Lets play a game Sup Forums
Keep it music related. I'll start:
Radiohead releases a 10/10
Lets play a game Sup Forums
Keep it music related. I'll start:
Radiohead releases a 10/10
Granted, but Thom immediately dies
OK, but it's a limited edition pressing of 1 that Martin Shkreli buys and doesn't share
Bowie is still alive
>Radiohead releases a 10/10
It's panned by critics and airheaded radiohead fans are confused and don't know what to think of it.
Shoegaze makes a true comeback
The album is entirely trap influenced beats
Kanye West releases a perfect triple LP with guest vocals from Jeff Mangum and Suffjan Stevens on several songs
Granted, it only releases on Tidal. Kanye kills himself after.
Cumbia is finally recognized as patrician
But he's in a coma for who know how long
>Bowie is still alive
He loses his voice.
King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.
Granted, Oasis releases the shoegaze album as their comeback and Sup Forums hates it and it gets panned because its Oasis
Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album
Spearheaded by ths far left social justice movement. 10/10 instrumentals, beautifuy vivid lyricism, but subject matter all about white privilege, the beauty of curves, and the dangers of toxic masculinity. This all, of course, makes it even MORE widely acclaimed and popular, to the point where it begins leaking over into other genres.
Granted, but they make the same 6 albums every year
New Wave revival happens and has quite a few gems
granted, but being the trend hopper he is, only releases trap
>Shoegaze makes a true comeback
granted, but it all sounds like touched from loveless
grimes is brutally murdered(think junko furuta)
all of her albums are now illegal to own or stream
>Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album
Granted but Carly Rae Jepsen has now her own version of the CRUSHER and not only that the meme goes viral out of Sup Forums and spreads unto other places
Granted
But you have to fuck her corpse
Fuck.
>Granted
but all those New Wave albums are from metal bands, hurting the popularity of the scene and probably making the nu-male shitposting even worse
Granted, but you're still autistic
A third Acid Bath album is made, is good, and is universally praised as their greatest record, surpassing When The Kite String Pops.
Rock becomes cool again in the 2020's and goes back to releasing 10/10 albums.
granted, but it's album cover is a collage of meme images
granted, but jimmy kyle dies and is replaced by an 808 drum machine
The dominant form is rap rock, limp bizkit is seen as a preeminent band with one of the greatest vocalists of all time
Brian Wilson dies and Mike Love releases a new album
Granted but it's nu-metal and has features like Björn ''Speed'' Strid
granted, It's a Brian Wilson tribute cover album where he tries to sing in falsetto and fails
Mike Love dies immediately after and Brian reveals he faked his death to promote his new collab album with Van Dyke Parks which releases next week and is a 10/10
Granted, but it's made by blacks and is all very political
that new album is shit like usual for mike
Brian Wilson leaves a legacy while Mike languishes in obscurity
70's glam rock has a revival.
Moo successfully fends off normies and reddit
IT'S MEW
granted, then japanese moot kills the site
MOO
granted but even more of the artists are total nonces and the guy who is hailed as the next david bowie is revealed to have raped near about hundreds of preteen boys and girls, and one of his albums contains various samples of his tapes which he records voyeurstically.
it is revealed that John Lennon never actually beat his wife
Granted, but he did rape her & beat his kids
Granted. He beat Paul's wife instead.
>Bowie is still alive
granted but he's still dealing with cancer
Ringo releases a 10/10.
granted, but r/music becomes more patrician than Sup Forums
granted, but all the songs are old Beatles outtakes written by Paul
That already happened
that's not a bad thing, though
Richey Edwards reveals to the world that he is still alive
Anthony Fantano gives your favorite album a 10
Granted, but he kills himself after the announcement.
this is achieved by flooding the place with furry scat porn
granted, but every other music publication slaughters it and fantano is labelled a contrarian for his review
The things you did to convince him that it deserved a 10 involve trauma beyond your current level of comprehension.
Granted, but I become mod
The next day every single human being who either takes the term patrician seriously or uses it in earnest when applied to music explodes.
Immediately break up afterwards, never to release another album
A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album
>Radiohead releases a 10/10
granted but it's a christmas album
>A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album
It sounds almost exactly like Please Please Me
this actually made me mad when I read it
It'd be worth it for an album on the level of Ok vcomputer kid a and in rainbows
>King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.
granted, but they are fronted by a Freddie mercury impersonator.
kek
I don't think you understand the game; you corrupt the wish by adding something undesirable.
godspeed releases all lights fucked on the hairy amp drooling
A good anime is made next season
The grimesfags finally get their own board and stop shitting up this one
literally the only bad part about grimes on mu is people who constantly complain about her
granted but you inexplicably never hear about it and so never find out it exists
granted, but it's fucking shit
t. grimesfag
Cop Shoot Cop makes a collab with Trent Reznor
thread derailed
...
That board becomes the next Sup Forums and Grimes is memed into POTUS in 2020.
With no other places to possibly go ASMRwave becomes the hot new musical form.
That's called monkey's paw retard.
granted
Emil Amos (Grails, Om, Holy Sons, Lilacs & Champagne) does a collab album with Billy Woods (Super Chron Flight Brothers, Armand Hammer)
op said corrupt a wish
Depeche Mode discovers new way to make electronic music while playing with their vintage synths
they make electro-swing
...
Pitchfork dies
Rolling Stone takes its place
All music magazines die
Paul Joseph Watson starts reviewing music and becomes the most popular and relevant music critic
Delet
so down for this honestly
Jimi Hendrix is revived from the dead to record another album
Scaruffi' sword becomes law and The Beatles and Radiohead's records are burned
he makes electro-swing
Granted, but the decades of rotting in the earth means that his brain barely functions and the album is released to some of the most collectively negative reception an album has ever gotten, resulting in him dying from the stress and many fantastic underground musicians giving up on their passion due to the sheer misfortune they've witnessed.
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys release a new album.
It's recorded and produced by Damon Albarn on the new iPad.
A small No-wave scene forms out of the midwest.
They combine no wave with midwest emo to disastrous results
Granted, but found sounds of his graphic pregnancy enablement surgery is heard.
See , leading to her becoming the new grimes, changing nothing
John and George faked their deaths, The Beatles are gonna make music again
Paul dies the next day
Paul is already dead
The best they can do in their old age is rip off Oasis.
Coldplay retires and issues an official apology for their work and influence.
I mean the fake paul whose career has been more successful than real paul
Chris Martin releases a solo album, which is worse than anything by coldplay