Hey Sup Forums pharma/med students, would these kill me with enough alcohol? 30mg of xanax, 1400mg of cymbalta, 1000mg of pristiq, shit ton of tylenol, and of course I'll get as much alcohol as it takes.
If confirmed an hero, I'll see if i can set it so you can watch it happen
Jonathan Flores
>with enough alcohol enough alcohol by itself will kill you so, yes
Ian Edwards
A shotgun comes with 100% guarantee
Easton Garcia
/thread
Lucas Diaz
I'm more interested to see someone take that many tablets
Lucas Gutierrez
Before you do anything, do DMT. If you ave nothing to loose, why not? Trust me, you'll come out as a new person.
Hunter Hernandez
Tylenol od is literally the worst way to die. Pills in general is a bad way to go. I'm a paramedic and I've seen every kind of attempt. Gun to the head I've seen work 1 of maybe 9 times I've seen it. I've never seen pills work, tho I have seen them cause people to go on dialysis permanently. Don't use pills.
Ethan Bell
Femanon or fag detected. Men prefer hanging
Cameron Sanchez
Willing to talk about it?
I know you are most likely a troll, but you never know.
Josiah Ramirez
REAL men prefer a gun, faggot.
Jack Price
>Gun to the head I've seen work 1 of maybe 9 times How do you even fuck that up
Matthew Stewart
Yes high dose of xanax in combination with alcohol will kill you. But it could also be that you vomit it out. If that's the case you can survive and might get brain damage or even worse. A better alternative would be a firearm or a high building (please don't use trains).
Caleb Parker
Same paramedic again. Hanging ain't bad. I've seen that work. Honestly if it were me I'd do a bunch of heroin. You get high then drift off to sleep....then stop breathing but you don't know it. As long as you're in a place where no one finds you within and hour you'll fo sho be dead. Just make sure you use enough heroin to die. Otherwise you've got your problems plus being an addict.
With the caveat that if you've got access to those pills you're talking about you've got access to care and more money than most of the planet so you should man up and live it day by day like we all do.
Jonathan Reed
My nigga. Still tryna get my hands on some. got some lucy comin in the mail tho :D
Thomas Hill
Doubt it.
Joseph Harris
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Elijah Reyes
Through the mouth causes a lot of bleeding but as long as you don't hit spine perfectly you'll be aight. Intubation and a maybe surgery. Plus gunshots bring help. The skull is crazy resilient. My first shooting was an execution style point blank at a diagonal angle. Bullet followed the bone around his head and embedded in the OTHER side of the skull. A few other attempts I've seen hit brain...but didn't kill em. Lower function is a bitch. You may have made yourself retarded by taking out the front of your brain. But you'll live.
Sebastian Clark
Sir, what do you do for a living?
Jeremiah Miller
Paramedic.
Leo Brooks
REAL men preffer dying by shooting a school or a crowded area.
Jeremiah Williams
Yeah, that'll kill you. Good way to go. I hear you just fall asleep and never wake up.
Dylan Clark
it'll change your mindset for a few days or maybe months but if you're truly depressed it'll just cycle itself back into your life
Carson Sullivan
OP here, no gun, no real way to get hard drugs asap. Can go through darknet markets but I was hoping what I've got could be enough. No car and no license and to get to the nearest place that sells guns is a few miles away, and I said I was willing to kill myself, not excercise.
Alexander Lee
I want to suffer at least a little while I die you fucking faggot, it's the least I deserve. Couple sites gave death by gunshot pretty fucking quick time till death
Tried cutting myself but I cant shove it in as far as ut needs to go, because reflexes. I just have a torn up arm
Caleb Robinson
dont be a pussy at least put some effort into it. If you dug hard enough i bet you can get heroin to use instead
Noah Sanders
Is the price of $ 0 true?
Hunter Myers
Is there any way i can reduce the chance of vomitting user?
Gavin Clark
Just eat 10mg of Xanax and boof a bottle of cheap vodka. You'll pass out and die in a warm, happy place.
Owen Murphy
^^^ Have a few bars. Prolly 2 or 3. Boof before you blackout tho
Charles Baker
If you dont die you will feel soooo bad
Oliver Evans
I want to believe
I tried googling the fuck out of the mld of xanax+alcohol but nothing, couldnt even find reports of successes with that though
Christian Morgan
chances are you'll kill your liver and kidneys and have a nice large hospital bill to show for it once you're released. welcome to kidney dialysis and a spot on the liver transplant registry while you remain sick as a dog and too weak to attempt suicide again in the meanwhile! is you mum still around to clean your bum after you take a shit?
Lincoln Rodriguez
Technically it's somewhere between 99% and 100%. You can still fuck it up, it's just incredibly unlikely
Nathaniel Powell
You sir are a badass.
Aiden Miller
No relatives, theyll dump my vegetative ass on the street, I die of starvation without even realizing it. Fuckin win win.
Elijah Garcia
Do you by chance work in Phoenix?
Kevin Perry
12 Tylenol is a lethal dose
Samuel Ramirez
This is retarded advice. I've done more than 60mg of klonopin within 24 hours with alcohol and while I was out of it for days and slept alot and rage texted about nonsense there was no lasting damage. Certainly 10mg won't do shit. Neither will 30. To kill yourself with benzodiazepines takes literally 1000mg. Benzodiazepine death is associated with acute withdrawal symptoms including seizures. It's the same risk as acute alcohol withdrawal
Henry Carter
Stick them up your ass. I'm not sure if you can plug xanax but the ass is a valid route of administration for alcohol.
Plug the pills and then buttchug a fifth.
Nathan Sullivan
lol that girl is literally me when exams came
Gavin Lee
Nah. Bigger city. One of the busiest ambulances in the us. Most suicide attempts go wrong. Even more start then change their mind and call us. Spend a week in a psych ward rinse and repeat. Cutting doesn't work because you won't have the balls to watch yourself bleed out. Or the balls to take the pain to go deep enough for that matter. Killing yourself is hard work guys n gals. Ps don't be a paramedic. Not worth it.
William Lewis
Tits?
Justin Green
you want pic? i have nice tits kek
Eli Young
nah, the hospital will be obliged to keep you inpatient and eventually transition you to a rehab unit. there, Bob will be responsible for cleaning you up and keeping you alive. they'll even keep that central port site in your chest clean for continued dialysis!
Parker Murphy
Fuck it dont care i want to die take them anyway
Colton Price
Going to drink the whole case in case i guess, empty stomach
Lucas Nelson
Paramedic here- then after you're stable you'll be eligible for Medicaid. So they'll discharge you to a care facility. Itl be you, thirty old people, 4 mentally handicapped 30 year olds. But since you've just got Medicaid itl be a shit hole where the techs SOMETIMES clean you, are rude, curse at you and juuuusssst do their job well enough to prevent you from killing yourself. It's a date far worse than death. And completely real. Widespread even. Relatedly if you don't have retirement plans I recommend you all start researching IRAs and index funds (assuming youre under 30)
Kayden Young
dont forget the stream you bitch
Hudson Green
Keep us updated.
Jason Barnes
Paramedic- you've got fucking chips ahoy right there! Just eat some of them instead.
Connor Jones
You really should get some liquor. The sheer volume of beer that you need to drink is going to make it hard for you to get drunk enough
Andrew Howard
Paramedic. Bud, this isn't going to work and it won't make your life any better. Take a nap, wake up, make some massive changes. Mug a guy fly as far as you can. Or be productive and get a weird new job. You don't need to be happy to be awesome. Get your shit done and worry about happy later.
Bentley Jenkins
you should blow all your remaining money on hookers and cocain and then do it
Aiden Evans
Also, to add to this, I really think you should be putting this stuff up your ass to avoid vomitting it. There are also some teas or otc meds that will prevent vomitting that you should use if you intend to take it orally.
Don't be impulsive. Plan this out carefully because fucking it up is worse than not doing it.
Dominic Wilson
Cant attach video files here, right? Anyway to video me drinking them? I can take a picture mid gulp but i mean...
Michael Morris
Send me the last of your money through PayPal
Nathan Hernandez
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>Don't be impulsive. Plan this out carefully because fucking it up is worse than not doing it. This
Eli Price
exactly. if you're going to suicide, drugs are the WORST way to do it in terms of success and future medical care. high chance of failure. high chance of protracted hospitalization.
Easton Allen
don't kill yourself dude life isn't that bad.
Owen Morris
in tears laughing. also in tears because im going to kill myself, but the fucking contrast made that funny as shot, thanks user
Aiden Perez
sorry, I'm a poorfag
Charles Cruz
well if you have things to lose you see. For example those fucking chips. I havent even tasted one, since we dont have those in my country. What do they taste like?
John Torres
You're going to sleep for three days and wake up in a puddle of your own bodily fluids. Be patient and methodical if you intend to kill yourself. We've told you that this will probably fail if you don't take the proper precautions.
At least hop in a hot bath after you take everything. You might pass out and drown even if the pills and booze don't get you.
Bentley Jones
nah man the poorest amerifag is richer than half of the world
Adrian Stewart
gonna see if anybody recommends an easy way (read: zero effort) way to put a video of me chugging it on here. Gonna give it like 10 min and if not you faggots get stills
Jaxon Hall
The xanny's and the booze should do it if u are not tolerent to them. Don't fucking bother with the tylenol liver failure is a shit way to go. Not sure about the cymbalta.
Luis Bell
give us some stream on twtich or something?
Michael Davis
Why do you want to die, user?
Connor Walker
>1400mg of cymbalta More than enough to kill yourself. Drugs are one of the worst ways to go though.
Easton Baker
If you record a video then you need to convert it to either webm or gif format (webm is best) and keep the filesize under whatever the limit is these days.
I don't know what freeware is good for that but there is plenty of free software to do it
Ethan Bailey
Thanks for trying, sincerely. But Im done. If i can make some aick fucks at least get some enjoyment out of this, all the better. Dyong a beta kissless poorfag was what was going to happen anyway, may as well speed it up before I become a wizard in a decade.
Justin Garcia
Never used twitch let alone stream. Also, all I have is an android phone, can you even stream with one?
Austin Garcia
If you make a new facebook account, you could stream it. That would ensure that none of your friends or family saw it.
Lucas Jones
Ummm, if you want to kill yourself with pills the best way is to use painkillers.
In fact, doctors prescribe painkillers to terminally ill people for that reason. It's not legal, but they give them a wink, wink, if the pain becomes too much to handle they can just take the bottle with alcohol.
You need some strong ass painkillers and alcohol and you will die. It's supposed to be painless, you essentially just black out and the painkillers depress your nervous system so much you stop breathing.
Joseph Flores
like slightly sweetened compacted sand tbh
James Robinson
Please don't be baiting
Evan Edwards
No it doesn't. Treated a kid in residency that failed. Put shotgun in his mouth, couldn't quite reach trigger so just ended up blowing off left side of his face from just below the eye to his jaw. When he realized he lived, he put gun to his chest. Again could quite reach, so glanced off his ribs and took off left chest musculature, broke some ribs. Woke from this, realized how much pain he was in and called 911. We saved him and he's married with kids now.
Luis Perry
this is the best
David Sanders
no friends or relatives but no fb either, will go make one brb
Isaac Rodriguez
enough of everything by itself will kill you, that's not an argument
Justin Ward
Don't do it man, you can change. Youll need to find a new place to start fresh.
Nathan Johnson
If you're going to do it I can't stop you. I hope you find peace one way or another.
If you're going to do it(still think you shouldn't)
You should leave a note offering the medics some chips ahoy. They won't eat em cuz it's sketchy but they'll talk about the suicide patient who gave em cookies for years. And you'll get to doze off laughing about that at least ;-)
Ryan Howard
Dude i off the record love in a room i rent from an eastern european family themselves renting an apartment (a shitty one at that). I earn SIGNIFICANTLY less than the global average, under the table cause nobody else would hire me, under the min wage.
Logan Cruz
Good idea
Nathaniel Ross
Are you the paramedic in this thread btw? Is there anything else I can do for you guys to make it less traumatic? Fuck I'll even order a pizza if it'll make it marginally better for ya'll. Last thing I wanna do is fuck up somebody else.
Jaxson Cook
paramedic. yeah that was me. sorry forgot to tag. and not really. If you have family coming home straight up dont do it. the worst part of our jobs is talking to familes about death. even if you guys arent on good terms they will be going crazy.
dead people smell really bad, you cant do anything about that, more advice standby....
Asher Butler
why not pack your shit and go out deep in the forest? At least you'll be away from all your worries, and nobody can find you. with any luck you'll find some magic mushrooms. Also the stars are amazing.
Josiah Carter
If you really wanted to be courteous...the medics will have to get certain info to report to the medical examiner. your name, SSN, what medical problems you have, what medications you take, try and figure out what you took this time, what and how much, and a contact for a family member. If you wrote all that out it would save someone some work but really its their job. theyl be alright...the worst part is the smell and you cant fix that.
Austin Flores
well if he made a timed call or something like that they could find him sonnenough after his death so he would not smell that bad
Anthony Edwards
Alright fuck this facebook shit i got hlfway through making. new god damn email and reloze i dont care. Gonna write my ssn, leave the pill boxes taped above mw, thanka for tje advice. If you carw, hope i dont wake up.
Samuel Brown
Im proud of you op, hope your death is painful.
Chase Wright
paramedic- good luck user. rooting against you here. ;-). I'm gonna remember this for a long long time.
Benjamin Jenkins
for whatevers sake
Nathan Reyes
The fuck. Hows he married with half a face ?
Blake Young
i feel sorry for you but this was your decision
Ryan Ward
nice trips
Chase Fisher
too much and too disgusting for one gulp, god it tastes fucking awful
Dylan Cook
You got trip 6 op enjoy hell
Aiden Moore
DO DMT FIRST FAGGOT
Jackson King
Damm son. I remember reading about a guy who tried to an hero with a double barrle shotgun and a lot of whiskey. Blew his face off eye's included but was still awake and alive. Had to feel his way to the shed in back to reload. Finished the job though.