Psychics

Psychics

Jew Conspiracy

Gravity

existence

Creating a habitable colony on Mars.

God

Freedom

Fucking yanks.

Love *i'm going out*

OP's punctuation.

Free will

democracy

Santa Clause

global warming

Is the price of $ 0 true?

Fucking kek

astrology.

This one especially annoys me because I'm an actual astronomer and whenever we try to do outreach it's always just a bunch of retards asking for their horoscope or to point out the constellations so they can do their star charts or whatever.

FUCK YOU BRO MATT DAMON AND ELON MUSK WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

The Earth is Flat.

peaceful Islam in a western society

it might not actually happen but the technological advances that come about just from trying will be amazing.

A valid socialist political system

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH HAHAHA FUCKING KEK YEAAAAAAH FUCKIN SO FUNNY AGAHAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY KNOW FUNNY HUMOR user YOU FUCKER!!!

Explain yourselves to me, DDP

Life having a meaningful purpose.

It doesn't. We're mules for genetic code. That's it.

Justice (in a court of law)

Judges are not magical unbiased beings and there is too much discrepancy between sentencings for the same crimes but just in different areas and by different people

We need to replace them with some kind of computerised system that uses AI to accurately rank the severity of the crime and sentence appropriately and not sentence based on how much of a prick the judge is feeling like.

kwibble fap

Holocaust

Gravity is the result of the interaction of masses that we cant even comprehend yet therefore the concept of gravity as we know it, is flawed, just an observation and doesn't really exist

DDP gets it now. You're a pseudoscience fag!


DDP out

Money.

Ie. non-collateralized negotiable debt instruments.

Wow much original
So creative
Also platonic relationships between straight men and women.

Trump as an effective leader

And

Intelligent trump supporters.

Themselves

>doge meme in 2017
smells like summer in here

Nothing

Prove that exists, I dare you. Start by dividing by zero.

American freedom

Gender dysphoria

Gender identity

Happiness. Trust. Loyalty. Love.

We're all just programmed to fuck and die. I'm not being edgy. This is just the truth.

Obviously, OP's heterosexuality.

...

Nobody believes in that newfriend

You're right. I misread 'millions' as 'people'. I must scurry off and commit sudoku forthwith.

So until we understood photons there was no light? Until we understood atoms, matter didn't exist? Tell me, exactly what force is it that keeps your fat ass glued to the chair in your moms basement Einstein?

It'll be cheetodust and arse sweat, it always is with those advanced physicist types. Ever wonder why you never see Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair?

Time

>Ever wonder why you never see Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair?
fair point

He just claims to be triplespazzed so the DWP don't get him trying to save mobile phone contracts in a call centre.

any and all deities

santa claus

Feminism and SJWs

A monogamous woman

Air.
it's a jewish conspiracy to get us to buy air filters.

HEY WTF?!?!

honest politicians

>doge memes ever

Surprised this wasn't the first post

The female orgasm.

My girlfriend

Communism

life

The Ho!ocaust

A wage gap

Honestly, I've seen more unfaithful men cheating on their girl than I've ever seen women do it. At least in real life. Women are more sentimental and emotional than men tend to be. However, now that everything is internet based, it's easier to see women cheating on their men.

There als seems to be this stupid cuck culture as well where pathetic betas love watching their girls get fucked. So it just makes it seem more common than it is. Meh.

so I'm assuming you don't believe you're a man

Choice

depression