Weed experience thread

Weed experience thread
They can be weird, bad, funny etc. doesn't matter
GO!

>be in HS, 15 y/o
>skip class and smoke a doobie with a couple guys
>none of us felt like biking to the city to get some quality grams so one of us just called his ' plug'
>anyways, after getting the goods we settle down in an indoor office pathway
>roll up, spark it up and stuff goes as usual
>after 15 minutes or so i start to sweat profusely, my sight is getting narrowed down as if i have horse blinkers, increasing peep in my ears
>lie down, warn my mates that im not feeling aight
>start to get extreme stomach aches, ive thrown up from weed before so i didnt think too much of it
>massive tremors in my lower bowel and ive gotta poop REALLY FUCKING BAD
>collect myself and tell my mates ive gotta go pee
>stroll through the streets as a zombie, completely pale, sweating and intense red eyes
>walk into the local traveling agency all fucked up and ask them if i could use their restroom
>sure, i go in and sit down, look at the mirror and instantly shit out what felt like my entire lower half
>pass out
>fast forward 2 hours, staff has been knocking on the door, countless calls from my mates
>recollect myself, strumble out of the restroom and cant even remember saying anything
>go back to my mates and business continues as usual

DAMN.

I've mostly been having bad highs lately which has forced me to stop smoking for good :(

Argentinean here
Would suck some nigger dick for top quality weed

>be 18 with my stoner (now ex) bf
>i have a super low tolerance for weed, sends me to the fucking moon
>decide to try edibles
>know i'm a sensitive soul, so only eat a small piece
>watch trailer for Grand Budapest Hotel
>nothing happening, so we go for walk, get metabolism going
>come home, decide to watch Grand Budapest Hotel
>movie starts, makes no fucking sense
>it's the first 3 minutes on repeat for an hour and a half
>every scene is making me jump
>feel like I can predict everything that's gonna happen but when it doesn't happen it surprises me
>start thinking that this is all my life will ever be from now on
>just watching the same three minutes of grand budapest hotel over and over forever
>start freaking out
>boyfriend asks what i think has happened in the movie so far
>explain
>"user, we're 20 minutes in and that's all that's happened"
>wat
>start crying, lie in foetal position, listen to music that I know the lyrics of

Wtf is with these anons? Here's my weed story

>be me at home
>smoke a joint
>get stoned, order pizza
>play Xbox
>pizza shows up, I eat it
>have a chocolate bar for dessert

That's it that's all, dunno what kind of weed you anons are smoking but weed stories are boring as fuck. Wanna talk shroom/lsd trip now THATS a story.

Weed is for fucking losers.

>get high and drunk one morning
>walking home from friends house
>stop by store to get papers
>head down the local walking trail and veer off into the woods to smoke
>stop first to take a piss at the bottom of a hill
>drop my phone because i ran too fast
>too fucked up to realize it
>fall down on my way to smoke spot
>drop my wallet with $100 without realizing
>get to the smoke spot and reach for my lighter
>realize i dont even have a lighter and now i have to go all the way back to the store
>also realize i dont have my phone or wallet and no idea where they went
>drunkenly stumble around in a panic for 30 minutes looking for my stuff
>end up finding my stuff and buying a lighter
>came back and got high

>Being on Sup Forums

*you're, smart one!

"Amigo, no tengo guita pero te cambio ese paragua que tenes ahi por un RE pete"

>be me
>16 y/o in school during lunch
>go to a stall and eat an edible I bought for $15
>I eat it and walk back to lunch room mad because it "didn't work".
>30 min later im sitting in Physics class and I cant even sit up straight
>I cant even walk to my next class, friends literally drag me
>Never eating an edible in school again

>be m, 20, last year
>first time smoking quality bud
>hotboxing my work mates car with 2-3 blunts (cant remember after first one)
>other work mate in back
>smoke about half a blunt then im flying
>cant take focus off of whats directly in front of me
>on the inside i feel fucking phenomenal
>on the outside i apparently look like im dying
>notice friend in front says "noooo, i think hes okay"
>realize theyre talking about me
>reply "nah, yeah im good dude, just really fuckin gone"
>i guess friend in back was trying to get my attention for about 5 minutes
>go back to spacing out and not knowing what the fuck is happening
>friend in back leaves so first mate drives me home
>i dont remember the ride
>i fade back in as hes saying bye cuz we're in front of my house
>go inside and beat my dick to mush
>best orgasm of my life
>pass out immediately
all in all 10/10

Op here, guess I'll share a story too

>15 y/o
>Buys weed from plug it's fire Yeti OG to be exact
>Sneaks out to friends house
>She rolls up my weed bc I didn't now how to
>We go out for walk, then I spark it
>She won't smoke bc she was going to get tested
>We are walking I'm already high off my ass
>I start laughing really loud
>It's past curfew and a cop pulls up but is far away from us
>We freak out and hide behind a car to see what they are doing
>I figured a neighbour probably called the cops on us
>We run to my friend's house
>Cops are on the same street my friend lives on and are looking right at us
>We play it cool and just go to her backyard and enter through a window
>I wait for the cops to leave in her room
>They finally leave, but I'm not feeling well
>I lay on her bed
>I begin to sweat and my stomach hurts
>I already know I'm going to throw up
>I tell her to open her window and I throw up
>Goes homes listens to music and passes out

I ate an edible last week

nothing happened

I just felt a bit tired

Is this normal?

>smoke weed
>got paranoia
Realised I was surrounded by shitheads
>stopped smoking weed
Dont see shitheads anymore

The end

Weed experiences??
Fucking really?

It's weed you dumb fuck 16 year old.
Jesus christ.
It's not like LSD or a 2 day amphetamine binge.
Holy shit you fucking regard children.
It's weed.
>I smoked weed
>Tyler got super high
>it was soo funny
>he told a joke and we were like "what?"
>hahahhahaha.jpg
>ate some of the pizza rolls Danny's mom brought home from the church store
>Haha Kek, man weed stories am I right?

Fucking autistic underage kids on Sup Forums stfu.
Do some real drugs and come back with real experiences.

was it your first time with weed?

Yes It depends on how much you ate and how much mg of THC it has

Man I don't have weed "experiences" any more because my tolerance is too damn high. Back when I used to smoke leas I had some funny stories
>be hanging out with brother, put 2 grav hits into my face
>suddenly my eyes won't focus
>literally life looks like a bunch of blurry shapes and I can't make anything out
>lie down in my room
>my fat comes over and starts licking my face
>abrasive tongue is licking my face RAW but it feels so good
>wake up an hour later with a red splotchy face


And another:
>first time getting high with friends
>we decide to watch Trigun because fuck yeah Trigun
>really entertained, hours fly by and my friends leave
>watch 3 episodes after they leave but it gets hard to follow
>It's like I can't understand them anymore. Too stoned
>pass out
>wake up in the morning and see youtube history
>mfw the last 4 episodes I watched were japanese dub, no english sub
>i watched over an hour of anime in a language I don't understand

My entire life is a weed experience. I'm high all days every day. I can't imagine living any other way after all these years

>be 17
>gf is 16
>she got some weed from her cousin
>first time smoking for me. she's smoked a few times
>about 9 at night, her parents aren't home
>we go out into the back yard, lay on the grass behind her garage and light up
>get a good buzz going
>start making out
>two minutes later we're laying naked in the grass having sex
>suddenly see flashlight approaching garage
>grab clothes and run naked to the house
>look out window and flashlight moves around garage then leaves
>continue fucking in house. long, relaxed sex
>next day neighbor comes over and tells her father that he thought someone was breaking into the garage
>almost cockblocked by neighborhood watch

yes. I usually just puff pass with people or take a couple bong hits when offered. I don't really smoke on my own or know where to get it - people just offer me stuff. I don't think I've ever been high. Also I am 28 now.

>Be me
>16yo few me and friends experiences with weed
>Stoner buddy tells me he got some hash
>Go to his at week-end
>Craft a monster bong masterpiece
>Name it the Armageddon
>Start smoking around 2pm
>Pretty high and decide It's time to baptise the bong
>He stuffs it with a whole gram
>Start dragging
>The smoke is yellow not even white
>Drag the whole thing
>Look at him he looks at me
>Run to toilettes and spend the next hour hanging over them
>Go to dinner with parents
>At this point not even white anymore we're fucking green we're so high
>1 very awkward meal

...

"Do what I tell you to do because whatever you've done isn't cool enough"
"lol you're a faggit, be more Hardcore"
Kys, weed is fantastic. It allows you to let loose without turning into a giant fucking jackass.

Not the same guy, i am mad tho. Why are you fucks so boring and uninteresting? Tell us a *funny* experience or im saging.

i have ocd so it kinda makes it worse and i end up freaking out

(same guy here)
>be more recent than that but idk exact time frame
>smoke some blue dream with my buddy in a local park
>i love it cuz its super mellow and buddy hasnt had much experience with weed so it wont hit him too hard
>i smoke about half a joint and he insists he wants to kill it
>let him, thinking he'll be fine cuz super mellow strain
>10 minutes later he literally cant stop smiling
>"you okay dude"
>"i cant stop, i just cant stop"
>whatever he's just having a good time
>head to grocery store to get a water
>buddy still grinning like a jackass
>he gets weird looks but he doesnt notice
>walking back to park i get hungry so i suggest we go to taco bell
>he has no idea where to go even though its a straight shot and a 5 minute walk
>keeps walking into the middle of the street thinking we're supposed to turn
>buddy walking with his arms stuck in front of him and he's in a half squat the whole fucking time
>i keep laughing as he's mumbling about some recipes to himself
>taco bell is closed so i just wanna go home
>tell him ill walk him halfway to his place since he's fucking off his ass
>we part ways and 5 minutes later i get snapchat from him
>hes just standing in front of his house breathing heavy and saying "gotta.... sssssneak in...."
>next day he tells me he tried to sneak in by walking tiptoe cartoon style with his knees coming up to his chest
>his family was still awake so they just watched him do that shit to his room
>never seen someone get so high off half a joint of the mellowest strain i could get
all in all it wasnt great cuz it felt like babysitting

>be me
>decides to try an edible
>friend hooks me up
>I go home with my friend
>I eat a quarter of the muffin, thinking that will get me high
>after half an hour feels nothing
>eats another quarter
>waits a little bit
>kicks in
>it's intense as fuck
>walks up the steps
>steps are fucking huge
>stares at steps for two minutes
>finds a bunch of turtles candies
>eats one
>eats two
>eats the whole fucking bowl
>sits on couch
>starts watching American dad
>I'm zoned the fuck out
>takes a shower, cause why not
>hears door unlock
>FUCK my sister came home from work
>gets a bit of paranoia, even though she knows I smoke
>gets done with shower
>lays on couch and continues to watch American dad
>she doesent even know I'm high
>night goes normally, she suspects nothing

>be me 15 years of age,
>lighweight as fuck (still am)
>im a dumb ass nigger and for the life of me everytime i hit a bong i fucking die
>guess i can't feel it and i snap the bowl and k myself erytim3
>first time i hits the bong on colfax in denver
>nigga i was a crackhead for three hours
>blacked out hit my head on the concrete
>"you okay user" as friends look at me like i just smoked salvia.
>yeh im good trash man (nice guy didnt call 5 o or anything)
> black out again this time smash face straight into concrete.
> sits there for two hours because i cant walk.
>mind you this is in some ghetto ass alleyway on a street known for crackheads and crank whores.

anyone want a part 2?

(pic is me)

i've don rittalin quite a bit, glad i don't do it anymore though, i have more money now, anyways
>be me
>be in highschool, 4th year
>my friends had swapped a fiftybag for like for rittalin pills
>we take the rittalin
>it kicks me halfway through physics class, i can't sit still
>litterally shaking right now
>get out of my seat and play with the gas tap
>end up acting more mental then normal
>get in a fight with a black guy
>hit him in the balls then the throat
> he couldn't breath
>i got stood down for 3 days

Nope, no thanks user. Keep your pic and story to yourself, please.

...

:)

Weed stories usually aren't too interesting but I have a pretty good one.

>be me
>be 15
>beginning of freshman year and I was a very sheltered child
>Hung out with beaners cuz they skated and skating was kewwll
>One day we are out skating and my fat ass can't keep up
>get left behind and it was hot as fuck
>finally catch up but i smell something..amazing
>didn't know what it was because I was a sheltered little white kid who didn't know shit about drugs but still acted like i did
>walk up to one of my friends and in their hand they held a joint
>First thing he says is "user HIT THIS SHIT YOU FAT FUCK"
>and of course being the overweight sheltered white kid I was I immediately jumped to be accepted

Well I fucked up

like really really fucked up.

>Takes the small joint immediately burn fingers like autismo
>almost drop it and get weird looks
>In a panic my autistic ass shoves it to my mouth and sucks in really really hard.
>DunGoofed.jpg
>inhale HALF OF THE FUCKING JOINT
>Start to choke
>Everyone is laughing but me and the kid who had brought the joint
>He starts getting all pissy while im fallen over choking on a fucking burning joint
>I cough bits and pieces up crying and shit
>youngfag panics and calls fucking 911 because my face was really really red
>Get ambalanced to the nearest ER and had my stomach pumped
>mfw i had to goto the ER from inhaling an entire fucking joint
>mfw I was grounded for roughly 4 months ish
>And until I graduated from High School I was always made fun of for being the retard who swallowed a joint.

...

>be 17
>it's Friday, ain't got no job, ain't got shit to do
>spend my small inheritance from grandfather on weed like the degenerate I am
>friend passes me bong
>inhale, cough, water comes flying out the stem
>filthy looks from everyone but first time so they let it go
>shit hits hard
>dry mouth like a mother fucker
>realise I have to go home before father beats me
>"why is your face so white and eyes so red" ?
>I've been working out
>didn't buy it
>try to stash weed in drawer but he catches me
>get the beating of my life
>takes drugs to cop shop and accuses one of me mates
Don't really understand why he over reacted so much, he used to smoke pot when he was younger

Probably why I get so nervous sometimes when I get high. Thanks dad

Fag

why I don't smoke weed
>get back from my skiing trip
>decide to buy a baggie from my roommate when I get back
>roll a joint and smoke it, pretty standard
>chilling in room, listening to music
>can hear roommate talking to someone in his room, don't recognize the other voice
>*tap tap tap*
>*snort*
>guess they're doing cocain
>try to ignore it
>their voices get louder
>they're starting to sound pissed about something
>hear my name
>fuck, they're talking about me
>they're fucking mad
>keep hearing my name
>they've been planning something while I was away
>I'm in their way, I've fucked up their plan
>they're going to come for me
>fuck fuck fuck
>I need to get out of the house
>they're going to hear me
>they'll know that I know
>can't stay inside, it's not safe here
>run

why does it do this to some people? i get the same racing thoughts

Annnnnnd?

I hear shit all the time. Yeah, it's trippy, but goddamn. May have had a bit of an overreaction there, Sup Forumsuddy.

fuck I'm high!

Part of me think it's a person's temperament, other part thinks it's consequence of garbage weed, could be both. There once was a time where I could just mong out and enjoy a film, I miss that.
I wasn't hearing shit, the dude knew I got paranoid when smoking and used it to gaslight me, that night turned into a week long ordeal.
But yeah, it's a definite overreaction, hence why I stopped smoking.

OP here again, I'm going to bed when I wake up I'll share another weed story

I get it pretty much with any weed. Sometimes it's fine, others it's terrible. Doesn't seem to matter what type of weed it is. Hit and miss.