ASSUMPTIONS THREAD! Post face and anons assume things about you.
ASSUMPTIONS THREAD! Post face and anons assume things about you
you're extremely ugly.
I thought the point of this thread was not to post facts
This is an assumptions thread. And post a pic of your ugly self.
That's not an assumption, that's a fact.
You try to be intimidating but really aren't.
You look like an autistic cucumber that was dropped a few times.
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You are gay, but have shitty taste in men
I assume you're a product of incest
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You're extremely jealous
multiple suicide attempts
drawn out school shooting plans hidden under bed
owns a fidget spinner
has never even had a conversation with a woman
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judge away, bitches
I bet in public you act like you were raised on a farm.
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nice, well rounded young man. Either a doctor or a lawyer.
I was raised on a farm though
Looks like a good husband.
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close enough
youre a faggot
Somewhere down your family tree, somebody was raped by a Russian, probably during WW2.
I'll bite, took it this mornin
Wrong one, ignore my tard expression
Yeah right liar
of things IMPOSSIBLE
you're a basic bitch.
If this is even you, as im sure by now you know the rules
you think you look good in that in that picture because you can see your collar bones,
I thought it was a guy lmao
what do my collar bones have to do with looking good
wait is it
Evening bitches.
you do drugs, your favorite is anything injected
Thot.
you unironically wear energy drink attire and you're dating someone who's too young for you but "hey age is just a number" right
I am a dude kek
Let's hear it.
o shit nigga u gay lmao
There is an 80% chance you are an IT guy
you were afraid in school that you were too average and forgettable, so you got your nose pierced in hopes of standing out a bit more.
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I stock shelves in a grocery store
Do you have any pictures of your 2007 emo phase
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Your free time consists of discussing the nuances of dark souls
Once had nose slammed in a car door. Now permanently disfigured.
That wasn't my thought process but I guess that might as well be true.
middle class, about average inteligence though you think it above averge, had quite a lot of sexual partners as that was your way of coping being not the prettiest girl ever
Yes!
I'll assume you had an allergic reaction to something you ate.
I've broken my nose 3 times wtf
Are any of your favorite movies
>fight club
>pulp fiction
>whtever Tarantino puts out
In the un-cropped version, your uncle's finger is up your arse.
>no
>no but doesn't sound unlikely
he looks like the biggest normie ever though, not even deformed
If i had to guess, your parents divorced/separated, and now youve been living alone for a while from a comparatively young age.
also you experienced with drugs but didnt continue with them
this already is my 2007 emo phase
you argue way past appropriate about movies/bands/vidya/grammer/spelling
What's a lot for sexual partners? I'm 27 and only been with 15 or so guys.
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whatever.
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asain dad half asain white mom
brave
You take it in the ass
im sorry
bingo
can't get everything right, though 15 is certainly not a small number
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Your biggest pass time is picking up heavy things, and then putting them back down.
You're the pretty okay guy I forgot about in English class.
Your athleticism peaked when you hit that one home run that one time, 15 years ago.
Your breakfast consists of 4 scoops
in a crude sense, it's one of them.
very popular with girls, above average inteligence, going to a reputable university studying something in biology/chemistry line, maybe engineering
You have daddy issues.
You sold me weed last week
You wrestled in highschool but weren't good enough to get anywhere
love that raisin bran
thanks Sup Forumsro but I'm an econ major :(
Heyo
You're 12 get out of here
slightly above average inteligence, "gamer"
kind of a prude
Wow. Hottie.
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Lost my virginity at 18.
So 1.6 partners a year is a lot? Seems a bit obtuse.
piercing looks like another pimple
do you know me in real life???
Someone I ignored at the craft beer bar
Smelly jew
Bleh
You blindly believe in god meme.
You're a trap. Same picture from like a week ago.
I assume that you'll post tits
About to give the most boring college orientation lecture
You smell your own farts
You one went to the optician and said "I want the biggest fucking pair of glasses mankind can provide."
not getting along with parents or at least had this phase not so long ago
You are at least in a dozen friendzones but swear you're making progress
Yeah I am pretty disgusting
Aren't you missing something fag?