ASSUMPTIONS THREAD! Post face and anons assume things about you

ASSUMPTIONS THREAD! Post face and anons assume things about you.

you're extremely ugly.

I thought the point of this thread was not to post facts

This is an assumptions thread. And post a pic of your ugly self.

That's not an assumption, that's a fact.

You try to be intimidating but really aren't.

You look like an autistic cucumber that was dropped a few times.

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You are gay, but have shitty taste in men

I assume you're a product of incest

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You're extremely jealous

multiple suicide attempts
drawn out school shooting plans hidden under bed
owns a fidget spinner
has never even had a conversation with a woman

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judge away, bitches

I bet in public you act like you were raised on a farm.

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nice, well rounded young man. Either a doctor or a lawyer.

I was raised on a farm though

Looks like a good husband.

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close enough

youre a faggot

Somewhere down your family tree, somebody was raped by a Russian, probably during WW2.

I'll bite, took it this mornin

Wrong one, ignore my tard expression

Yeah right liar

of things IMPOSSIBLE

you're a basic bitch.

If this is even you, as im sure by now you know the rules

you think you look good in that in that picture because you can see your collar bones,

I thought it was a guy lmao

what do my collar bones have to do with looking good

wait is it

Evening bitches.

you do drugs, your favorite is anything injected

Thot.

you unironically wear energy drink attire and you're dating someone who's too young for you but "hey age is just a number" right

I am a dude kek

Let's hear it.

o shit nigga u gay lmao

There is an 80% chance you are an IT guy

you were afraid in school that you were too average and forgettable, so you got your nose pierced in hopes of standing out a bit more.

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I stock shelves in a grocery store

Do you have any pictures of your 2007 emo phase

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Your free time consists of discussing the nuances of dark souls

Once had nose slammed in a car door. Now permanently disfigured.

That wasn't my thought process but I guess that might as well be true.

middle class, about average inteligence though you think it above averge, had quite a lot of sexual partners as that was your way of coping being not the prettiest girl ever

Yes!

I'll assume you had an allergic reaction to something you ate.

I've broken my nose 3 times wtf

Are any of your favorite movies

>fight club
>pulp fiction
>whtever Tarantino puts out

In the un-cropped version, your uncle's finger is up your arse.

>no
>no but doesn't sound unlikely

he looks like the biggest normie ever though, not even deformed

If i had to guess, your parents divorced/separated, and now youve been living alone for a while from a comparatively young age.

also you experienced with drugs but didnt continue with them

this already is my 2007 emo phase

you argue way past appropriate about movies/bands/vidya/grammer/spelling

What's a lot for sexual partners? I'm 27 and only been with 15 or so guys.

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whatever.

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asain dad half asain white mom

brave

You take it in the ass

im sorry

bingo

can't get everything right, though 15 is certainly not a small number

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Your biggest pass time is picking up heavy things, and then putting them back down.

You're the pretty okay guy I forgot about in English class.

Your athleticism peaked when you hit that one home run that one time, 15 years ago.

Your breakfast consists of 4 scoops

in a crude sense, it's one of them.

very popular with girls, above average inteligence, going to a reputable university studying something in biology/chemistry line, maybe engineering

You have daddy issues.

You sold me weed last week

You wrestled in highschool but weren't good enough to get anywhere

love that raisin bran

thanks Sup Forumsro but I'm an econ major :(

Heyo

You're 12 get out of here

slightly above average inteligence, "gamer"
kind of a prude

Wow. Hottie.

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Lost my virginity at 18.

So 1.6 partners a year is a lot? Seems a bit obtuse.

piercing looks like another pimple

do you know me in real life???

Someone I ignored at the craft beer bar

Smelly jew

Bleh

You blindly believe in god meme.

You're a trap. Same picture from like a week ago.

I assume that you'll post tits

About to give the most boring college orientation lecture

You smell your own farts

You one went to the optician and said "I want the biggest fucking pair of glasses mankind can provide."

not getting along with parents or at least had this phase not so long ago

You are at least in a dozen friendzones but swear you're making progress

Yeah I am pretty disgusting

Aren't you missing something fag?