Why are Americunts so retarded?

Why are Americunts so retarded?

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damn now i want some cheddar.

They even have the retarded imperial system

decades of unregulated mercury emitted from power plants

We aren't retarded, faggot. Who do you think landed the first man on the moon?

Literally the only thing America accomplished during the space race... retard

because Jewish companies control them

Eurofags are worse, they let refugees in

Other countries can't help but go down on America.

- Poor public schooling.
- Poor healthcare.
- Too much focus on capitalism.

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>richest country in the world
>best universities in the world even with the liberal cancer
>most sophisticated biomedical technology available (europeans need to learn to actually work and pay for things)

Drugs, alcohol, cheap food, reality TV, free porn and guns.

There are too many jews in Americunt.

And how many times has your country been to the moon?

You don't have free porn??

Why do you constantly bitch about us? It's sad really

German/Nazi scientists, who were developing the V2 missiales and that got "political asylum" in teh US and jewish scientists, who were fleeing mainland Europe. You do not even know the hisoty of your own country ignorant peasant!

I don't do drugs.
I don't drink Alcohol.
Cheap food? You've never been to Starbucks.
Nobody watches reality TV, except for Honey BooBoo
Free Porn. Guilty.
Guns. Fuck yea, 'MURICA! Have fun trying to protect yourself with sporks.

Food
>statbucks....
I rest my case!

Why is every other country sooooo concerned with America. Jealous much?

^^^>is that a full house

Seriously.

she even has Popsi if she get's thirsty.
>she needs communism to lose weight

Every country is a closet homosexual aside from America, Russia, and China.

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Yeah, you're right. No satellite communications, space shuttle, the tool required to stretch your asshole enough for your fucking slavic head to emerge...

>Popsi
>Get's

LEARN ENGLISH, you stupid fucking cunt.

>fun trying to protect yourself

Protect yourself from what? Other people with guns? Sounds like a zero-sum game.

To be fair for all we know that fat guy is dying from cancer or something and decided he just doesn't give a flying fuck anymore. I'm not going to judge a guy based on a meme they made of him.
One time a fat friend of mine used a motorized shopping cart because she hurt her knee working at the nursing home. Ironically it was picking up an even larger woman that did it to her. She fucking refused to use a cane.

George Soros bio engineered mole people. Duh.
Well that and the blacks.

So clearly not from Europe then?

This makes me sad for some reason.
I know I really shouldn't pity these disgusting monstrosities, as they became them from their own choice, but I can't help and feel bad knowing they'll never experience life as anything except a slave to food.

Protect yourself from crazy fucks like ted bundy or maybe some isis fag. Sorry you don't have real threats in your country because it's a fucking pussyfest.

Why are Eurocucks so poor?
Why are Eurocucks so cucked?
Why do Europoors have bad teeth?
Shall I continue?

Please tell me how many times you've protected yourself with your gun versus how many times it made your 2" penis hard thinking about how you totally -could- if you had the chance.

Where do you live and when was your life ever threatened? Also if you live in a shit hole maybe move?

why are Americans so...

Niggers.

None because I'm not the legal age to own a gun yet. But I see stories everyday about would be robberies or even mass murders prevented with a bullet. So suck my 2" cock.

Yes my life has been threatened and when it was I wish I had a piece on me. I live in Kentucky which is a fairly peaceful state but crime and mentally ill people are in every nook and cranny of the world now there is no safe place dumbass.

Why are you so cucked tho? Enjoy your Mohammeds and Patels faggot.

>underage b&
K

Patels rule everything

I'm 20 must be 21 to carry concealed weapon.

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Good thread OP

my sides, lost

Literally everyone should own a gun (except niggers), there's no reason not to own one.
>Blacks can protect their community from niggers
>Asians can protect their stores from niggers
>Whites can hunt, provide for their family, and stop muggings from niggers
>Hispanics can remove other Hispanics
>Terrorists can get cucked when we show them how to properly shoot a gun

The thing is if other countries had access to the same pleasures we have the whole world would be fucking fat and unhappy like us too. I'm convinced it's human nature to take the easy way In life.

Kentucky theres the answer. And you are right there is no safe place. What your also forgetting is if someone wanted you dead you would be dead. Not gonna quick draw a serial killer or isis. Also maybe just not be a cunt to people?

guns are made for kill black people

Who said I was a cunt to people? I'm polite as fuck. Bitch.

They're a tool, killing black people is just one of the things they can be used.
Use your imagination, you can actually kill anything with guns.

yeah, wtf. Are Europoors so stupid they can't go on Bing and search "boobs" or "Asian vomit porn"?

Germans! You know the name "Wernher von Braun"?

Lol. You should go into comedy. But you might shoot some drunk dude threating you so maybe just stay inside? Podcasts?

Niggers with knifes or whatever they can get their hands on. You clearly don't have niggers in your country or you wouldn't even need to as such a stupid question.

>>richest country in the world
You might want to check out some of the richest countries in the worlds list... you're not even in the top 10. You have a lot of rich as fuck people, but when it comes to GDP, you're not that great.

>best universities in the world even with the liberal cancer

And universities are now public educations? No. It's private. You have great private education, but the majority of your country has to go to public school, which is lax. And that's why you're not rated very highly when it comes to education.

Same with healthcare. If you can afford it, it's top notch... but a lot of people just can't.

You are prime example of why the US is a failure. You live in a "me me me" society. You do not give two fucks about anyone but yourself. This is also why you seem to think you've got the best education and are the richest country, when you're not.

So basically you like to shit on america because we don't bend over backwards to help stupid niggers and trailer trash?

he can triforce tho

America is the greatest country on the planet.

Lol i mean you can shit on America for its puppet on the right or left system. All the wars and cia operations. Treatment of all peoples. Like you don't even have to narrow it down.

I think you're all forgetting the point here....america can kick all of your asses off the face of the planet. so go fuck yourself

No, I shit on your country because poor morons like you think that because the rich in your country have the best healthcare, the best education, that somehow makes America great... yeah for them. But you sit there and defend a country whose whole modern system is designed to keep people like you dumb, and without the ability to really get a head in life.

Nope. The Iraq war nearly bankrupted your fucking country. And that's a shithole country.

You've got all these WMD, but you can't fucking use them.

The dude is Canadian you idiot.

So could Rome and they still got raped and pillaged by barbarians

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Americans are not all Retarded look at Quicksand Man he was genius

someone didnt get accepted into an American university....

The average person in America (minus niggers) lives a better life than the average citizen of any other country, period.

oh ya? go talk to japan

More people die in violent crimes in USA than in Mexico (Even whit the narco shit)

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No they don't.

Once more you only think this but if you actually looked up Best countries to live in (based on Health, Education, Jobs, Cost of Living, Quality of Life, and Happiness) The US once more doesn't make the top 10 list.

you mean George W. Bush

Right, based on some bullshit criteria that the UN sets.

edgy

>More people die in violent crimes in USA than in Mexico (Even whit the narco shit)

CORRECTION:
More people die in DOCUMENTED violent crimes in USA than in Mexico.

It's so fucking easy to hide a murder in Mexico.

ALSO:
"United States is about 5 times bigger than Mexico. Mexico is approximately 1,964,375 sq km, while United States is approximately 9,833,517 sq km. Meanwhile, the population of Mexico is ~123 million people (201 million more people live in United States)."

GTFO.

Ah.. so why didn't you nuke Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Vietnam?

You can't use those WMD anymore, because a lot of other countries have got them and the US doesn't want to risk sparking WWIII. Those rich people that run the US only stay rich if the world doesn't end.

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You mean, overall health of the nation is bullshit?
You mean, overall happiness of the nation is bullshit?
You mean, overall education of the nation is bullshit?
etc...


Jesus when you Americans can't win at something you get fucking retarded.

Americunts BTFO!

In America, you can go from living in the hood to buying a house in a white neighborhood at 22. Good luck with that in Europe with 45% taxes.

The average US citizen is being pelted with radio waves and other frequencies from all directions (honestly we all are), mind control thru tv media is a huge factor, also, fastfood is plastic; that'll make anyone dumbed down when that's all they eat for years.

The criteria are bullshit and you know it.

ask yourself this, do you really think trump gives a shit? I don't think so...

We would be better off throwing money into a furnace than giving surgery to people that actively choose to swallow up resources and die early without providing anything to the rest of us, and by making this something acceptable for a first world country to do we are actively reversing most of the good we do in the world.
Fatasses need to be fuckin taxed, because freedom of choice doesn't mean shit when it costs the rest of ass metric fuckloads of money. If you want to be a retard and destroy yourself in the most selfish way possible you need to pay for it.

Health, education = bullshit criteria for "best of".. American Logic that.

>The average US citizen is being pelted with radio waves and other frequencies from all directions

So fucking what? It does nothing. We were bombarded with radio waves before we started making it ourselves.

>mind control thru tv media is a huge factor
lol

>fastfood is plastic
LO FUCKING L

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It's eh how you say le hoax because I am a French le faggot that can't that the US did something amazing. Baggett.

Jesus you're fucking dumb if you think Trump can just decided to Nuke someone. The liberals might think Trump is some Dictator, and he fucking acts like one, but there are checks and balances to make sure the President can't just start WWIII.

how do you know she's american? She looks to be a eurofag to me

american here

Perfectly healthy, happy and educated....so who exactly are you talking about?

Too be fair a lot of American food products are outright banned in other countries do to preservatives and additives that are harmful. you know you've got some fucked standards for food. when even countries like China say "we can't have this US candy because one of the dyes in it increases the risk of cancer.

all of your well thought out arguments... and no one gives a shit