Make a better egg

make a better egg
protip cant

POACHED ARE THE BEST YOU FAT FUCK

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>Eating eggs
Disgusting. All you egg esters need to kill yourselves. Eggs are revolting, and anyone who would eat one does not have himan taste buds. You should die.

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Nice egghead

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And, you didn't fry it Long enough. It's still raw on top.

>claims to have perfect egg
>not even a pinch of pepper

Motherfucker you need Jesus

10/10 Eggo

>no salt
>no pepper

How about making the yoke centered not off to the side fag.

enjoy your salmonella.

Ikura

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protip: put a lit on the pan to cook the egg on top quicker.

LID, GOD FUCKING DAMN MY FAT FINGERS.

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