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Mummy May edition

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3rd for el salvador

marion

>Hope he does turn out to be gay. He's going to be such a cute twink in a few years.

homosexuality is a mental disorder.

el salvador?

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no it isn't

san salvador

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I think I prefer British politics where the worst that happens is Milliband looking silly eating a sandwich or Tim Farron looking awkward

would you, lads?

Kek

>a qt Russian told me my name made her wet

>Barron trump
>gay

He's clearly destined to be a trap with YUGE daddy issues

hmm yes

i think i'm starting to develop a foot fetish.

i always thought they were disgusting. Armpits on the other hand make me diamond hard.

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reposting encouraging white people for anus flag

Question: Will captcha ever fuck off with asking me to draw circles around objects with a fucking touchpad?

whats my name?

It wasn't Tony Blair

It was a Jewish woman

so much for the tolerant left :x

What left wing country should I move to lads

>Marion
>Not Cotillard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shadilay
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I imagine there's just as much blood on her feet as there are blood on her hands.

netherlands

Ulanbataar

the gf

?

my Jewess

Think they just elected a conservative government though :/

once i see the tits, i'm disillusioned. god i hope alison brie never shows her tits

making diner

Don't reply to it in this thread lads

El Salvador.

BLACKED - Marion Le Pen

>1 retweet
>fake profile pic

Hmm

Vasoconstriction from these seeds is CANING my heart lads

this might be my last ever post

goodbye lids

kenshiro

>tfw no gf ;_;
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why would happen if the president son came out as transgender
might just break america

What's my name?

how is the high?

Depressing that the only type of countries we have in the world are neo liberal capitalist ones desu

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>the patriotic national anthem of England
>written by a literal republican anarchist

thx george

License fee being used well as usual

he'd just bury him, like his other daughter that isn't ivanka

filtered desu

h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

you probably just need a change of scenery

waiting for the "I'm outside" text from the gf

Just found out that Putin once said diversity was one of Russia's strengths hahaha smdh

...sigh, ((((they)))) really do get to everybody, don't ((((they))))?

It is fun not going to lie. Body feels very surreal and heavy, it is enjoyable. Clear thoughts are harder to come by. I feel, as the kids would put it, 'fucked', governor

Don't know why I smoke weed anymore. Just makes me irritable and restless.

any visuals? i forgot if they were psychedelic or what it was

lads...

FONC

Diversity is one of America's strengths

Waaaaaaaaaaaah

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm feeling a bit sad so I have mental health problems.

Fuck off.

stop then you frickin degenerate

Mum caught me looking through her drawers again, don't know how I'm going to explain myself

ye

europe's as well

retardedly small amount of chocolate for how much sticks there were

nutella is runt tier

reee reeeee

brightening of colours, not really much else. ive had CEVs in the past though

unironically used to wank with my sisters knickers desu

who else /keto/ here?

KEK funny image xDDDD

where did it all go wrong?

*pants*

>who else /keto/ here?

haha

I had a wonderful and productive conversation today.She called me to bitch about how she wanted a 144 golden blonde paint or some shit but got a 6-something platinum.
when i didn't consider this to be the end of the world she exploded on me.

women are wonderful.

how about you just not dye your hair bitch?

what drug is this?

Wanked with my aunties knickers once

even if I dip every single one there's always some left, don't know what you're on about
haha no

i envy your strength

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I wonder if I've built up an air of mystique around the fact that I've never been known to date anyone, or if people just realise the truth (that I'm a socially awkward runt).

Shame my sister(male) is a munter, I would've done the same desu

JANNY

Can some one make like a milk-tits variant of BRAAAP?

Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures.

the lads

this image is aesthetically pleasing

She just wants to look nice for you! :3 x

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more like she wants to look nicer so she can cheat on him

Knew what this webm was gonna be

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Tried wanking with my girlfriends knickers once but then I remembered how disgusting and repellant she is and stopped feeling ashamed of myself

used to sniff my gf's armpits inbed
and suck her feet.

she was pretty odourless too

SHABOIIIIIING

Think you're bringing some personal stuff into this post mate

hmmmm interesting have not heard of this

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