Sup Forums, I need some help

Sup Forums, I need some help.

So I sent in a broken slow laptop into a local repair shop. What's the problem?

There was awful fetish porn on the computer and I don't know what to do.


How fucked am I? What are the chances of them seeing it?

100% chance of them seeing it.

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if it's cheese/jalapeño pizza then you're fucked, otherwise you'll just get funny looks

You don't deserve help, you sent a computer full of embarrassing stuff to a place where they get paid to look through your computer...

They will see it if it isnt hidden well, but as long as it isnt illegal the worst they will do is make jokes about you. You will become a kind of repair shop legend to tell the new guys about.

Sort of like the time we hired a retard (an actual retard) to close boxes in our warehouse. The drooling moron stapled his finger to the box not once, but twice in the span of an hour. We sent him home and nicely asked his mom to not send him back the next day. Fast forward 5 years and we still tell the new guys the story with the ending "and unless you want to be employed for less than an hour, try not to fuck it up"

didn't realize OP asked for help

this is the kind of question you need to ask BEFORE you send your computer in for repair you dumb motherfucker.

Well I only remembered now

What exactly is it? Also where is it on your comp?

This. Legally they have to report you to the authorities so you better pack your bags and move to Mexico.

in my pictures folder. its macro art of Hatsune miku

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Wtf is that? I'm not googling it.

Giants tbh

yes everyone I know I'm a dumbass

I don't think that drawn giant porn is illegal.

Furthermore, there's no guarantee they'll look through your pictures folder. It all depends on what kind of tech is working on it.

Oh, fuck.

I just wanted it to be reset.

Computer repair guy here. We'll look.

They'll likely just reset it then without a second thought. Then they'll either get to another job while it's reinstalling or dick around on their phones.

I've known ones who didn't so long as it wasn't relevant to their job. But what is it about this "giant" porn that makes OP believe it may be illegal?

I never said illegal. I said it was porn. At least I cant be exposed on the internet.

Just say You got it off Craigslist

Then what are you worried about? Do you live in a tiny town where everybody knows eachother?

I've been comforted enough. Imagine the rest of the details for yourself. I'm gonna be idling here.

Suck a greyhound's funky ass.

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I'll put it on my to-do list right below "jam 50 porcupines in your asshole." Thanks for the recommendation!

If OP is dumb enough to forget there was porn on his computer before he sent it to the computer repair shop, I'd say he's probably dumb enough to forget that his Nam vet father is the guy who runs the computer repair shop, in which case he has some serious--but not illegal--problems coming his way.

Was once working at PC World in UK and found some pizza. Manager told us to delete it and never mention it again. This was about a year after the Gary Glitter case.

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