/esc/ Eurovision Song Contest General

>Competing nations

1. Latvia
2. Poland
3. Switzerland
4. Israel
5. Belarus
6. Serbia
7. Ireland
8. Macedonia
9. Lithuania
10. Australia
11. Slovenia
12. Bulgaria
13. Denmark
14. Ukraine
15. Norway
16. Georgia
17. Albania
18. Belgium

Americans and other non-europeans not welcome.

2 bad

LETS GO LATVIA

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How can I bet on Russia? I think they will win and you can earn some money right?

>Eurovision
>Euro
>Israel
This shit has to end

>eurovision
>music contest centered around who is the biggest degenerate
>checks flag
back to the cuck shed

Degeneracy

>ukraine

no such nation

jews actually sending a flaming faggot to encourage homosexualit degeneracy in Europe

We are all made of star stuff

> every light represents a jew killed in the holocaust

oy veyy you better remember

ISRAEL WINS

Shitty

>non europeans not allowed
>Australia

hey norway are we cool or are you butthurth?

kek. Autowin

Warm the ovens

>lampshades are made of stars

Europe should be destroyed the Muslims are sent by god to breed you fuckers into extinction for this garbage

B

is this faggot day, wtf?

Beautiful boy

>BELARUS
AHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

every song clip starts like an ikea ad

?? did I miss something?

>Israel
>European
TOP FUCKING KEK

>Belarus

WHAT?

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>belarus

FUCKING BESTIALITY
FUCKING FURRIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your time will come, scum

some zoophilia was to be expected

FURRY TIME

>Last of our kind
>Jewish fag
>I will help you learn to fly
Is Eurovision trying to send us a message?

Is this twilight?

at least he's white i guess?

?????????? is this ruse

Do they have wolves in belarus?

oh look beastiality

lol being the whitest country in europe doesn't help you a lot now, does it Belarus?

>WHITE MAN
>WHITE WOMEN
>WHITE CHILDREN

OYY VEYY AND AFTER OUR FLAGSHIP PERFORMER SHUT IT DOWN

What the actual fuck Belarus?

>Belarus

lul wut belruas

id laugh if the dog mauls him

>ivan

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there are wolves in germany so... yes

>mfw Israel and Australia are European

Wut?

Yep, its THAT guy

WTF? How did Israel insert themselves into this?

The furry attacks

why does he have cum all over his face?

BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE NAKED?
JESUS CHRIST

Imagine the furfaggots fapping atm

Disgusting

Wow, that would have been impressive 25 years ago Belarus

Not a winner song. But gotta give him for nice visuals.

>>mfw Israel and Australia are European
>Wut?
Yes. Europe is fucking everywhere. Next year Canada.

God, the song. My ears are bleeding.

is he aryan or slavic though?

Literally the best chorus so far, tbqh.

Don't be racist, next year in Central African Republic.

So he can HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO FLY

We super cucked propaganda song about crimean tatars. Damn its so "fat" joke. All ukrainian politics is fucking clown fiesta

At least his hair is nice?

THE ELF WITCHER FAGGOT FROM BELARUS

>Well Done

Israel has been in Eurovision for ages, newfag.

The wolf is naked aswell but nobody gives a crap about that.

WTF BELARUS

Slavic high elf, like Finns

I just tuned in.Tell me what happened.

Is Lukashenko worshiping Tengri now?

i rly hoped they will give you doubledigit

omg im embarassed...

We're in next year too bud.

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS FAGGOTS USING THIS TAXI

belarus is like 10 years behind russia and 20 years behind western europe, its still pretty impressive for them. they probably thaught the show was magic.

Why the fuck weren't we invited?

That fucking Petra Mede..

With* ofc
Fixerino

Next is Serbia, get hyped lads!

we rekt you 7:0 in hockey, quite embarassing desu senpai

oh boy more Swedish clips

British gays
Can they get more stereotypical

just now?

>strayya and israel in EUROvision contest
>commerical for southern US

cucks

*thought

serbia remove kebab

Ivan from Belarus sang to a wolf naked.

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>european humour
wew lads

Naked man serenading his wolf.

HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH!

>Lordi

we only care about skiing

This isn't swedish humor.. Not at all. Don't think anyone would find it fun.

so part where they start slapping each other with dicks is comming soon right? its best part of our humour

>you gotta start asking some questions tbqh master