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Best borders in entire Balkan history.
rofl
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I personally wouldn't mind those. join Serres to Greece too, give northeast macedonia to albania and the rest to bulgaria too while at it
>Vajdasag """"""serbians""""""
wrong
you wouldn't be rofling if it was bulgaria vs greece, little turklet
vajdašag is literally serbian loanword tho
Prepare for Islam balkan subhumans
so you're saying Bulgaria made some very wrong choices overall and ended up as a major loser compared to Greece and Serbia, even Albania in the long run. I agree
insha Allah
>bulgaria
no, a retarded saxe-coburg-gotha autist who didn't tell his generals anything and just attacked
when the salt is just right
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Fucking new ruined my reply
hungarians are much whiter than serbs
balkans 2045
we had those too. thankfully there was Venizelos
it says
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what program is for this
we are literally multicultural tho
not that some backwater starving peasant who killed his own brother over 20 sq m of infertile land would understand that t b h
It's an ungodly mix of many different things. Thing of a country the size of the Balkans with the same ethnic diversity.
Biggest groups are Pasthuns. They are Iranic but closes to the Indian subcontinent genetically and phenotypically and are much braver than both Iranians and Indians. Always when you hear about war in Afghanistan, it's these guys doing the fighting. VERY tribal. The "zai" suffix indicates the tribe. Think of that Pakistani girl, Malala Yousaf-zai.
Tajiks are Persians basically. I am one. Not tribal at all and more intellectual. My father considers Tajiks to be traitors and communists (even though he is one).
Then you have Hazaras, which are Shia Turco-Mongols (look them up). You have various flavors of Turk (Uzbek, Turkmen, Kyrgyz, etc.). You have the Baluch in the south, they are another thing all together. Then you have many other different ethnicities who are smaller.
In the long run we seems to have made the best choices and whilst Serbia is already breathing our dust we will surpass you within 15 years as well malaka. Even 10.
it was a shit reply anyway
just autism, no memes
he's stuttering
that way he pronounces "ne" is typical of erseke
Balkans 2045
economies recover, territory in modern Europe where others are a majority doesn't. I suggest you work out your fertility issues first before worrying about Greece which was better than Bulgaria even before communism
since you seem to need a healthy dose of realism ;)
Who wants territories? Economic outlook is what counts. And you are fucked, no recovery until WW3
Try uploading and choose your mic
Daily reminder that Ghegs are the most powerful race in the world
>tfw when when serbs committing national suicide and will have all but evaporated by 2050 and nobody else had to even lift a finger
i guess albanian art is too abstract for europeans
Holy fuck guys Ataturk was literally Macedonian
His father is from a Macedonian village in west macedonia where they still have a pomak majority
>Ali Riza's family comes from Kodžadžik, a Yörük[15][16] majority village in Centar Župa Municipality, Macedonia
They call themsleves "Yokurs"
From wikipedia:
>The Yörüks, also Yuruks or Yorouks (Turkish: Yörükler; Greek: Γιουρούkοι, Youroúkoi; Bulgarian: юpyци; Macedonian: Jypyци, juruci), are a Turkish ethnic group
He also had blonde hair and blue eyes like most bulgarians in that area
who are the others
are you trolling, bro? do you even know what Yoruks are?
>a retarded saxe-coburg-gotha autist
we still have one :/ thank God his only job is shaking hands
yoruks are nomadic anatolian turks retard
>lives in macedonia
>doesn't know about the yoruks
what the literal fuck
austro hungarian army. so probably a mix of various central euros
pomaks are subhumans that MUST be genocided
delet this post
Bulgarian pomak yes, as I said
why are the shiptarlets wearing towels on their heads
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wrong
eh who cares. Belgians are a capable people. you need good leadership to guide the retards of the Balkans though
at least we never had someone like Leopold but even that guy caused more harm to others than Belgians right? :)
ghegs are based
t. certainly not gheg
hitler considered ghegs honorary aryans for a reason
and hes quoted as saying "if i had 1000 ghegs id conquer the galaxini"
albos here are cute but their diaspora is incredibly pathetic and subhuman desu
just like all balkan diaspora
also fucking die you cancerous cunt stop spamming that shit mongolian cartoon
"If I had 100 /balk/-posters, I could conquer Eurasia"
- Napoleon
tall ones in the front, the manlets in the back. feels like a regular army parade
just finished OC,add your suggestions is it missing something ?
"The bones of all /balk/ posters aren't worth the pinky of one Finnish meme poster"
-Spurdo Spärde
honestly I can't say for certain. maybe I can ask my dad. I dunno if it's cause of ottomans or if that's just traditional dress
yeah, I'm a montenigger albanian and am 6'3'' as well. it's not even that tall compared to some of my cousins
does dua lipa have bologna nipples
kek
whos theg ril? is it who i think it is?
True, I believe the official number is 15 million Congolese killed, and all in the days when it was his personal property. It only became a Belgian colony when he died.
The guy was a veritable swine, at the end of his life he married a 16-year old Parisian prostitute called Blanche Delacroix and disinherited his whole royal family. He was said to tell her "you are very, very beautiful' to which she replied "and you are very, very old". When he died she took a good part of the Congo fortune and fled to the USA, where she spend it all in a record time (a decade or so) and died in extreme poverty.
Before he married her he made her a baroness ("de Vaughan") and made 2 sons with her, the descendants are still to this day high Belgian nobility.
FYROM BTFO
ebim XD
>tfw not born in ex-colonial power
life is pain
only zergs will respond to this out of butthurt but it's shit
because your only retort is to make up shit while we have real memes like shipo mafija
what are you going to do next, draw a monkey and say monkeydonians btfo?
Seems like a regular member of the royal class tbqh.
>his family is still royalty
day of the rope when?
no man, generally other diaspora are good lads, name 1 bad /balk/ diaspora
i will cleanse fyrom of all the albanian scum in there
Shqips have nothing on us Macedonian aryans
Because of Leopold I dislike Belgium
when I draw stinky fumes I always add a few flies buzzing around it
try it, you'll see it enhances the effect
You have been visited by based Miftari
If you don't reply you'll never be a ledjend
RELEASE MY PAIN, BASED MIFTARI
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Thank you USA
t.butthurt
It's a shit meme retard
You have no proof we have gap teeth or shit hygiene
Or other subhuman Albanian traits
Иди ce зacтpeляй c мизepнитe cи пocтoвe.
Aкo глeбapкитe ce oпитaт дa нaпpaвят мизepия тyк, aз личнo щe изyчa Typcкия, щe cи cмeня имeтo зa дa нe личи, чe cъм Бългapин и щe тpъгнa дa тpeпя гoлeмцитe им.
Пъpвo щe зaпoчнa oт ниcкитe пocтoвe зa дa нaмaлee пoдкpeпaтa зa гoлямaтa хлeбapкa.Пocлe щe ce пpeхвъpля към тpлъcтитe хлeбapки нa въpхa и щe ги пpичaквaм в ceнкитe, щe избия и ceмeйcтвaтa им, и кoгaтo нe e ocтaнaл кoй дa я пoдкpeпя, щe кaтypнa и тлъcтaтa хлeбapкa нa въpхa Epдoлaйнoтo.
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MONKEYDONIANS BTFO
It must have took so much butthurt to make that in the first place and now you act like you've got the upper hand and we're the butthurt ones
Kek monkeydonians btfod
Zerg subhuman
>whole_albanian_gdp
what is he saying? i dont understand shit
That stuff is all Greek though, theres tons of greek youtube videos insulting macedonia.
Zergs BTFO
Yep, best book to read about their lifestyle is any work by De Sade
Current one has no power and isn't a bad guy, but we're everything but royalists. (We even named a park after an illegitimate child of the former king he refuses to acknowledge). Still, it is a compromise, like everything in this country, and a president also costs money, about as much as a emasculated monarch.
We pretty much all dislike Leopold II here, only the nobility still hails him and waves all criticism away as "British jealousy". But they're only like 0.3% of the total population.
I think they are richer than you nowadays desu
Nema pojak od ninja
Ja za niv dusa davam
Koljam pukam reketiram i plata imam 2000 evra mesecno
Ke im gi ebes li zenite na nasite dusmani?
Ke im ebam zena, dete, macok ke ebam kuka
shiptari BTFO
Join us and you are free
How to marry a Belgian nobility qt
based lol
post interesting hypothetical situations
>if the Balkans were untouched by communism and the Ottomans
Dua is my waifu
That coin is a WW2 Switzerland coin. I think some coin nerd would buy it for a huge sum but anyway I wouldn't sell it
Slavs and Albanians*
fixed
>le ottomans destroyed balkans meme again
brb throwing up
albanians are slavs
lipa thread? lipa thread