how good is my dick out of 10? please dont laugh or ask questions
How good is my dick out of 10? please dont laugh or ask questions
B A I T
Its erect in the pic btw
haha why is it so dirty
2 inches/10
get a sheathe/10
i read online that smegma is healthy to produce, so i try to not wash it off
thats a cool dick OP pls rate mine
Bait but nice cheesy pasta
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Chode/10
Clit/10
timestamp so you know its legit
Say what?
i decided that for health, i should keep my smegma like a child
also should i sound with my timestamp i crunpled it into one
Take a shower, ffs
i said, it gives me health. i wont.
wash that shit off man please
no
anyway, im about to sound. any advice?
Why the fuck is there a tiny parrot camped out in your pubes?
Dafuq is really going on 'round heyuh!?
Yeah, clean your penis, and don't use paper as a sounding instrument
im going in boys
why are you doing this
also heres a bonus closeup i took before. my smegma's names are:
jimothy
almalexia
vivec
tommy
chu'bzONG
and
mercin
it hurts so much
Smegma isn't healthy, is just a bunch of dead cells you fucking moron. Stop believing in everything you see in the internet and wash this shit out.
10/10 bait, made me trigger.
then stop please
Cool clit bro
THEY ARE NOT DEAD THEY ARE ALIVE. SMEGMA ARE DEFUNCT BRAIN CELLS SO IN A WAY THEY ARE THEIR OWN PEOPLE
UPDATE: I CAN FEEL IT SCRAPING AGAINST MY INSIDES LIKE KNIVES
Amputation is your only effective option.
Ok, the foreskin aside
wtf is up with that turkey neck between the cock and balls?
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did you really do it
why
sorry Sup Forums i couldnt go any further...
please take this pic of me turtle shelling myself as a sign of surrender
>This Fucking Thread
im interested in knowing how someone with a tiny dick like that goes through life to be honest. what do women say? do you get women? are you some 4play king or some shit?
someone archive this please
he'd have to be
i dont have a sex life. i tried to fuck a prostitute once but when she saw Bemby (my penis's name) she laughed and took the money i paid her in advance
a hooker would just deal with it
i only want a good sex worker so my smegma will hopefully absorb the good sex energy and i will be healthier
Not if it has smegma on it. Even hookers have some dignity hidden. If I was one, one of the last men I would think to get sex with would be OP. The guy gives a name for his dick, ridiculus.