NFL: Cowboys 16 home games and won the NFC East, Texans won the AFC South 2 years in a row with a brilliant defense
NBA: Spurs favored to win it all, Rockets top 3 NBA team, Mavs reloading
MLB/NHL: Who fucking cares
NCAA: Most good football players come from Texas
Plus GOAT economy, GOAT climate and barely any minorities
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t. Texasfag from Dallas
>rating division titles
Embarrassing
Virginia is seriously underrated
>barely any minorities
Sure bud
Only thing you should have posted is GOAT economy, but that's not even sports related.
How would you rate it to say, North Carolina?
>Spurs favored to win it all
Wrong
>Rockets top 3 NBA team
Wrong
>MLB/NHL: Who fucking cares
Both better sports than apehoop
>barely any minorities
Now I know this is bait
>barely any minorities
t. Spic
are you from Texas? baseball is fucking popular, man
people don't even care if the MLB teams are competitive....they seriously love baseball
What the fuck? Are you from the same Texas I'm from? I'm from Sugar Land and no one likes boreball here
And the MLS?
Houston Dynamo 2 times champion of the major league soccer.
And FC Dallas have also had good stakes
>MLB/NHL: Who fucking cares
Except for the little detail that the Stars did win the Stanley a while back.
suburban houston is a fucking wasteland
that's like living in scottsdale
FC Dallas has horrible home attendance, it's in a small town far away from Dallas
Houston has good fans but they've sucked for like 10 years lol
The Rangers are American League favorites and the Astros also look bretty gud
>barely any minorities
erry time
>brilliant defense
The toxins defense is great m8, top 3 in most stats despite constantly being on the field thanks to the non-existent offense
>H-Tiiiiine
Also, while no one gaf about boreball, I guarantee that this entire city will bandwagon the shit out of the Astros if they make some noise in the playoffs.
I remember the Clemens-Pettite-Oswalt era a decade ago. The city was stanning hard
>barely any minorities
>one of the 3 states where non hispanic whites are a minority
Rockets ARE top 3 you dumbfuck
Also, Spurs may not be the favorites, but they are the only team to have beaten GSW and the Cavs in their arenas. Stupid as hell to ignore them
this
the rangers and astros do well in attendance and TCU is one of the most attended college programs as well
i like texas
when he said barely any minorities he meant white people
jej
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At least he was indoors.
>barely any minorities
Nah
Getting 10 (You)s for clear bait.
Texas is the goat shitposter.
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But the Stars won a playoff series
virginia is like north carolina but pretentious
t. lives in northern NC
>naturally occurring frozen ponds
>Texas
the Dallas area gets snow and ice every year though. I thought this was common knowledge?
You know what else is common knowledge? That Texas has a lot of minorities
because texas is actually full of bandwagoners
t. mckinney
Yeah, no shit. Try playing hockey on snow and ice pellets. Jesus Christ beaners are dumb.
I thought Dallas was supposed to have the GOAT climate
Texan living in Virginia due to work. Virginia is decent but too many blacks and its not a comfy. Texas is better and i have been all over both states.
>Texas sports are great
>except the 2 I don't care about
What did he mean by this?
Are you trying to imply that's a bad thing? Why even bring it up?
Texas is the best state, period
>Remember the Alamo
No.
even Massachusetts rapes your ass and they are fuckin tiny, dont get me started on Cali.
Yeah but California has older teams and way more teams.
The average Texas team wins more than the average Cali team. That's just a fact
>back-to-back Copa America champions
California and/or Argentina BTFO.
>flyover states
>relevant
pick one
>NFL: Cowboys 16 home games and won the NFC East, Texans won the AFC South 2 years in a row with a brilliant defense
And got knocked out by a team about to get shut-out by Atlanta
>NBA: Spurs favored to win it all, Rockets top 3 NBA team, Mavs reloading
Won't happen
>MLB/NHL: Who fucking cares
Not Texans, since they suck at them.
>NCAA: Most good football players come from Texas
And leave to escape shitty Texan programs
>Arizona
>not flyover
>Oregon
>flyover
Shit map.
>what is a plurality
>northern NC
go back to your yankee scum hole there is no northern NC
Oregon is flyover
Boston has more titles than all of Texas combined.
Cleveland, kek, has more titles than Dallas and Houston combined.
So is Arizona
Yet people from all over America move to Texas
Fancy that
No, you're just one of the most populous states, meaning you get plenty of revenue and more investment opportunity.
I'm pretty sure that's MA. Boston stonk.
What the fuck that has to do with TX sucking in sports
>flyover
kys commiefornia
And North Carolina is like Virginia, but worse at everything
>barely any minorities
Have you looked outside?
>GOAT climate
100 F for 45 days in a row is not GOAT.
Bump for Texas
We're also hosting the Super Bowl
wars, cavs, spurs are all better.
I like you too Switzerland.
But culturally, Texas minorities are White
Citation needed.