You're supposed to believe this is someone's shrink

>you're supposed to believe this is someone's shrink

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> you're complaining about inane shit begging for validation

>hire a milf
>call her Dr. Milfy

Why did he mean by this?

She causes the opposite

wew

Tell me about your sexual perversions anons.

She's naked in a French movie?

What's the issue here?

When I was in college every hottie was either majoring in education or psychology.

>She's naked in a French movie

pls explain

My shrink is hot af. Feels good senpai

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I know I read about it in a Maxim article but don't know details.

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is that wrinkly cleavage turning you on, sailor?

>you will never fuck her in a parking garage stairwell
why do we bother living?

it sure does

Good evening maternal unit. I, an infant, am in dire need of some fresh lactate extract and require your assistance in procuring such.

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xD

that was a good fap, thanks

>She's naked in a French movie?

So show me her body!

her rape was hot as fuck

I'd hire her as my mommy desu

Adowable

Get out of your basement, m8.

The hottest women I've met are studying psychology and they are better looking than her.

>you will never feel her nice bush
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why do we bother living?

>studying psychology

Psychiatrists study medicine. Psychology doesn't get you a career in anything.

More like a "grow" if you know what I mean.

The only thing she's shrinking is my sperm count because I'm jerkin it to those big old milf tiddies if you know what I am saying

I know what you are saying.

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seems more appropriate that she'd be a grow!

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> Check wikipedia

> She's single

- straightens tie and pops breath mint-

Wish me luck lads

How do you go from this

TO THIS

She still looks great to me, just aged.

Get off the porn and go outside.

i still want to cum on her feet

tfw no hot milf shrink to take advantage of your loneliness and mommy issues

Heh

She was a weak link in the show. Stilted delivery of psychobabble that she clearly did not understand.

Time you insufferable retard.

Literally a 10/10 in my book. Makes me just a bit sad that she isn't my wife.

Kek

yes

I won't be doing much shrinking, if you catch my drift

A doctorate in psychology gets you a career as a Psychologist. Duh.

Psychiatrists don't actually do therapy. They dole out drugs.

Plenty of psychiatrists are trained across disciplines. It's a matter of building up qualifications in order to be able to take on different jobs. That's the norm. Companies even pay for training a lot of the time.

What is aging? Are you retarded?

>doesnt know what the process of aging is
>calls someone else retarded

okay...

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epic
epic for the win

Shitposting only insults the shitposter.

The two shrinks that I have seen in my life were genuinely beautiful women. There's a reason why it's a female dominated profession, they suck their way to their degrees.

>I'm jerkin it to those big old milf tiddies if you know what I am saying

What did he mean by this?

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Damn she looks good right there. If I remember correctly she had a nice big ass too.

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Convinced me

Holy shit is she Eva Green's mom?

I think she'll cause me to be expand instead of shrink ;)

Bah!

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>be me
>watching Goodfellas with my p and m
>this scene comes on
>M: "that doesn't look very hygienic, she could get an infection"
>P: "that gun is gonna need a good cleaning, make that 2 good cleanings!"
>favorite kino ruined, I cry myself to sleep that night

>favorite kino ruined, I cry myself to sleep that night

If you watched it before hand then why? I know it's green text but it's actually retarded.

i dont get it

turns his peepee into the big peepee

I had a cute older woman shrink when I was in my teens. Totally believable to me

it is hard to believe she can shrink anything with those udders

I used to have a legit 9/10 red head with glasses psychiatrist when I was younger, I think she made me develop a fetish for red heads

Read the thread you dopey cunts

Good one

A SHRINK? More like, a GROW.

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