Newfags don't know how to use the three seashells

Newfags don't know how to use the three seashells

aaaand now they do

>using the shells
those are for decoration user. the movie takes place in the future so OBVIOUSLY the muslims have taken over and enacted the "wipe with your bare hands" aspect of sharia law

>not bringing your own reusable seashells to the movie theatre in a ziploc
Sure, it's a little embarrassing when I have to go through the metal detector, but I'm saving the planet

Why would we be scraping at our asshole with metal seashells in the future?

Most of the world is already starting to realize that using toilet paper is barbaric and potentially harmful. Wet wipes and bidets are the logical, safe, and sanitary options.

Scraping at your ass with metal seashells would be a huge step backward.

wtf is this shit about

>Wet wipes and bidets are the logical, safe, and sanitary options.
Enjoy your fungal infections

>throwing the shells away

I don't think so user.

Enjoy your hemmorhoids and staph infections.

They're obviously buttons/switches. I worked this shit out when I was a kid.

>Wash
>Dry
>Flush

how's high school going?

It's supposed to be incomprehensible. So the audience can connect with the protagonist as he is confused and alienated by even simple tasks in the future.
Trying to make sense of something that was never intended to make sense is like trying to make sense of how a light saber or a warp drive work.
They don't fucking work. They never fucking worked. Get over it.

So you're telling me I've been using them wrong all this time?!

They're for decoration. The toilet is a bidet.

Shut up you Mickey Mouse piece of shit

Thank god I'm an oldfag

You use them to scrape the shit off. It's not rocket science.

Holy shit

theres a scene in Demolition Man where theres a toilet with three seashells instead of toilet paper

>/baneposting/ is the smartest board

kek

>lowest is Sup Forums

seems about right.