G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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The buckshot I orded doesn't arrive til next week

and the number /
what u going to do with it, when it comes ?

question is why not become an hero?
>no ammo

not feeling like it yet, maybe later, maybe never

dubs say that's a great question.
hope u feel good later.

These gifs are helping. Please continue.

Its almost Friday, and have to finish a case.

how are you today?
what kind of case?
nice dubs

i have no reason to hero today.

Court case. Some dickhead beat the fuck out of his baby mamma whatever. Kidnapped the kids and all kind of other fucked up stuff. What's different about this is there are actually witnesses, and she is ACTUALLY going to testify about him selling around kids and other shit.

I hope justice is served.
r u a lawyer?

Nah a Cop. But where I am, you pretty much have to be to convict some of these fuckers. Gotta work with the DA's and stuff. Anyways looks like he'll do some time. I'm trying to finish this shit to get the weekend off.

Because I am doing to go on a date with a girl on Friday.

cool. hope ur a good cop.
g'luck with the case.
cool. i hope it goes well, and you get to see her panties.

Thanks man, and I like to think I actually am.
Good luck man. Don't try to hard and enjoy it.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

because i have a radio broadcast to listen to today

Because I will have a date with this girl next week :)

:-) stay safe.
lol. g'morning catholic bro that only has sex with his wife during her period.
enjoy it.
what is it about?
hope it's a good date.

Who is this? Looks like someone I went to school with

>I have a beautiful wife and I take care of my wife's 7 children

u went to school with beautiful women.
good correction.

Because I make decent money

I just compared fb photos and I'm fairly certain it's her. She would be the type too

b/c you're mom is coming over to put her vagina on my penis today

congrats on the money.
cool. she rides dick pretty good.
that's great, i hope u both enjoy the sex.

Looks like the girl in the op is nina north

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Exotic4K - Hot Latina Nina North oils up her huge tits

While period sex is amazing, a woman's infertile period is not her period.
If you're insinuating that my children are bastards, I'd appreciate if you didn't.

good eye.
nice dubs.
what's that?
how are the wife and kids today, catholic bro?

They're doing pretty well. An old High School friend is coming over, she's been pretty close. It'll be nice for the family to see her after a couple years.

that's cool.
what what did your family do for the 4th of july?

Camped at a lake where my family owns property, made lots of noise with explosions. I can't wait until the kids are old enough to light the fireworks themselves so I don't have to do it all myself.

Life's too good.

Because I'm waiting for my pets to get old and die before I do an hero. I gotta stick around to look out for them until then.

doin god's work

test
see if I'm band

Yeah. I just can't leave them alone until without knowing that they will be looked for. And, that means I'm stuck in life until they are gone.

ayyyy, I'm not banned, also my parents are rich.

family owns a prop near a lake.
that's cool.
it is.
nice dubs.
nice dubs.
have a cat?
don't cats live for like 20 years?
indeed.
yes, ur shadow banned. i can't see what you posted.
that's good.
how rich ?

Because I hate the collective world more. If I have to suffer all this horse shit, I'll make the world suffer mine. I live on bitterness and hate.

It's technically my mother's, but she lets everyone in the family use it.

Hey, OP, you been doing well? Haven't seen a thread in a while.


And I'm not going to simply because. Things aren't fantastic, and work is exhausting, but I'm, kinda, just riding the wave.

You can't see what I posted, because I'm banned, but you replied? kek

My farther makes £32,000 a month, but even back 15 years ago he was paying himself £50 an hour. We live normal, nothing extravagant, farm house with land, my sister rapes him sometimes, she has a £280,000 house she didn't put a penny towards. I know I'll never have to worry. I'll look after my niece when my sisters fucked up and penniless.

well at least you have motivation.
still that's awesome.
ride on!
still can't see what you posted, nor any of that information about your dad and sister.

Honestly, I have run out of excuses

might as well stick around just for the heck of it then.

Y'all need
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screen print for proof of ban & what the fuck you are talking about

Yeah. It's an excuse to get out of the house, y'know? My wife stays cooped up in the house except for shopping and stuff, the kids are home full time with school out. They haven't been somewhere for a long while, and it was about time I had sex somewhere other than my house.

i can't see this either, so i can't screen print it for you.
sex in different places is a good thing.

Yeah, that's kind of the main reason since like a year now

I'm just lucky the boat didn't capsize.

you made me smile anyways, thanks.

2 cats and a dog. And yes they can live that long. It sucks, but I just can't leave them alone. My wife already died and I'm all they have left.

Sorry for your loss, user.

boat sex.
cool.
:-)
damn bro. yeah, take care of the animals.
hope u find new love.

the adrenaline rush is so amazing. Especially when it rocks the boat and you get water splashed all over you.

Thanks

I can only imagine how you feel and I'm sure that doesn't do it justice.

as shit as life is I get to cum in 4-5 diff vaginas a year average

I have a few things left to do. Give me 10 years or so.

that's good.
you can scratch geting dubs off that list.

I've never understood promiscuity tbh.

different lovers have different attributes and different experiences.
monogamy is cool, but if u want variety of vaginas that's cool too.

I guess, but that does mean you could get someone who can't please you/that you can't please

indeed, but the opposite is true too.
there are pros/cons of both vagina-dedication and vagina-variety

I think I just got lucky. Who knows?

indeed, that can happen.
sometimes you find the perfect pussy/lover and u stick with it.
I've had a few gfs that very very good in the sack. Sounds like u must have a winner.

It's Catholic guy btw, but yeah I got really lucky.

cool. Im OP btw.
I enjoy vagina-variety.

I don't get a choice in the matter but I don't see any reason to go off and get with a different woman. We've spent pretty much 22 years getting to know what makes the other tick, no reason to throw it away for someone who doesn't.

test

Last time I barely failed and looking back it was a really scary feeling to die.

no hating here.
i'm glad ur happy.
exam
don't try again.

So what's your preferred methods? When I tried I filled up a nice hot bath, took about 30 mg benzoes, downed a small bottle of vodka and slit my artery. Only reason I lived is that I stupidly posted a suicide letter to snapchat (lol) and an acquaintance called the cops. They found me almost bled out and I spent 3 days in the ICU followed by 2 weeks in an asylum.

You do you ig, just make sure that the other person is happy too. Don't leave your girl unsatisfied.

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CNN IS EVIL!

i don't have a prefered method.
thanks.
fox news is evil.