You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size

You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.

What are you going to spend it on and why?

one for my dick
two for my height
and i dont know the last three for my index finger or something

Throw 1 inch on that donger to get up to 7.5 and the rest on height because shortfuck compared to Amazonians in my town (5'8")

1 for my height and the other 5 on my leg hair

what are you?
fuckin e.t.?

I want that 13inch dick

all six for my dick so i could be a nigger

Ok, one on my dick and the rest on my height.

i wanna be seven foot okay

2 on height
4 on dick
No explanation required.

all 6 on penis

I'm 6'4"

... so I guess I've got a 12.5 inch long dick now.

look at this loser with his 10 inch penis, stacy gonna leave you after i whip out my 12.5

ALL ON HEIGHT, BITCHES FALL FOR YOUR HEIGHT NOT YOUR DICK AT FIRST

3' to height and 3' to mein wiener.

I'm 6'1"-6'2"ish, so another few inches would put me firmly in the "tall" category. My dong is ~5.5", so another 3" would put me well above average without having it be too long.

6 on height
I'm 5'8" but my dick sometimes dips in toilet water when I shit, so I don't need it to ENGAGE SUBMARINE MODE

shit sitting peasant detected, shit while standing up

Probably height, my gf is super tiny and I already can't fit inside her. Plus I know she's into that whole guys 6 feet tall and shit. So this would put me at 6"3'.

Already have 7 inch dick and 6 foot 2 so I guess I'd just take the extra 6 inches on my height and dunk on motherfuckers

6 for height. Penis size doesn't matter if you can't get someone to use it on to start with anyways, that's would make me,

2 for my height so I'm 5"6 . And 4 for my dick to make it 7 inches

6 inches on tongue.
Don't need to be taller and happy with my dick.
But a prehensile tongue of that length? That's a game changer.

two for dick girth
one for dick length
three for height
I'm already 6'2 might as well be sure the manlets are in their place

OP here, realized that I haven't done this myself, so here's my input.
2 on height
4 on penis
That'll make my height about uhh, 6'5" and 10.5" benis

I'm tall as shit right now, I'm gonna put it all in muh diq

Its faggots like you who get shit on the fucking toilet seat.
I used to never understand how that was possible. Until I heard guy stand up to shit in public places to avoid making contact with the seat.

All 6 for a tail. Chicks love guys with tails, right?

3 inches for each nipple.

He's trying to imply that he is satisfied and/or highly confident in his height and penis size. So he can just fuck around with the remaining three inches.

already 6 foot 3 and 8 inch dick, i'd put 2 inches into dick girth and 4 on dick length, put the last 2 inches in height

2 for height, making me 6"5
4 for dick, making me 10
I have become death, destroyer of worlds

1 to my penis and 5 to my height

I wanna be able to dunk with both hands
Like, grab the rim and everything

2 for height gets me 6 ft
4 for dick gets me 11 inches.
maybe girl will finally talk to me

This thread has the funniest anons ever

Dick length "4, "2 for width of dick. My dick is tiny which bothers me a lot more than being short.

1.5 for my dick and 4.5 for my height, putting me at 8" on my dick and 5"11 respectively

3 in height and 3 for penis.

Rip user, short and has a 3' dick

I mean... Probably make my dick an even 7" long and end up 6' 5.5" realistically. 5.5" circumference and 2.5" diameter is probably good enough. Maybe take an inch off height to round out the last two. But that's nit necessary.

Poor fella

Yeah, but consider it's going to just kinda BE in your mouth most of the time. That's 6" less room you have in your mouth. I gotta imagine that'd be uncomfortable.

2" on my dick making it to 8", rest on my height to be 6'4", I would then have an above average dick with an above average height. I would still be a fat fuck though, so not sure how it would help in the dating scene.

Id put it all in my dick having a 12.5 inch dick would be incredible. Anyof you faggots who say otherwise is because no girl ever sees your sick anyway

No thanks. I don't need or want pity inches.

Already 6' 2" with a 9" cock with 6.5" girth..

Would add 1" to girth of cock because my hands and height make my cock look average..

2" to height for a little more alpha as most people are my height..

Add 1.5" to girth of each bicep.

pic related, its me.

All inches on dick obviously

>Anyof you faggots who say otherwise is because you understand how fucking difficult that'd be for your heart to maintain an erection
FTFY

solid math

All 6 in dick. anyone who says otherwise is lying

I love how you guys just disregard the penis-size-or-height rule

What if the genie giving you the inches gets angry and takes away your dick entirely

Don't project your insecurities on all of us.
I am happy with my 8 incher.

this

I'm just shy of 5'11 with an average yet girthy 5.5 inch dick. 60/40 split
6'2 almosr '3 with a thick 8 inch cock? Yeeee boi

I'd put it all to my penis because I'm already 6'5"

All 6 to penis. I'm already 6'6", I don't really need anymore height.

It appears you can't read. Allow me to assist you.

>You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.

In that sentence "that you can spend between" means you're able to mix and match. Nowhere does OP say you have to make an "or" choice.

2.5" on height making me 6'6"
2" on cock getting me up to about 8"

Last 1.5... split the difference between the two?

Alpha height, nice

where the fuck do you see "or" faggot?

2 for dick

and i will give the 4 left to any doubles in the thread

1.5 inch for the dick, 4.5 for height

three inches taller and three inches longer

All 6 to penis because I'm already 7 "4 and my cock is already a solid 9 inches.

I'm just going to use it to grow another dick.

1 on penis
5 on height

>i heard tall people die sooner

all dick bby

I'm 6ft. 1 so all six of those inches is going to my dick. I'd be a foot long.

4 on height and 2 on the dong. So I would be about 6'1 and 9'. I would just hope that I would keep my high metabolism.

I'd put it all into penis as I'm only 6" but I'm 6'2 but I suppose 1 or 2" taller would be OK.

So 4" into penis, 2" to height.

I don't want to be taller, I want to stay short. I'll take three of those for an 8" cock and leave the rest. I'll even add some height inches back into the pile for surplus on your end.

I'm 6'1 working with 6.5 so 4-2 so i can get big and have enough blood to work the drill breaker.

2 for dick size and I've got a more than respectable 8 inches. 4 for height and I'm 6'1". Now I'm tall and have a big penis. What could go wrong?

>You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.

I'm a Republican who is doing just fine in the height and penis size area.
So I would donate the 6 inches to a Democrat who would then immediately become a Republican because they were no longer short with a tiny dick.

I'm already slighter larger than average down there, so I'd put 5 inches to my height (I'm 5'11") and one inch to my cock.
There's a point where your cock can be too big, anything larger than 7 inches would just be too painful for OP when I make him the faggot he is

Yeah, at least squat over the toilet. And lift the seat if you're gonna do that, too.

One for my dick, two for my height.

Lands me at 9" and 6'4". 4 and 3/4 if you wanna get picky.

I'll take cash for the last 3 inches or give them to a Manley in need. Nobody should have that curse on them.

>I stir shit up in facebook comment sections on my free time

3inch in dick gives me a 9ich dick and makes me 6"1'. I think I'll be good with that

everything in nature dies sooner than smaller versions of that species. Which I think is why women outlive men.

Need more penis size
So 12 inches it is now.

Put 3 into penis throw the rest away

Oh, I'll take one inch from that pile to put into my dick girth. And another 2 to split between the fingers on bother hands just to have slightly more graceful hands. That should do it.

2 inches in dick length, 1.5 in girth. The rest 2.5 I will donate to a bro in need.

5.6 inch cock now, and I'm 5 foot 7 inch now, so I'd probably go extra 2 inch on dicks to go from average as fuck slightly larger and the rest on height to get out of true manlet-dom

Donate it to your wifes son Tyrone so he can get better at basketball and you wont have to pay for his college.

6" in the neck so that I can stretch over long distances and tell people to stop being such chucklefucks and also the fact that I could look through a 2 story building and watch someone having sex with their dog or something then I can upload that to Pornhub or something and have everyone call me a sick fuck but when I have their attention I'll bust out my long neck, swood a lady over and then end up in bed with my dog since I realised uploading that got me famous the 1st time.

Yeah, Snowflake.
You're cool.

2 for benis
2 for height
2 for facial hair

I want a beard.

3 in height 3 in dick

I'm a ftm tranny, so my clitdick is about 3in when hard. Since I'm a tranny, I'm also 5'4''.

3 for my dick and 3 for my height. At least then I would be comparable to your average male. Not bad.

Fuck it, why not.

1 inch for height
2 inches for dick length
3 for width.

It appears that you're a fucking idiot

Fucking degenerate.

Not as happy as you'd be with 14 inches.

y'all knuckleheaded. It's obvious ... put 2 each in your forefinger and indexfinger and a further 2 in your tongue. sure shes had a massive cock and been with tall guys but has she ever been finger blasted with 2 6 inch fingers and a 6 inch tounge. She wont ever leave you I promise.

kill yourself if german

How big is your flaccid penis?
A) 0-3 inches
B) 4-5 inches
C) 6-7 inches
D) grande size

How big is your ERECT penis?
A) 0-3 inches
B) 4-5 inches
C) 6-7 inches
D) grande size

How fat are you?
A) 100-200 pounds
B) 200-300 pounds
C) grande size

What are you?
A) white
B) nigger
C) other

>happy
You misspelled "unconscious".

I will finally get a 12 inch penis now.

3 for dick length
1.5 for dick girth
1.5 for height