ITT: Post your favorite album, then people guess how many girls you've slept with, I'll go first

ITT: Post your favorite album, then people guess how many girls you've slept with, I'll go first

None.

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none
one

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>Prog
It's gotta be 0, right?
3

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Right, but that's on purpose. Statistically speaking, you're likely to have a more successful marriage the less people you have sex with before getting married. (Pic related). At least, that's my excuse

None.

5.

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none
3
5

0

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0

1 and you loved her but lost her
>Atom Heart Mother as favorite over other Pink Floyd albums
Yeah, them being a popular band aside, you're no normie
Maybe none
4 but ~3 were probably easy to get emo girls back in high school
You no longer need sex
14, I had a friend really into Kate Bush who had a period where he would fuck around
2, both girls wore all black
I'm gonna say currently 3, but you're working the way up
2, I'm not sure what having a Beatles album as your favorite would mean though
Maybe that you're happily married
Either 0 or 20
Never actually heard this one. Sorry guy
6, normie girls love this

Does it have to be girls?

nada
4

0
0, but a few guys
2
1, and perhaps you're still having sex with the same girl
Depends how old you are. If you're in your late teens, I'd say 3.

1 but they didn't consent
10

>implying i like shitty females

SO MANY because that my favorite album too

jk actually this

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It's called a double standard you retard.

>1 but they didn't consent
heheh...

>You no longer need sex
My sentiments exactly

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0

6

1

0
4
2
11
2 (the second one destroyed you)
5
8
1 but she's your cousin

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You must be a dad, so at least 1

0 or 1, but probably 0

i have no idea what to guess for anyone
except op
it's zero

4

2

1

7

24

-1

0
4
faithful to 1
0

Trick question, im gay

>0
yep

hahahahahaha
you overestimate me

0

2

1 but she's really cool

4

She sure was.

Absolutely none

2
4
3
9
1
11
0
2

Good luck

does that -1 mean 1 dude or that I've had anti-sex with a girl? how would that even work?

1 but he was your male friend and you never touched on the subject since it happened

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2
1 and she was fat
4 hoodrats
In the last 20 years, only mom
1
5

Sorry dad, mom doesn't count. Especially when your in the cuckshed every other night.

but those motor parts won't repair themselves, son

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A shed that's a cuck or a shed of cucks?

1 that doesn't talk to you anymore
2.
none, but you say 10+
maybe 2.
6
2
3
1
4 maybe

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3, but you were high of your tits at a festival each time

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7 but you still regret 4 of them

2 and one of them was a feminazi

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4-10 at festivals, never indoors
42
2
8
14

One, but only because you wanted to try it, you're asexual

2, you're really shy, but you probably like Animal Collective too so that helped

7

0, you don't need pussy, you're on your own dick

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0 because you are 14 years old

you are half right

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two
none
one
four, but not for a while now
either zero with no chance or more than five, i'm not quite sure
three, all girls you were in relationships with
none
none, you're 14
none, got close once but suggested that public castration is a good idea should be playing in the background throughout
two
one and you miss her
zero
four, mostly from short lived relationships but you did pull once at a party
none
one and she put you off forever
you're not even sure anymore
none
none
none
one in high school, but also you're still in high school
none

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2
4
2
6
5
3
1 qt shoegaze 3.14
if rape counts, 33
1
9
27, but mostly fat-asses/autists
13
8
8 dudes at once
50 because you're 50
4
you've lost count
only 6 but they're all boujee

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forgot my album

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>tfw no (you)'s
>not even Anons want to talk to you :'(

same :c

2, one was a confused boy
4
4
5
6
2
2
239, hiv+
0
0

That's because the people not having sex aren't doing it by choice and stick with the person they marry because they think they can't get anyone else, regardless of how well they actually get on.

So you're 7

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2 maybe
3
either a lot or none at all
333

psych i posted 2 albums

>one and you miss her
correct

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oh shit that's my favorite album too and that's spot on

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>implying I'd sleep with 3DPD

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i did not know 14 was half of 7

unless you're 28 and 14 was 'half right'

4
2
16
1

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1
0
2
6