>used to laugh at "cinema on my own" posts >realise ive spent the last 2 years on 4 chan >sick of masterbsating and lurking >realise i have no friends >spooderman out today, big hype >yay spooooooderman!! >was my childhood hero >decide i cant miss this film >cant wait for dvd release >going on my own wont be that bad right? >leave for the cinema, feeling brave >hot as hell outside >finally get to the cinema sweating buckets >get my tickets and snacks ready for the hype >sit down nice and cosy, 2 hours of comfyness ahead of me >film starts, been waiting ages for this >10/10 stacey and 10/10 chad walk in 4 minutes late >how annoying >they sit next to me >oh shit >stacey to the left of me and chad to the left of her again >position myself to the right most side of my seat >i can deal with this, not a big deal, whatever >a few moments later >ANOTHER 10/10 stacey with her fucking chad boyf walk in late >sit the other side of me >sat in the middle of 2 staceys with their chads acompanying >its a chad stacey beta sandwich >now im positiond dead centre of my seat >pulling my arms in so i dont accidentally touch either stacey incase i encour the wrath of chadthundercock >start smelling a foul ouder >eww what the fuck is that >smells like semen slightly >realise its me >it was very hot earlier? its normal right?? >extremely self conscious here now >see one of the staceys in the corner of my eye look at me >i try my hardest not to look back and keep my eyes dead centre on screen >see her leen over to chad >chad looks at me the same weay she did >he starts laughing >is he laughing at me being on my own? >did stacey smell my disgusting scent? >what the fuck are they laughing about >start sweating even more now
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Joseph Allen
>cont no
Christian Wright
Thread
William Evans
> cont Yes
Levi Clark
Go on Sup Forumsro
Isaac Kelly
>>its a chad stacey beta sandwich
L O S T O S T
Caleb Collins
>>see one of the staceys in the corner of my eye look at me
Clearly she is used to recognize that foul smell
Michael Robinson
Lmao, he was A.Laughing at you B.Laughing at a cum-stain on your fedora C.Stacy1 and Chad1 recognized Chad2 and Stacy2 and were actually looking at them, you retarded fucking cunt
Daniel Wright
>so nervous i contemplate leaving >get up to leave then realise id have to make stacey and chad move to let me pass >sit back down as fast as i can so they dont notice >they noticed >guy behinds me starts laughing >"smells like fucking shite here" in the background >is he laughing at me? or the film? my putrid smell? >by this point ive missed like 15 minutes, no idea whats going on >"im s..s..sorry" i said out loud >too loud >both staceys/chads and a few people looking at me >why the fuck did i say that >"what are you apologising for user?" >i sit in silence too embarassed to say anything >first time speaking to a girl in months >does that even count as speaking to a girl? >chad looks angry??? >does he think im trying to steal his girl? >yeah right as if i could
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Carson Flores
no. stop the story STOP IT
Mason Gutierrez
I hate this guys I want to go home
John Harris
i know yr pain
Michael Myers
>"i cant take this anymore" >right side stacey moves to another seat away from her chadlet >chad looks at me angrily >he moves away to a seat next to his stacey >2 empty seats to the left of me now >look to my right >right side stacey and chad are kissing >feels akward >should i move to one of the empty seats at my left? >would be painfully obvious im on my own then >right side stacey and chad are getting really into it >how can they not appreciate spooderman? >cant help but look >never kissed a girl like that before >chad makes eye contact with me while kissing his stacey >i quickly look away >did he notice?? >fuck sake he definitely must have noticed >feel something grab my thigh >too scared to look down >focus all my attention on spooderman >this is fun, right?? >instant boner from whatever touched my thigh >god im pathetic >literally anything turns me on
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Jaxson Baker
on my 16th birthday I was just released from a psychiatry after 4 months for internet addiction (I gamed and lurked 13-14 hours a day during school) a week prior and went to the cinema to see a film with my dad because I had 0 friends (there were days when I didn't say one word to anyone because everyone ignored me in school) while my normal sibling had a party with her friends.
Parker Evans
how about no. cease your faggotry.
Alexander Scott
> >how about no. cease your faggotry.
fuck off normie trash
Grayson Adams
Go on. You are living in a world which I managed to avoid. I am actually curious of what is next.
Jose Price
go on, dude
Leo James
>look down to see what the feelin on my thigh was >its staceys arse slightly rubbing up against me >do i say anything? >feel so good.jpg >look back at the screen and see spooderman webbing around magestically >it slike spiderman is rubbing my thigh >giggle to myself slightly >wtf thats so weird >erection is raging hard at this point >have to stop this somehow >chad might beat me up or some shit >slowly start to move to the next seat over >stacey and chad stop necking >theyre looking at me >"WERE YOU TOUCHING MY ASS??" >oh fuck oh fuck >what do >"wtf why do you have a boner loser" >"i dont i promise i dont i swear please" >ewwww he was touching my bum chad help me" >get the fuck away from us user >move to the furthest empty seat at my left >"he must be on his own what a loser" >everyone must know by now...
Nolan Lewis
spooderman cant save you
Gavin King
my heart is pounding. did you watch the movie till the end?
Hudson Bell
...
Christian Jones
Probably not true, if true though, lel.
Aiden Young
Same , everyone in college hates me cuz they think I am lame except a few who think I am way too funny. Being introverted sux m8
Eli Young
have you tried alcohol?
Asher Davis
>ok calm down calm down >try really hard to focus on spiderman now that no one is near me >erection still raging hard >cant contain myself >slowly move a hand down into my pants >stroking myself as i watch spooderman kick bad guys ass >feel way too good >get really into the film >full blown stealth masterbation by this point >someone chucks somethign at me >"stop that you freak" >so embarassed i start to enjoy it a little >"thats so disgusting what are you doing" >"omg please stop i have children" >more comments of this nature now being shouted at me from behind >too afraid to turn around >mean nasty normie comments fill me up >literally makes me climax >make the most beta squeal as i finish >chad 1 from earlier comes down >"i've had enough of your shit loser" >picks me up by my collar >dick falls out in plain sight >chad doesnt know what to do >drops me back down >says im a sick weirdo >mfw cum dripping down my pants >chad demands i leave >i run out as quick as i can into the theatres hall >super busy >crowds of people start to look at me >trousers half down >cum dripping down me >i start to cry >run to the toilet
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Josiah Gomez
No, I didn't have to avoid this world to begin with. You are insane, OP.
Jacob Wood
Never :/ I might sound kiddish but I promised my parents I would never do the stuff
Leo Young
>cont dont
Jordan Martin
sweet Jesus, thank god for the toilets
Justin Russell
...
Zachary Reed
well this just sound too fake now OP, way to ruin a story
Owen Jones
This story is fake and gay
Kevin Morris
I mean drugs dont harm the body if taken correctly and in measured amounts and give a way better high , alcohol needs to be consumed in copious amounts to get intoxicated and fuks up the kidney anyway. Drugs > Alcohol
Gabriel Rodriguez
>clean myself up in the cubicle >gutted i didnt get to finish spooderman >mfw i made chad retreat >sort of >kind of a victory i start to convince myself >couldnt stop thinking of how good spooderman masterbation was >decide to pop one out in the cubicle >rule 34 spooderman on my phone >fuck feels so good >this could be my new thing >determined to see the rest of the film >buy 5 seats in 1 row, 2 each side, stock up on snacks again >ok this time i wont fail >no idea how i didnt run home ashamed after the first attempt >2nd attempt goes smothely >later showing + row of seats >fuck yeah jpeh >like my own personal thatre >finish the entire film >hard work really does pay off >maybe im not a loser?? >was pretty obvious i was on my own to the small ammount of people in my viewing >w/e cant be worse than before >finish the entire film >feel satsified and mortified at the same time >go straight home after the film >shocked by todays events >probably just wait for the dvd release next time
Julian Gutierrez
show us your dick op
Xavier Wilson
how gay
Isaac Wright
feel free to share any stories you anons have, dont think i'll ever forget that day
Jordan Powell
>>maybe im not a loser?? I can guarantee this is not the case, without regard to the truth or falsehood of your story.
Jaxon Howard
yeah op that's the worst bullshit please die
the fact that you went to Sup Forums and made up this shit story makes you even more beta than the character you invented
good job faggot
Jaxson Miller
>mfw i made chad retreat >sort of my sides. really liked the positive outcome of the story, user. keep it up!
Christian Carter
Spider Chan Spider Chan Twice the size of a normal man. Decided to go outside, Stuck between a couple on each side. Look out here comes Spider Chan.
Is he fat? Listen bud, he's got gravy instead of blood. Does he stink? Boy you bet. An ass on his thigh is all the play he gets. Oh no, here comes Spider Chan.
In the chill of the night At a seat in the flicks, Gets touched on his fat thigh Starts to feel movement in his Dick.
Spider Chan Spider Chan Told to move seats by a real man Started mast masturbating quietly, Then with the noise of a banshee Here comes the Spider Chan.
Anthony Allen
op, did you write this first or the five part blather?
Grayson Edwards
Not op.
Jason Reed
BACK TO REDDIT
Robert Cooper
...
Grayson Carter
not a bad story, OP
Chase Gray
There is nothing to be ashamed of if you go alone to see a movie. That is the fucking least of your worries. It is a beta thing to be ashamed of something that you do. Something that you shouldn't be ashamed of in the first place. I would be more worried of how you react around people. Not being alone.