Rum with two ice cubes in chilled down glass

Rum with two ice cubes in chilled down glass.

What'll you have friend? It's on me.

People still do alcohol in 2017?

You're a self absorbed little cunt. Shut your pompous ignorant mouth, you little twinkfag.

Don't fight... What'll it be?

I'll have a shot of Jack Daniels with some cola.
Add ice pls

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Want them separated or eant me to mix them?

bruh im 23

Separated please, bartender.

Glass of the same, thanks OP. I got the next round buddy.

I'll have an Old Timer, double

How can one drink Rum with ice?

Single-malt Scotch neat. Nothing younger than 15 years.

I'll have your severely underage sister.

some decent single malt in chilled glass, no ice, preferably not scotch.

but then again i stopped drinking, so perhaps just orange juice instead.

A glass of ice cold disaronno with a little bit of milk is heaven for me

Kind of like in the picture.

Very fast before it gets too diluted.

Two boilermakers please!

W8 until 29th. She'll be 20.

I could go for a Guinness Foreign Extra right about now. Preferably Nigerian

why don't just drink neat?

Didn't have any cold glasses and I really wanted some rum now.

what is your opinion on stonesours? Never had one, but want to try. Is it worth it?

Ill have 3 shots of whiskey, preferably black label.

I said severely underage.

Pour me a shot of Everclear and then I'll take a double Screwdriver. Thanks user.

Beer thx.

I'll have Smirnoff Mule

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Thanks OP.
Cheers!

Here you go.

Minesota tiddlewave!

Is this OK?

I'll have my wiskey how I have my bed partners. 14 years old and mixed with coke

Second one, coming right up.

Got any MD 20/20?
And don't try to pass me that Nighttrain stuff, m8.
I have class.

A fifget spinner shaken not stirred

Here's nr 2

Single Malt, straight please.

Shall I pour you some of this, or just leave the bottle here?

ill have a room temperature smirnoff ice cheers boss

here's your everclear sir

sorry what the fuck is this thread

And here are Screwdrivers. Two for you and one for the lady sitting next to you.

I'll have a natty daddy and an empty cup with napkins to spit my dippin backer in

just order a fucking drink, mate

What kind of beer? YOu want, dark, regular, light, any brand in particular?

I'll have a Lindemans Framboise please. Fucking hot outside

Coors light, pls

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Thanks, friend. I brought my own coke

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Sorry, didn't know. Here, have another Whiskey. I'll bring an extra glass so you can mix how ever you want.

You're a good user. Thank you. And she says thanks too.

I'm going to need to see your id sir.

I'll have a glass of 15yr old's pussy juice. Your daughter available?

Here sir. It's on the house.

Have anything gutenfreefarmraisedfreerangecrueltyfreeveganlocalLGBTsupportingcharityraisingjuicedBDSMfriendlyindeginioustolerantnonfatshamingsafespacelovingwithelectrolitevegiterianpaleofarmermarkettaxfreetranslovingBLMpraisingmulticulturalathiestopenbordersdemecrat3rdpartydisabilityhelpingleftleaningpolyfriendlyfluidgenderfennelseedhandgroundrefugeemadeglobalwarmingawareCNNreadinghomesteatched? Im on a special diet.

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Go ahead and make it two of those user

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Here you go mate.

Good taste user.

I'll have a straight whiskey, chilled glass no ice

Any particular brand? We have bourbon as well.

>42 Get

Brother?

#LOVErefugees
You are the future, enrich me!

Do you carry room temperature cum?

I'm not particular, famous grouse if you have it

Ikr Its cringy as fuck
>sir.
>friend.
>scotch, neat.
Le gentleman tier shit
Basically just sound like a pretentious wanker and throw in "sir"
Fuck these threads

*here* have this...

Tell me about it, STILL havent gotten my room temperature cum either *SCOFF*

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Cheers

This is stange looking cum, did it come from a man of darker skin tone?

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Is that OP?

Hey there buddy, Ill take a pint of lager please

>didn't call me sir
Stopped being a faggot then? Good

We brew this ourselves here.

It goes well with burgers, try it. It's very popular during Monday night football.

Not bad still, cheers

No GOSH, thats me you cis male, Im sorry if I am cranky. I get like this if I dont get my cum.

No.
No.
Why?
Jesus fuck why? Why would anyone willingly drink Grouse straight?

Bartender, a virgin cuba libre for me

Mind for a glass of bourbon then lad?

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my tears on ice please

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Bourbon? Nah.

Gimme a whisky, single malt. Something peaty. Got any of those little stone cubes that cool it down but don't dilute it?

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Since Im not receiving my order I would like to change it, a cosmopolitan if you would.

I want a glass of whiskey, no rocks.

I can pour it in a chilled glass if you want?

Check
and
I can bring you cosmopolitan to your room if you want.

I will "entertain" you later big boy!

Good enough!

Yes PLEASE, zir!

18 yo sir.

Sorry for the inconvinience and w8ing sir. We found a few rocks in freezer.

What the fuck is this. I want more. I want to get shitfaced god dammit