Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Claim

Hi nothing

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Hi something

Why do we need as new thread

Aqua claimed

Bump limit

Jjjjjjjenas??????

oh no

I fucking told them.

Why oh no?

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>inb4 sperge
cute

That was last thread uwu

claim

sure, I believe it

Hi guys

Queer spic :o
I don't have enough energy to sperg out right now

they didn't listen

Hi

hello

No one ever does.

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Hi nothing
No uwu
Have you ever wanted to become a school shooter? owo

Hi something
Sometimes uwu

Hi nothing
You should do it owo

What's up Chitoge

Hi something
There are no guns here uwu

Claiming.

Hey Rei

Has anyone seen the Kumiko who plays the piano recently?

>Misaki Claimed

Hi nothing
Use a knife uwu

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they should

nothing, insomnia and games. and you?

Hi something
That wouldn't really work owo

Hey Misaki nice dubs
Accidentally fell asleep in that earlier thread :/

Hi nothing
How not owo

Hi something
Too slow to kill people so someone could just come up and push me over or something uwu

2 and a half hours left in work kill me

Hi nothing
You could always bring several knives and just throw them at people and hope they die uwu

Hi something
Then i would run out of knives owo

almost there

Hi nothing
Not if you brought 50 uwu

No problem. I could only sleep four hours or so this morning. Usually I'm not up until noon.

Hi something
Then i would only be able to kill 50 people owo

Hi nothing
How much are you aiming for uwu

Hi something
If i was going to kill people in a school i would just try to kill as many as i could owo

Gotta admit, sometimes they shouldnt..

Hi nothing
You should kill me uwu

You guys should probably drop this talk ASAP.
Definitely people on these threads who would report this stuff and have people show up at your door if they thought you were threatening.

Hi something
Come here then owo

No uwu
You come up here owo

uwu

i kind of thought the background of that picture said "grope" over and over again... seems appropriate given the grabby hands.

No uwu

Why not uwu

Same here. I'll be on later I got work

i'm too lazy owo

Ok
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now owo

Not ok
Ok :( uwu

Smoked rum is odd with coke.

Try it with Dr.Pepper

You motherfuckers ain't got nothing on my waifu.

good morning :)
>Yui claimed

morning

Dont have any around.

Hi

hello you two

Hi

i'm going to bed or i die from a fatal stroke, see you everyone

Hi
Up to anything good?

Emilia > Rem btw

Hi
No
Are you?

i'm just rearranging the K-On OVA's to match the chronological order of the show :o

Why weren't they in order?

How can your waifu even compete?

Season 2 chronologically ends at episode 24, but there are three extra episodes that are basically at different points in the timeline.

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Dead

Hi Rem (:

It is hella good to see this pitiful shithole dyin'
Keep kicking the bucket lads, might be the only thing you are good at

husband re-claimed

xd

I'm here to shitpost and chew bubblegum, and I've still got a fair amount of bubblegum left

my attempt at bait didn't work so I'm humble now.
hi rem
what show is that from?

Hey cute

>Classic

Date A Live, a mediocre show that has best girl in it

looks like she's about to break her neck

>implying ai's bigass head doesn't put her in perpetual danger of breaking her neck

Well at least she's not somersaulting through the air

hello :)
ah, I've heard about it.
thank you :)

This anime is a bit too relate-able. It's a bit disturbing

Where are you from if you dont mind me asking? You always seem to go to bed and wake up around the same time as me

America.
if I sleep/wake at the same time you do it's probably the same time zone too

so many cute waifus, how can white men compete?

two jacks? is this allowed?

Hi juisexual

Midwest?

Well aren't ya bloody retarded

Why do you pretend to be British, are you some kinda Tea-aboo?