You say shotato

you say shotato

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Well ofc he's incredibly cute, no denying that, more that it fits so damn well

how does it fit exactly? just a trite waifu?

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I realize now I can find no way of expressing that without being unreasonably insulting, let's move on.

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lmao

also, how the tables have turned from when i would stay up all night shitposting huh?

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We're at at least 1 1/2 turns then.
Also, the night is still quite young here.

yeah, also i was doing stuff yesterday and woke up at an almost reasonable time

time zones sure are gay

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not quite as funny without the emoji

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bump

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really inflates the ol floatie

bump

butt bumps

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>Camping a few years back and I met a boy camping nearby
>Name was Connor, looked 10 or 11 at the time
>Not a bad body for his age
>I hang out with him while his dad bitches about setting up the tent
>Secretly glance at his smooth chest and legs all day
>View was amazing and he liked the attention
>Entertain the idea of him staying in my teant that night
>Really wasn't intended to be very inappropriate
>Yawning, he agrees.
>Find out way back to his dad to ask if its alright
>Actually allows it even though we had just met
>Kidding around back in our tent and he asks if I want to see something
>Exposes himself to me without waiting for an answer
>Nearly faint at the sight of his hairless boyhood
>Explains to me that he had a thing for older boys but he had a problem
>Whispers into my ear with his dick resting against my side
>"Starting letter of every sentence."

9/9, best shota.

that's some serious dedication for an autistic joke

debatable, but definitely cute

got me.
bravura

Sorry I got your stiffed up just for the old switcheroo. I've talked to boys while camping but I don't see their dicks when we are alone.

>when we are alone
ah so you're more of an orgy fella

No, but skinny dipping isn't uncommon. Its kinda sad that a lot of dads seem so disinterested when they do take their kids camping, but if I did offer to entertain them they'd probably turn out to be a dick.

really holds your hand huh

You're not the real one. Plus it's a big dejavu to see that again.

shotas probably don't wash their hands

>the real one
¿que?

Kek, "not holding your hand user" was a meme on 2d fap threads.

Just a fortuity I guess.

when did shota threads turned into pg tumblr art? thats my question

>fap threads
miss me with that gay shit

My little brother washes his hands obsessively
I think he might have a problem tbh

tell him to enjoy his allergies when he's older

>he thinks lewd > cute
sorry your life is so misguided user

Probably because he always has cum on them.

studies show lewd > cute though. whats the point of my self insertion fantasy if its just being cute :[

are you dumb? there have been multiple studies published in the reputable science journal Potent Shota News that show cute is better

So you hate nudity on shota? Good.

lewd is greater than cute. What drugs are you on?

that journal has an obvious bias towards cute, and studies are skewed anyways cause all shota are cute, but not all shota are lewd

>what's the point if it's just cute
oh boy buddy. you're operating on a different level than I am. Not a higher one, but different.

honestly though if you don't recognize cute superiority I'm afraid that means that your life is devoid of meaning

not necessary nudity, i'm against lewdity. there are cute nude images that i have

yo someone post 9s porn

Very recently. These shitposters definitely weren't so frequent in the past.

It got me very confused at first, but it quickly became very clear that there was a difference between actual shota and this garbage these idiots are posting right now. I don't even know why they call their shitposting threads "shota" to begin with. It's mind boggling.

yo delete this and stop lewding shota

im sorry do you have a vagina? You obviously have a vagina. I cant talk to vaginas. sorry. you're life is devoid of meaning because a pussy doesnt close shut when a dick is going in it. dicks get hard when they see what they want. which is lewdddd

Shotas making the best nudity.

this is not me :(

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but then i'd just be a part of some weird dudes trading pictures of anime children.

i only want to be a part of some weird dudes trading pictures of lewd 9s

This guy is a special kind of retard, he comes to every single thread to post the exact same garbage, and say the exact same shit no one, but himself, cares about.

It blows my mind how someone can be this autistic, and keep posting regardless of constant protest from other people who definitely want nothing to do with him.

This is one of the most dedicated retards I've seen in a while. This guys has to be wheelchair bound or something. His levels of autism exceed human comprehension.

can you guys help me find a shota doujin/comic i saw a while ago in one of these threads?

it was about a shota who would pay a homeless guy to do sexual stuff. i think he eventually brings the guy to his home too.

anyone know what im talking about?

everyone knows that this is you

i think i remember someone posting that, the guy turns out to be really handsome right?

I am male.
6'6, long-dicked, bi-scum, well-muscled, and all-in-all plentifully-testosterone'd but I still prefer cute over lewd
I think it's more of an intellectual thing really. I don't know if it's really a fantasy of fucking them or being them, I just like their innocence. I scroll through my folders and it just makes me happy in a particular way other thing cannot

that's a tall cunt

i think so, its been a really long time since i saw it. between that and the one about robin im starting to like doujins more than stand-alone pics

You sound like a creepy pedophile. This isn't "cute" in any way, and you are not "cute" either, you're a very sick individual.

that just screams serial killer dude. I doubt all of the stats you threw out but i can tell you I look at porn because its porn. the shit you're describing is some deep fucking cancer

How old are you? 30? 40? Jesus fuck, you're a weird ass motherfucker. People like you scare me because you really think you're "normal".

You're creepy.

You have obsessions on cuteness.

wtf

kill yourself

and you apparently have an obsession with incessantly responding to the same post

a real shota thread is so much less creepy than everything you've posted

Why in fucks name do you think I think my post is cute.
I think you have some inferior reasoning which leads me to believe you're a woman.
Also I have a girlfriend currently. Genuinely not interested in fucking kids, which is more than you could say for most of the people in this thread.

Stats are all true. I look at porn for porn's sake as well. I think maybe you'd call it some Proustian type involuntary reminiscence stuff if you had to be clinical.

I'm 21

>Genuinely not interested in fucking kids
Yeah, right. After that post I'm definitely taking that into consideration.

Seek help before you hurt somebody.

ill be honest and say I called you out first. but I'be only responded to one your posts each time. everything else was other freaks nominating you as the weirdest of the freaks

>11 posters
>trying to create the impression of communal revulsion

You have problems, dude.

I thought I was weird for liking this shit, but you exceeded my expectations by far. Holy fuck you're weird.

Probably 10 people telling you what is wrong with you while you try to damage control the hardest you can.

Still 11
Also that's not the guy who posted the "most horribly creepy thing ever posted on a thread literally encouraging the sharing of gay pedophilic anime cartoons"
If I didn't know any better I'd say you're projecting something far creepier than myself.

in other news: food

i'm hungry

You're trying to underplay your creepiness by trying shift the blame into somebody else.

I don't even want to imagine what can possibly be creepier than you, to be honest.

Get help.

don't change the subject, isn't this the creepiest thing yet posted in a shota thread?

I'm not sure who posted what anymore. but let's be clear whoever posted this-If I had it I could post a real life picture of a 10 year old boy being fucked a centaur and it would still be less creepy than whatever this is

I can only imagine what you might look like.

When was the last time you went outside? Serious question.

I think I see what the problem is, I can tell you're male by now.

I think you're overreacting to the line " I scroll through my folders and it just makes me happy in a particular way other thing cannot"
When I say particular I don't mean it makes me happier than anything else, I just mean literally in a particular way. So like, for example, if I'm stressed or anxious I just scroll through a folder and I'm reminded that shotas exist in the world and that makes me slightly less stressed

hide his ramblings, don't respond to him.

This isn't normal behavior at all.

Keep responding pls, this is literally more (you)s than I've ever gotten. Except that one time I got super sick digits in a get thread.

Why are you talking to yourself, dude?

I'm really not. It's actually amazing to me that this guy is so appalled by my post.
It was honestly mild-mannered compared to some other stuff I've posted

You. you. no. I cant even say it. You understand when it says (YOU) it means its a response from yourself. no. I cant. I cant believe anyone is this stupid.

are u trying to gaslight me?
sorry 147 iq, you can't

at least contribute to the thread with your craziness

Are you me?

I don't know who I am after all this
[spoiler] he actually did gaslight me, my iq didn't help [/spoiler]

really lights up the ol' gas

Are you so schizo youre playing out a rp in your head with the responses you Re getting?

He's replying to himself for a while. He does that very often.

This guy definitely has issues, especially after the "147 IQ" comment. This is an autistic fuck for sure.

Now you're replying to your own comments to rp a prosecution

This thread is so weird

Everyone pick sides