HEY ASSHOLE, WHAT IS THIS LIKE ROUND BREAD?

HEY ASSHOLE, WHAT IS THIS LIKE ROUND BREAD?

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God I love coming on here and seeing this gorgeous mans face every single time it never gets old.

wtf i hate panera now

He's very attractive, you have shit gay taste

I'm seriously not being sarcastic at all I'm a very prominent poster on the milliondollarextreme subreddit

Who is Katie from the Williamsburg fashion video, bros?

Sam Hyde: ’Ey
>sniff
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey aahh..
Sam Hyde: Panera bread, whats this?
Sam Hyde: Like whats that like Robert Panero.
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey.
Sam Hyde: Nah, look.
Sam Hyde: Nah, its jus it sounds Italian.
Sam Hyde: Like, you know, Lamborghini, Fetticini, Panera.
Sam Hyde: Is that whatch’ going for here?
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey look, ‘EY!
Sam Hyde: I’m talking to you.
Sam Hyde: Lemme try one of them bahshels I keep hearin’ about.
Sam Hyde: Yeah, what is this fuckin’ place, is this one of those bahshel places?
Sam Hyde: Everybody keeps rantin’ and ravin’ about?
Sam Hyde: Yeah lemme try one of them bayshels.
>smacks lips
Sam Hyde: Yeah, I’ll try one of them bayshels, yep, c’mon.
>smacks lips
Sam Hyde: Yeah, lemme try one of them bayshels.
Sam Hyde: Ooh, woah, ey asshole. What is this?
Sam Hyde: What is this, like round bread?
Sam Hyde: What the fuck are these things, whatya is this like a round piece of bread?
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey, wha- ‘EY! ASSHOLE WHADDAYA DOIN HERE?
Sam Hyde: Ya puttin’ a hole in my bread?
Sam Hyde: What is this, why don’t they make ‘em squa-eh?
Sam Hyde: Yeah, I don’t get it.
Sam Hyde: (Gave myself a tribal tattoo last night)
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey whaddaya, whoa whoa whoa whaddaya doin? Ya cuttin’ my bayshel in haaalf.
Sam Hyde: ‘Ey lemme ask you a question.
Sam Hyde: Lemme ask ya something.
Sam Hyde: Is dis like sum kinda quee-ah food?
>squints
Sam Hyde: Ya know, no offense, no offense, but are people gonna think I’m some kinda fayshit?
Sam Hyde: Bahshel, huh what is this, whadda these things, these Japanese?
Sam Hyde: Is this gook food?
Sam Hyde: Yeah I like, I like.
Sam Hyde: Dem little gooks can fry up a piece of chicken.
Sam Hyde: A-ho
>laughs
Sam Hyde: Let me ask ya something, where these bahsels come from, is this a Japanese…thing? Is this gook food?
Sam Hyde: Is this gook food?

This is my favorite part:

Sam Hyde: ‘Ey whaddaya, whoa whoa whoa whaddaya doin? Ya cuttin’ my bayshel in haaalf.

he turns from long island wop to whiney jew

DUDE ALT-RIGHT LMAO

>I'm a very prominent poster on the milliondollarextreme subreddit
ITT: things that virgins say

Is Sam a virgin?

Sam gets all kind of pussy.

Even boipussy.

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I fucked him up his ass

My favorite part too. I like how in this one he starts French and gradually turns into Jerry Seinfeld.

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this is my favorite. his delivery is so perfect. plus it's so funny seeing a guy with sam's build hobble around like an amputee

what are the best mde vids

DEY CALL ME DOOR WAY

goobas

bowlcut cult

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Maximum autism, I love mde and hate you

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kek havent seen this in a while

he fucks traps

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the edgy manifesto of every sweaty fedora kid you went to high school with

i don't find their sketches that funny but i love the vertical vids and sam's stand up

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this but only because of the hand gestures he does the entire video

What could he have possibly meant by this?

This is so fucking cringey. Do you seriously find it funny? That's something kids do in sixth grade.

an underrated video is when they had some normie girl review their website

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he looks like Julian

your mum

Thank you, reddit.

You're welcome SHIDF

>he fucks traps
Truly our guy

He went full retard and got laughs

Post his asshole, please.

post rare Sams

WHY DOES DE PEACEFUL ERB MAKE DEM KILL EACH OTHER

Thanks senpai, that one was new to me.

I used to like MDE YouTube vids, thought they were hilarious, especially the Paradigm Shift 2070, his standup in new york about homosexuals, the we going to the park video and the moms video, but after watching the first three episodes of World Peace and seeing all the incessant shilling on Sup Forums I cannot stand it any more. I hate it all and will never watch it again.

Total shit. Worse how Sam uses his popularity to espouse his infantile political views. Fuck Sam Hyde and everything he stands for.

wtf i hate same now

Is Sam the Tom Green of his generation? he'll never break the mainstream like Green did tho

underrated MDEkino coming through
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wtf i hate not letting other people influence how i think now

fuck

no, eric andre is

>Hyde explained in an email: “My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”

I can't find the video with Bill Cannonfucker.

Fun fact: Googling "million dollar extreme cannonfucker" is the only time I've ever seen 1 result from a google search.

>is the only time I've ever seen 1 result from a google search.

whoah senpai, same here

MUST BE DA WHITE MAN

It really looks like he lives like a stoner for someone that doesn't smoke

I don't get this guy. Is he alt right or what?

yeah, he is a demagogue

I legit like his stand up more than his videos

why did that cuck let him spit in his face that many times, thats fucked up

this is the first one i've liked since mom's

Most of this routine is pretty funny. But there's no reason he had to pick on that one girl because she had a short haircut. Honestly, that's just bullying. If she were a heckler, then it would be justified. But she wasn't.

Seriously. Would you walk up to a random stranger in a pub and say "You have a boy haircut but you have boobs. Do you have a penis?". Most people would get punched in the face for that sort of thing.

>agitates in computer chair
Sam Hyde: Oy.
Sam Hyde: Aiight lissen.
Sam Hyde: Look heah bruv.
Sam Hyde: We do it, we get down.
Sam Hyde: For the UK.
Sam Hyde: We hold the crown.
Sam Hyde: This is freestyle. Not written.
Sam Hyde: This is raps I’m spittin’.
Sam Hyde: Look mate.
Sam Hyde: You’s a wanka.
Sam Hyde: You’s a faggot.
Sam Hyde: Oy mate.
Sam Hyde: Ya girls so ugly.
Sam Hyde: My girls like posh spice.
Sam Hyde: Oy lissen.
Sam Hyde: This ain’t bend it like Beckham.
Sam Hyde: Aiight lissen.
Sam Hyde: Oy.
Sam Hyde: I’ll take a dump on you like usin’ the loo.
Sam Hyde: Oy look mate.
Sam Hyde: Load up the lorry, don’t care whats your story.
Sam Hyde: Oy look mate.
Sam Hyde: My and my boys, we come up in the crub with new Addidas.
Sam Hyde: Oy mate.
Sam Hyde: Lissen.
Sam Hyde: Smokin’ a fag, eatin a packet of crisps.
Sam Hyde: Oy, now show me a blood who’s nice as this.
Sam Hyde: Oy lissen.
Sam Hyde: You don’t wanna fuck wiff me.
Sam Hyde: Oy look mate.
Sam Hyde: Look.
Sam Hyde: Oy.
Sam Hyde: Look.
Sam Hyde: Freestyle.
Sam Hyde: This is UK hip hop.
Sam Hyde: Lissen.
Sam Hyde: We do it, we get down.
Sam Hyde: We hold the crown.
Sam Hyde: Look mate.
Sam Hyde: Gimme my cigarettes.
Sam Hyde: Oy look mate.

yes, he is literally hitler

Do the KSTV videos actually exist or is that just an elaborate ruse?

Somewhere. I got em off KAT, but it's fucking gone now. If the people currently outraged at Sam for being "alt-right" saw KSTV they'd blow their fucking lids.

DEY CALL ME DARKCHILD

DEY CALL ME GOGO NUTS

I'm unfamiliar with the KSTV vids, what are they?

Can you share the torrent magnet link here?

Is that like an indie bookstore?

Do you think Sams mom watches World Peace but tells her TV to shut up whenever Sam is on screen?

Your sister manages your twitter account?

wtf i hate when comedy isnt politically-correct enough

It's just Sam railing against people who make retarded kickstarters. It degenerates quickly into Sam listing all his grievances with society.

Sorry, friendo, I already watched and deleted it.

its on PB still. just search MDE and kstv and the 4 episodes come up

Bravo Sam, another quality thread posted on Sup Forums. Make sure you post links to your videos so we can get the full MDE experience

yeah, it shows

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i got you senpai

anyone have the video where Nick is posting stuff on facebook?

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thanks senpai

I thought it was funny. Short hair girls just annoy me, same as long hair on dudes. I think they should be made fun of just because they probably think they're special or that their haircut is supposed to indicate something about their personality.

>how dare people be different!

> I think they should be made fun of just because they probably think they're special or that their haircut is supposed to indicate something about their personality.

> they probably think

If someone has a pixie cut, you're free to make your own opinion on that person (even if it's a wrong opinion based on a superficial detail). But that doesn't give you the right to start verbally attacking a complete stranger (who hasn't even said a word to you or done anything) and making fun of her in front of an audience.

There's a difference between good-natured ribbing and simply bullying someone. What Sam did to that girl in the "Retard Kyle" standup video was basically what this guy does to the japanese couple:

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Exactly, that's the mindset.
>No one likes me just because I'm different!
Are you though? It's a haircut.

But that's why it's funny, because you don't do that. You realise a lot of the shit Sam does is him acting like a total dickhole right? Is your gf a pixie cut cutie?

Him getting a show gives hope to any other idiot on here getting one. How old is he now, like 29 and he spends most of his time at home annoying his mother?

>j-just pretending bro

I understand that a lot of Sam's humour derives from him acting like an asshole and getting part of the audience to hate him. Lots of other anti-comedians have used the same tactic. Andy Kaufman. Andrew Dice Clay. I get it.

But he still probably ruined that girl's night. If I knew that the girl was a plant in the audience (and was secretly in on the joke) then it wouldn't be so bad.

But a bully is still a bully even if he claims "I was just pretending, lol".

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Just sort out your look bro.

I don't think even a woman would be as sensitive as you.