Lets play a game Sup Forums

Lets play a game Sup Forums

Keep it music related. I'll start:
Radiohead releases a 10/10

Granted, but Thom immediately dies

OK, but it's a limited edition pressing of 1 that Martin Shkreli buys and doesn't share

Bowie is still alive

>Radiohead releases a 10/10
It's panned by critics and airheaded radiohead fans are confused and don't know what to think of it.

Shoegaze makes a true comeback

The album is entirely trap influenced beats

Kanye West releases a perfect triple LP with guest vocals from Jeff Mangum and Suffjan Stevens on several songs

Granted, it only releases on Tidal. Kanye kills himself after.

Cumbia is finally recognized as patrician
But he's in a coma for who know how long

>Bowie is still alive
He loses his voice.
King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.

Granted, Oasis releases the shoegaze album as their comeback and Sup Forums hates it and it gets panned because its Oasis


Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album

Spearheaded by ths far left social justice movement. 10/10 instrumentals, beautifuy vivid lyricism, but subject matter all about white privilege, the beauty of curves, and the dangers of toxic masculinity. This all, of course, makes it even MORE widely acclaimed and popular, to the point where it begins leaking over into other genres.

Granted, but they make the same 6 albums every year

New Wave revival happens and has quite a few gems

granted, but being the trend hopper he is, only releases trap

>Shoegaze makes a true comeback
granted, but it all sounds like touched from loveless

grimes is brutally murdered(think junko furuta)
all of her albums are now illegal to own or stream

>Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album

Granted but Carly Rae Jepsen has now her own version of the CRUSHER and not only that the meme goes viral out of Sup Forums and spreads unto other places

Granted
But you have to fuck her corpse

Fuck.

>Granted
but all those New Wave albums are from metal bands, hurting the popularity of the scene and probably making the nu-male shitposting even worse

Granted, but you're still autistic

A third Acid Bath album is made, is good, and is universally praised as their greatest record, surpassing When The Kite String Pops.

Rock becomes cool again in the 2020's and goes back to releasing 10/10 albums.

granted, but it's album cover is a collage of meme images

granted, but jimmy kyle dies and is replaced by an 808 drum machine

The dominant form is rap rock, limp bizkit is seen as a preeminent band with one of the greatest vocalists of all time

Brian Wilson dies and Mike Love releases a new album

Granted but it's nu-metal and has features like Björn ''Speed'' Strid

granted, It's a Brian Wilson tribute cover album where he tries to sing in falsetto and fails

Mike Love dies immediately after and Brian reveals he faked his death to promote his new collab album with Van Dyke Parks which releases next week and is a 10/10

Granted, but it's made by blacks and is all very political

that new album is shit like usual for mike
Brian Wilson leaves a legacy while Mike languishes in obscurity

70's glam rock has a revival.

Moo successfully fends off normies and reddit

IT'S MEW

granted, then japanese moot kills the site

MOO

granted but even more of the artists are total nonces and the guy who is hailed as the next david bowie is revealed to have raped near about hundreds of preteen boys and girls, and one of his albums contains various samples of his tapes which he records voyeurstically.

it is revealed that John Lennon never actually beat his wife

Granted, but he did rape her & beat his kids

Granted. He beat Paul's wife instead.

>Bowie is still alive
granted but he's still dealing with cancer

Ringo releases a 10/10.

granted, but r/music becomes more patrician than Sup Forums

granted, but all the songs are old Beatles outtakes written by Paul

That already happened

that's not a bad thing, though

Richey Edwards reveals to the world that he is still alive

Anthony Fantano gives your favorite album a 10

Granted, but he kills himself after the announcement.

this is achieved by flooding the place with furry scat porn

granted, but every other music publication slaughters it and fantano is labelled a contrarian for his review

The things you did to convince him that it deserved a 10 involve trauma beyond your current level of comprehension.

Granted, but I become mod

The next day every single human being who either takes the term patrician seriously or uses it in earnest when applied to music explodes.

Immediately break up afterwards, never to release another album

A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album

>Radiohead releases a 10/10

granted but it's a christmas album

>A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album
It sounds almost exactly like Please Please Me

this actually made me mad when I read it

It'd be worth it for an album on the level of Ok vcomputer kid a and in rainbows

>King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.

granted, but they are fronted by a Freddie mercury impersonator.

kek

I don't think you understand the game; you corrupt the wish by adding something undesirable.

godspeed releases all lights fucked on the hairy amp drooling

A good anime is made next season

The grimesfags finally get their own board and stop shitting up this one

literally the only bad part about grimes on mu is people who constantly complain about her

granted but you inexplicably never hear about it and so never find out it exists

granted, but it's fucking shit

t. grimesfag

Cop Shoot Cop makes a collab with Trent Reznor

thread derailed

...

That board becomes the next Sup Forums and Grimes is memed into POTUS in 2020.

With no other places to possibly go ASMRwave becomes the hot new musical form.

That's called monkey's paw retard.

granted

Emil Amos (Grails, Om, Holy Sons, Lilacs & Champagne) does a collab album with Billy Woods (Super Chron Flight Brothers, Armand Hammer)

op said corrupt a wish

Depeche Mode discovers new way to make electronic music while playing with their vintage synths

they make electro-swing

...

Pitchfork dies

Rolling Stone takes its place

All music magazines die

Paul Joseph Watson starts reviewing music and becomes the most popular and relevant music critic

Delet

so down for this honestly

Jimi Hendrix is revived from the dead to record another album

Scaruffi' sword becomes law and The Beatles and Radiohead's records are burned

he makes electro-swing

Granted, but the decades of rotting in the earth means that his brain barely functions and the album is released to some of the most collectively negative reception an album has ever gotten, resulting in him dying from the stress and many fantastic underground musicians giving up on their passion due to the sheer misfortune they've witnessed.

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys release a new album.

It's recorded and produced by Damon Albarn on the new iPad.

A small No-wave scene forms out of the midwest.

They combine no wave with midwest emo to disastrous results

Granted, but found sounds of his graphic pregnancy enablement surgery is heard.

See , leading to her becoming the new grimes, changing nothing

John and George faked their deaths, The Beatles are gonna make music again

Paul dies the next day

Paul is already dead

The best they can do in their old age is rip off Oasis.

Coldplay retires and issues an official apology for their work and influence.

I mean the fake paul whose career has been more successful than real paul

Chris Martin releases a solo album, which is worse than anything by coldplay