General Threesome Thread

General Threesome Thread.

Me and my gf wanna find a girl to have sex with us. Some tips ?

Share your threesome experience or fantasies

had many 3 somes with my gf. we used tinder and i did most of the leg work talking to them and only bringing the truly interested around. 3somes have only brought us closer. we only do girls also.

Nice user
what profile did you use?
a fake one?

I could have had the chance to have a 3some with my gf and her friend(s) but it would have meant she could also fuck other dudes which I don't think I'd be okay with. But now I found a video of her fucking her ex online and I got pretty turned on watching it once I rationalized away the jealousy. So maybe I could be down with this sickness. It's not cuckery if I'm calling the shots right?

You're a cuck , man

wouldnt it be much pleasing to hire 2 escorts who offer threesomes? I mean, they surely have some kind of idea about what customers would like to experience

how do you fuck someone online?

yeah but doing it with your girlfriend gives you other sensations

1. It's not as fun as they sound.
2. Finding someone especially someone who's actually bi enough to do things with both your gf and you is ridiculously hard unless you're okay with risking STD's or getting robbed from craigslist.

t. user who had a threesome and multiple double blowjobs. Loved the bjs, the threesomes are terrible.

Damn why they were so terrible ?
What did go wrong?

Read carefully

Me and my GF have had a half dozen threesomes, all with the same girl. Don't anymore since she got a BF and moved away.

It was fun, I'd do it again, but a lot of it the hype, at the end of the day it wasn't quite what I thought it would be. Not sure what I expected going in, but honestly, while it was fun to watch the girls play, fucking a pussy is just fucking a pussy, I didn't need 2 to get the job done, and even switching back and forth didn't do anything "special" sure one might be little tighter then the other, but they all feel the same form the inside.

To each their own I guess, it's worth the experience, but not worth any amount of great effort to seek out or fuss over. If the opportunity came up, like at a party where it just happened, I'd do it again, but I wouldn't bother the effort to go craigslist or tinder to try and set one up.

tl;dr fun to try, not as great as some people will make you believe. Sex is great, but it's still just sex with extra steps.

It's mostly the fact that any girl you'd actually want to have a threesome with usually isn't available or open to that sort of thing.

Then the person we had it with constantly bothers us with their life drama (which is a lot) and even though they spread their legs, isn't actually open to anything that'd make it fun.

Threesomes are very rarely like you see in porno and it's tragic. Also some of the most important things you'd think are basic some people don't get.

Like this bitch didn't shave her cunt so it was fucking nasty and didn't think to shower before hand so the smell was atrocious. I legitimately felt like I was violated afterwards and it took a good while to deal with that shit.

Ironically and hilariously though since the fact and since hearing their drama, apparently every guy she's been with since has horrible complaints about her ranging from her cunt is nasty/loose, had a rash afterwards that made them feel the need to get tested, and that she just lays there like a dead fish and is boring and juvenile in bed. Pretty much rekt her confidence at this point.

OP, at this point i'd recommend you to buy 2 hookers and get done with it, if you are looking for a long term relationship with your actual gf, you shouldnt try anything that pretty much will fuck up things between both of you.

virgin detected.

I had several threesomes with a girlfriend who was sort of my girlfriend and sort of his girlfriend. all of us got on well, and we fucked her seperately as well as three in a bed. it was fun. In the end I went off to work in another town, and she stayed with him for a few years - had a kid, eventually got married,and then he dropped dead of a heart attack at 35. Probably all the bondage and wild sex, we joked.

Still friends with her, although she is with another guy, and we have not hooked up since. But it was never awkward, and always fun.

sex is good fun you know, it isnt all about being alpha a nd hyper male and dominant and totally butch and possessive. At least it isn't if you are secure in your sexuality, secure in your feelings and secure in your self. it is only insecure idiots who worry about being "cucks".

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i can haz?

When I was in the Marines I tag teamed a stripper in Las Vegas with my boy. He is the one who picked her up, he said "tell one of your girlfriends to come over for my friend", she said "why, I'll take care of both of you". And she sure did.

Then I had a threesome with my wife but she gets a little jealous. She only let's other girls give me head, no pussy

Had foursome once (never again for me) 2x couple. I got really excited, and came at forplay... I said its ok, and that they should continue, I'll join again when hard. The other dude bangs the shit out of both girls. When I got ready the whole action was already over... 0 fun for me, now i dont even want to hear anything other then 1v1. Feels bad

Not really true, depends on their relationship and how secure and comfortable they are with the idea and whoever they involve.

I'm and my GF and I have been together 7 years, our threesomes spanning over 2 years (5 years ago), so 3 years since our last threesome, and were still together fine, absolutely no issues from it, never been brought up in a fight or anything, or no comments on spending too much time on one or the other girl. We do still talk about it, joking about this or that, or saying maybe we will try again at some point, but ZERO animosity.

The only suggestions I do have, are not to have them at your own place, do it at a hotel or at the 3rd parties place, like we always did. That way if there is a fight where it comes up, or your GF does have a jealous spree, she won't random start thinking about the fact that you fucked another girl right there o the couch shes sitting on or the in the bed she has to sleep in tonight. ALWAYS go for neutral ground .

Wife and I fucked a high end professional in Amsterdam together a couple weeks ago.

AMA if interested.

Fucking beta faggot.

None of this is true

My fiance is essentially a lesbian except she likes dick and cum. Most of the time it's her finding the other chick and her telling me were bringing her home.

I'd say about 60% of the time the other girl isn't into me so I just get to fuck the fiance and then watch the girls go at it.

We had a polyAmory thing going on with abother chick about 1 year ago. Didn't work out because my fiance was pretty aggressive with her.

After that relationship ended that's when we decided to get engaged because we realized were pretty fucked up individuals but we can at least live together

So the guy's a virgin because he's not a degenerade like you? Being in an open relationship is your choice. It's your choice to be a cuck is your choice. Your choice to be a cuck who lies to yourself saying you're open minded and people should not be possessive just to feel like you're not an idiot for letting your girl fuck other guys.

For some people sex is about relationship. And For some people relationship is about commitment. He might fuck more girls than you but not commiting, what is alright too.

Being a cuck = having a car that took years of your life to be bought and you lend it to someone who will use it, crash it and give it back with no gas. If it looks like a good deal to you it's ok but don't push it on others.

You can fuck 3 girls or 3 guys if you want. But it's your life style. Me and my wife would never fuck other person nor ask to do it or to cuck.

Only had one threesome. My wife and I had friends over for Thanksgiving and one of them was this kind of uglier girl who had a massive crush on me. She and I would flirt a little online but never really did anything. Anyway she stuck around after thanksgiving dinner and we'd all been drinking a bit and we watched a movie. At first she was getting handsy with my wife, but soon I joined in. We groped around for a while and I moved us in to the bedroom and they both started sucking my dick, like kissing each other with my dick in between, and harmonica-ing and whatnot. I reached over to take my wife's bra off and the other girl was still sucking me and my wife saw that and it like bothered her so she called it quits and that was the end of it. Never got to finish. I think my wife kinda still holds it against me.

Yeah never did the neutral ground thing. But it really depends on your relationship. We've never really had a big fight and when we do she's actually rational and doesn't bring up past shit.

post vid plz

>harmonica-ing and whatnot
Goddamnit. Now the next time my wife and another chick are sucking me off, I'm going to have this stupid fucking mental image and I'm going to think of how stupid harmonica playing looks, and I'm going to laugh and throw off the whole mood.

Thanks a fucking lot.

Straight male femanon here but how hot,would pic related be

3 is company

I always get a threesome on my birthday. Usually it's one of my wife's co-workers (middle school teacher). Be very careful and let your wife call all the shots because they are ALL very jealous by nature. She wants to see you turned on... that's what makes it work but make sure you show your wife lots of attention and fundamentally use the third as a sex toy. Biggest fight ever was because I told the third how good her pussy felt on my cock.

Yes daddy

6 some

Sixx some

Did you have a threesome with my wife?

Yeah, if there's a little something going on already, your own place always make it easier to happen, invite them over for a few drinks and let things go from there, or have a party and convince the extra to hang around as the party starts to clear out. Much less effort to make it happen, the hotel idea does require some pre-planning that makes your intentions clear from the start of the evening, but is it a nice "safety net", kind of future proofing.

Also great for any mess/clean up when your at a hotel, my GF being a squinter makes sleeping in the bed after a bit of a pain and someone has to do the laundry.

cuck detected

Take it bitch

We've got 3 bedrooms. One is ours and the rule is not to use it unless fully agreed upon, since we just use that for relaxation and sleep.

The other two are for fucking, one mostly for her sole girl on girl adventures. The other for 3somes/me if I bring back someone for myself.

When we first started moving together we kept her apartment for fun since it was within walking distance from all the bard we went to.

But just didn't make sense to keep a 2nd place that we only used on else or twice a month.

Our cleaning lady probably hates us, but she hasn't said anything.

why is that guys hair tattooed on?

Yeah, when we were at that stuff we just a had one bedroom, we've since about a house with 3 bedrooms (although one has been converted to a hobby room, so only one spare with a bed). If we did have another threesome I imagine it would be similar to your setup using the spare room.

But we've had no desire to have one in a while, so no reason to worry about it I guess. As for a mess, a cleaning lady would be great but that's just not a thing where I live unfortunately, literally just not a service offered in my town. Oh well, c'est la vie.

That's fucked man, was it your girlfriend or wife?

Yeah, when we were still at that, we lived in a one bedroom, and honestly most time's it happened in hotels on road trips, going to see concerts and such. We have since moved into a 3 bedroom as well and will probably do something similar to your setup if we ever go back at it.

A cleaning lady would certainly take the hassle out of the next morning clean up, but that just not a thing where I live, literally not a service even offered in my town. Oh well, c'est le vie.

Ignore the double post, I got an error on the first one it dint show up on refresh, then came up after I typed it up again to post the second time.

Had a weird almost threesome recently. GF's friend was visiting, and we somehow got talking about anal sex. Friend has never done it, had lots of questions. GF loves it, had answers.

Because they were drunk, I ended up ass fucking my GF while friend watched and played with her pussy. She rubbed GF's pussy a few times, but that was as close as she got to participating.

The whole thing was weird. But still good...

My ex gf and I would have them all the time. She was bi and would sometimes bring a girl home that she was fooling around with and we would fuck her together. Also her and her best friend liked pushing me on her bed and doing whatever they wanted to me. It was a little much to handle but it felt good, they didn't get jealous at all.

Never show that you're enjoying one more than the other.
I had a fuck buddy. We would hook up a couple times a week for awhile. She suggested that we have a threesome with her very ugly, fat friend. Goes well at first. Hanging out watching a movie. Start making out with my friend she asked her friend to join. She was a bit reluctant but agreed. Go to the bedroom. Get naked. Both of them work on me, get hard. Start fucking the FWB while she plays with her friend. I pull out and go over to her friend make out, , floppy titties, she starts sucking me. She asks my FWB if that's OK. She says sure. Pretty good, she asks if I can fuck her. FWB says I want to watch. I move around, she gets on her knees, bend her over, start inserting. She's fucking TIGHT. I say out loud, goddamn tight. FWB gave me a momentary death glare. It hurt trying to get in. FWB wasn't amused that I seemed to be enjoying her friend more, but I couldn't help it. I pull out and go to the FWB to nut in her. Her friend was open to having another but the FWB wasn't. It didn't last much beyond that.