You humans are so odd, with your strange customs

You humans are so odd, with your strange customs.

It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone.
You have backup.
Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.

For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?

>advice
>vent
>relax

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Appreciate the bump.

Looks like it's shaping up to be a slow night, isn't it user?

I was kinda going for

>What's on your mind?
>You

If I'm on your mind, then it truly is a slow night.

Rock got banned I see. Hmm. Interesting.

Bump

Ah, you did see that, huh. Yep, made a thread for the 4th. On phone

good evening

hows it going

Appreciate it, Cayde. Despite your carefree, meme-y exterior, I always knew you were a good guy.

You were banned in the line of duty. Well done, Rock. I've gotta say; I'm very proud of you right now.

Evening, glad you could join us tonight. Got a name, stranger?

Heya, how're you? Thanks for dropping in on the 4th. Were the fire works good?

I like slow nights.

I've been asked to tell you that Neptune has been banned though intends to lurk.

Oh? Did this person help you out on the 4th?

Candidly speaking, so do I. These things move at their own pace, and I enjoy it when it's not overly hectic.

Neptune has been banned too? Mods are cracking down, aren't they? I wonder when my time will come.

Perhaps in this very thread.

Show yer pussey, you slutty dirty whore.

im the aile-user that appeared randomly... 3 or 4 months ago? Time escapes me a lot lately.

fire works were great. the only shame about it was as the night progress people started shooting guns in celebration. Had to go inside after that started.

Mods are cracking down after Alice posted on /bant/

It'll be temporary, likely. Mods kinda go all out for an hour then stop for a month.

Please submit a formal request to the Commander.

I see. Why are your visits so sporadic, if I may ask?

Why did she go there for?

Gotta love that consistency. Either way, we now have a Stocking in our community? It's a pleasure.

Fukken show me yer pussey.

Do I look like the Commander to you?

>Please submit a formal request to the Commander
Isn't that what you call me?

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What do you expect from a chan?
I'm simply a messenger for Neptune, I don't know if I'd be considered an addition. Though, this community does seem nice. The pleasure is mine.

Good evening, Two Bee.
Have a nice thread.

Used to. I also used to refer to Reimu and Alice as Commander as well.

Needless to say, you've all been demoted. No hard feelings?

Nothing at all, really. And should you choose to stay, we'd be more than happy to have you.

Thank you Velvet. Not staying? Or are you in lurk mode?

You've replaced us?

More followers I suppose

That's Aile-user, a name I picked out. He usually comes to most of the threads. Fenn's banned too.

Alice is doing threads in both b and bant simultaneously, to answer that question.

Jesus, man. That's too damn much. Was probably for the best you did that. Only place for those bullets to come, is down.

Heya, are you new? Nice to meet you!

Heya Rabbit~

Hiya Aigis

I quickly found out that I can follow my own direction. Originally I was planning on a mere support role, but...things changed.

Still though, I could very much use your help Aigis. You're still very valuable to me.

Hm?

oh hullo there, you guys wouldn't have any oats would you?

I'm very inconsistent, who knows if I'll be back. Maybe I'll be here tomorrow, maybe it'll be a month. Maybe I won't come back at all. It's more fun to keep you guessing.
Appreciate the warm welcome though, I see Neptune's affection now.

Worst time of my life. Deciding on going to school to be a nurse so i can have a purpose and means to feed myself. But also deciding if i should just do drugs and watch tv till i die in my moms house alone.

Was the guy who posted about Alice from above

Stealth mode activated. I'll be around if anyone really wants to talk to me.

Evening all

I am kinda here, but not really. If anyone needs me I should be able to reply

-EMT

what changed

Fenn too? We're dropping like flies at this rate. Not to worry though; what's a little ban here or there?

Alice activity on bant now. That's telling.

You're the pig from the last thread. Welcome back. I've no oats for you, unfortunately.

You're welcomed here anytime.

Between those two choices, the answer seems patently obvious. If you'd allow me to pick your brain though, why are you having a hard time choosing?

Don't tell me you're feeling down on yourself.

Gotcha.

Understood.

well, currently attending college full time. Respiratory Therapy program to be exact. Most of my time is spend either in-class or at my clinical sites.

Then I have to work at least 15 hours a week. Sometime between that I have to finish up what ever case studies and written assignments are pushed on us.

So I join in these threads when I can. I also prefer not to post from a phone because I find it cumbersome and cramped.

Almost done tho, one more semester and I can rest.

Feeling like today is a good day for an hero but i just can't get myself to do it.

You could say that, I was only here as a messenger for Neptune. Though it's a pleasure to meet you too. Maybe I'll be convinced to return.

Thank you. I suppose we'll see where my boredom takes me.

2b!!!!!
Good to see you, as always!

Did you ever get that coffee date scheduled?

I got to know Aigis, Reimu, and Alice better.

Wow, that's pretty amazing, Aile. One more semester to go; make it count! We'll still be here when you're finished. I certainly know how busy things can get between work and school, you have my best wishes.

You shouldn't. Obviously, you still have something to live for.

Likewise Mantis! Feeling better from your flu?

What happened?

thank you, however your lack of oats makes any further interaction fruitless

I am going to have to ask you to stop speaking to me immediately

you should try eating oats that always perks me up, however I am lacking said oats so I cannot give you happiness nor nurishment

gf asked me to meet her at the animal shelter while her kitten got a booster shot and gave me the wrong address sending me halfway across town

kinda upset about it but didn't make a big deal of it, wasted a lot f gas though which sucks and traffic made it worse

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Nope, held off on it for now. As I am kinda out of town right now. But she randomly messaged me on Friday, it was asking if I knew any protester organizers, and that if I was on signal. Conversation never developed, so I kinda feel it may be just an excuse to talk and get my number.

-EMT

*smiles softly* As you wish, Oats-kun.

Incompetence can be pretty annoying sometimes, can't it? I'd certainly be pretty ticked if I were in your position.

But, alas, the things we put up with out of love. Everything go well with your kitten?

It's pretty hard not to since all my friendships ended with a big fuck up, my family clearly doesn't give a shit nor do I care for them.

I'm back to normal, thanks fr asking.
Gonna lurk in stealth mode now.

Well you see the main problem is I don't have a pocket pussy

Did you give it to her?

So then care for you. Family and friends are not essential for living. Though, the latter can make the entire process more bearable.

Botched friendships are no basis for an heroing though. I think you can definitely still press on, user.

Understood. Take care of yourself.

Explain pls

I command you to show me your pussey, I don't want to see the commander's. You dumb bitch.

Yea, of course. She never messaged following up from her number though.

I probably will try messaging tonight. I hope, but you know my nerves...

-EMT

The phone stuff I get. I have to use it now because of that thread I made on the 4th...

And you sure do a lot, I remember some of the stuff you told me before. That's admirable, honestly.

Heya, I have microwave oatmeal, is that all right?

I would advise against doing that last bit. Why do you want to that though?

Woah, woah, let's take it easy. Why would you want to do that?

Ah, all righty, I'll be waiting~

Good to see you too, Charge Man! Your flu doing better?

Mm, I get why you'd be upset, but it was a mistake. Gas is replaceable, damage done by getting mad may not be. Though I know you didn't say anything like that.

I am her commander, you have my blessing to see her pussy

Your altruistic actions have given me PTSD , weather this was intentional or not has yet to be decided

But from my position it is safer to assume you are an enemy , i hope you understand

there are many people as there are oats , you will find tastier oats somewhere else

*covers her mouth* You're not too bright, are you? Contact the Commander.

I know. Do your best to calm them and drop her a line. Or don't. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to just mechanically do it without thinking.

Knowing you though, you're overthinking it to death, aren't you? What are your concerns?

Nice try.

Yer a good Commander.

My grades and attendance are way below acceptable, I've lost all my motivation in interaction with other humans, my dog is probably dying and I've no money to help her. Slowly developing alcoholism.

I've waged war across the Galaxy, not to win favor over your kind but to get the lewds. You've lost our skirmishes and I demand payment

Liar!

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Honestly, its probably just that. Overthinking to hell. Just saying "Hey" or something should do something.


But I guess the big thing is that I'm unsure if she's into guys because of how involved she is in the lgbtq+ community (despite her posting about tinder and ex bfs, including one who thought he was Buddha)


_EMT

I've been in love with someone in the Discord server for a long time... what should I do?

Don't act on it. You'll know if it's requited since everyone makes it so fucking obvious.

Try DMing them and talking to them?

Maybe somethings there?

-EMT

Story?
>>Greentext, pls

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Don't be a fag and suck his dick.

i'm a pretty lonely lad, may I see some skin neir lady?

"Lost"? Hardly. But, may I direct you over to danbooru?

Same for that other user seeking lewds.

So what? Just because you're involved with LGBTQ doesn't automatically make you LGBTQ. If she's brought up ex bfs, I think there's a good chance she's straight or at the very least bi.

Confess.

lewd

No story, I've just seen them post in the discord, and I love they way they talk, act, react, etc.

Hello! How are you?

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Best I can do.

Okay so Um.. Ahem..
Hi I just need to quickly read something out to you hold on..
*Reads paper*
Go hire a scort..
Um..
I think it means escort.
You should hire an escort.
Love from Nep-Nep.

This note says something for you too. It reads "Romance between posters is discouraged because it likely leads to drama".
Love from Nep-Nep.
Heh. Hypocritical.

Thanks for the lewds, I shall be off then. Don't expect anything good when I return

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What do you know about them?

I know that I should, but I'm afraid that they'll think differently of me after I tell them...

Pretty good. Internet is sucking, so can't play my game. Figured I'd lurk around and see what's up.
How are ya, user?

ty the hand babe luv you

I know that feel.
I'm good here! I love to lurk in threads like this.

Yea, I know, its just that I am probably subconsciously trying to shut down the possibility of interest from her. I guess I just can accept that possibility. Even though it seems very likely

-EMT

Wouldn't dream of it.

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What the hell is this? Whoever you are, thank you. You're the real MVP of the thread.

Differently? Could be either for the better or for the worse. Are the two of you friends as of this moment, or is it more of a secret-admirer type deal?

Mm... I'm so sorry... I know I'm just some schmuck on the internet, but I really am sorry...

I don't know about the school situation, but you can still do something about everything. Seek out help, like a therapist and AA, especially AA. You want to stop be problem before it's really taken root.

As for your dig... There may be a vet or a group that volunteers to help people in situations like these. Please, don't give up...

Hm. I'd just keep it to myself. But maybe just talk to them.

You've lost me. Do you want to date this girl or not?

I don't know if I should, if I talk too much about them, they might realize that it's them.

I used to lurk more, then post more, then just kinda dropped out. Now I'm back to posting and lurking regularly.

You! I heard you went to the con!

Many animal shelters offer low cost vet care to the public. You might want to check your area, and see.

More of a secret type of thing.

Why are you posting that now, anyway?

Might as well, you're anonymous now.

Same here. Now I post occasionally.
But I always love the vibe and comfiness here.

*nods* I most certainly did. Were you there?

Pick me out from the crowd.

Be bold and tell them. There's no friendship to preserve, what do you have to lose?

If things go terribly, terribly South, I'll speak with them on your behalf. Deal?

I mean, I want to, but I think that I just have trouble accepting the possibility of her interest.

-EMT

Well, don't let it gnaw on you. You are free to talk about it, in your own level of comfort.