actor" caveat.
what

He's saying that you'd go on the show as an actor but there would be no indication that you were an actor, to the viewers you would be a legit pedo.

When is it on? September?

It depends on the script. If my potential for meme status would be kept to a minimum, I might consider it.

Now, if they need an actor because they need to boost ratings, then fuck no. Because given what has already taken place on the show, they'd have me fapping all over the house in a Tutu or some shit.

a hug with a side of awkward.

God the lady they got to be the girls really was tiny

Would I be allowed to tell the media that I'm a paid actor?

god, how fucked are these decoys after all this? they must go full on lez after seeing all these men come in with all kinds of evil twinkles in their eyes.

In the words of Bill Murray thanks for the fries

>finally, I've attained true love...HOWEVER

>0:08
>his smile and optimism: gone

Yes, but TCAP would not be legally required to comment, due to the contract that your dumbass signed.

why would the media talk to you?

I wonder what Hansen was thinking with that one, this is kinda sad.

if i was running the show, i'd leave out guys like this because 1. he's gone through enough. just sentence him and leave it and 2. it can lead to sympathizing with the pedos. i'd stick with the creepier creeps.

>hansen versus autism

Best Tcap quote?

It's a question!
What? No way!
Dont get drunk with that
I don't need 14 year old I get all kinds of girls

Jim Sterling?

>it can lead to sympathizing with the pedos

yea, males being attracted to females...wouldn't want that in our society,

Chris Hanson doesn't have time for petty emotions; he's thinking it's one more soul to add to his collection.

>show up
>im actually a 13yo boy
>the actress pretended to be underage to lure me here for sex
>mfw she gets arrested

Yeah you are a 13 year old boy. Little retarded faggot

Because I've got a million bucks

>It's a question!
best one. he seemed dead serious too. also tried to kill himself after with a fucking pen.

is that rich evans in a cowboy hat?

this is unaired footage of the biggest creep of the show.
youtube.com/watch?v=zrX7FyODcgU&feature=youtu.be

stifflers gonna need a lawyer guys! fuck!

Just because he is a cripple doesnt mean he doesnt deserve equal treatment.

I mean did that guy drive a bunch of miles with a freaking walker to go fuck an underage girl?

fuck that dude, the moment you let your guard down is when they act all violent.

I kinda wish out society were less a bunch of pussies and shot these guys where they stood....would have been a much more entertaining show.

Someone got beaten up by a cripple when he was little.

And by "someone" I mean "you".

he coulda taken them shotgun wielding cops easily

zuckerburg should know better

...

nah, this guy is the sort of person viewers watch this show hoping to see. a cripple pedo reinforces the paranoia that literally anyone could be out to get you.

I always wondered if this guy pled down or played some kind of "handicapped card" that kept him out of prison.

if he did serve time, I wonder if he got the shit kicked out of him like the other pedos or if Tyrone had sympathy.

NO RUBER

>biggest creep of the show
I dunno, this is the type of episode that reminds me that the whole show is nothing more than pure exploitation.

Setting up a sting is one thing, but does the show act as much of a deterrent by publicly humiliating these people? I think the producers would say no.

>or played some kind of "handicapped card" that kept him out of prison.
Nope, he got five years in jail and a lifetime status as a sex offender.

>I wish we had a barbaric frontier justice system that resulted in daily murder because there is no real justice
Yeah fuck due process right!

The tard card?

sounds like justice to me. good on those prosecutors.

do you think that includes protective custody?

yeah. that's gotta be a thing, right?

>it's a "pedo gets mauled by a bear" episode

i would imagine he got protective custody, having both cerebral palsy and being a pedo. in some jails you can ask for protective custody if you've been in trouble and most likely get it, although it will be difficult since it means 24/7 isolation and no work/school.

i call bullshit on this whole exploitation thing.

Big ass lurch didnt say a word and just got up and headed towards the decoy. I can only imagine what his plans were.

I know alot of people on this board would love to rape a young girl or boy if you are fucking gay but whatever. Just not my thing and im glad they have these shows setup to show how many losers are out there.

Pedo bad. Tyrone no simpathy

>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:29:31 PM): i wish i was with u
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:29:56 PM): that b kewl i think
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:31:00 PM): i want to hold u in my arms
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:31:52 PM): that b kewl
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:32:42 PM): aww but it will a long time b4 we can
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:33:10 PM): y?
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:34:02 PM): cuz they can get us in trouble 4 statory rape
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:35:32 PM): whats statory rape?
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:36:40 PM): like umm intent to have sex
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:37:25 PM): whats that mean?
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:38:26 PM): that they can lock me up for 20 years and take ur pc and mine
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:39:04 PM): y would they do that?
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:40:57 PM): cuz ur under 18 and im over 18
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:41:37 PM): thats dum
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:42:06 PM): ur my bf n ilike u n u like me
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:42:14 PM): yea i really want to be around u and hold u in my arms
>ghostsrrelz (10/07/07 5:42:53 PM): that b awesome
>wrestlingdudeeasttn (10/07/07 5:43:16 PM): well we will 1 day meet i garuntee

he got his wish!

>I can only imagine what his plans were
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he was going to fuck her, given that's what they discussed at length.

>I know a lot of people on this board...
That may be true, however, that doesn't mean that everyone who questions the ethical nature of the show is a pedo.

>back in 1906, this would have been true love

granpapa and granmama probably met this way.

>he knows it's wrong
>he tells her it's wrong
>she baits him to come anyways

>he knows it's wrong
>he tells her it's wrong
>he goes anyway

>she crows it's kong
>he spells her to bong
>they frump anyway

>the cop that gives him a hand
lol

wait what? is there a new TCAP?

Please don't fuck with me I loved this show.

Poor guy

He would go into a prison hospital.
People who get sentenced to jail who have health problems always play that card.

Wtf, I hate Chris Hanson now

Not exactly a single quote, but I think this one's great.

Uh, you don't get to pic attached files just by the thumbnail.

why havent they done this show with women pedos?
enough of them exist and it would be 10x more entertaining.

Poor bastard must be desperate for any kind of love

He fucked himself over in his police interview.
youtube.com/watch?v=pWawqTfa3vU&list=PLrEX-0v3j_9W_240KUUF_PQH8IDjC7ROw

that girl looks at least 17+
good job making this guys life even worse over nothing

>its an approach
>what do you mean by that?
kek

FBI OUTTA NOWHERE

Who the fuck wouldn't?