/tennis/ - FedGOAT edition

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TV:No idea fampai
Australia: 7
Europe Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/atp-men
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/wta-women


>Brackets
espn.com/tennis/bracket?
tournamentId=154&type=1

men
14:00 Wawrinka (4) - Seppi
14:00 Murray (1) - Zverev
16:30 Tsonga (12) - Evans
19:00 Federer (17) - Nishikori (5)

wimmin
11:00 Pavlyuchenkova (24) - Kuznetsova (8)
12:30 Barthel - Williams (13)
16:00 Cirstea - Muguruza Blanco (7)
20:30 Kerber (1) - Vandeweghe

AUS time

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Fuck Federer and fuck white people

First for kyrGOAT

damn she ugly

Ahahahaha

fuck off cuck

>tfw tsonga takes it all

paki cunt, kill yourself

this
I'm seeing a lot of ugly Holly pics lately, start putting up the cute ones again m8

Woke up this morning.
I suddenly realized.
We're all in this together.

FEDERER IS DONE

YEAAAHHHH!

GO KEI

kek Fed makes a comback and loses anyway

Serena will win.

>all for naught
>all for naught
>all for naught
>all for naught

...

amen

more like one and only

FEDERER ON SUICIDE WATCH

Second set 6-1 Fed

DAI NIPPON TEIKOKU BANZAI

fed in 4 he has all the momentum

Who ya backing for the inevitable Nishi Rafa final?

>at least he didn't get bageled..

J U S T

We're all in this together.

Fucking weeb ruining Fed REEE

You mad?

Give your energy to Nishikori Sup Forums

...

Sorry /tennis/ the Ausfailians just got btfo of /cric/ and they had to run somewhere. Enjoy.

>4 years ago Wawrinka played Djokovic in that 5 hour epic

Where did the time go lads?

no I'm not I'm fine

my wife just came back in the room and laughed at Federer I love her so much

Predictions for this game?

>I've achieved absolutely nothing between then and now
doesn't feel great desu

Was she getting culturally enriched?

I think you mean bleeted at federer.

muh dick

Nishikori in straight sets.

how does your wifes son feel about fed?

fuck me that was actually 4 years ago

Same

we don't have any kids, she did an abortion all six times

Anime will win

Who /faithful/ here?

Not only have I not achieved anything, my "life" went backwards SIGNIFICANTLY.

Did she tell the fathers?

Fed better beat this nipper fuck or I'm gonna lose it.

Praise Kek, Texas!

australian on holiday or with a proxy?

>watching that at my mums before she moved two states away
:(

fuck me those games were goat as fuuuuuck

>believing the ol two states away lie

I'm sorry user, she went to gaol.

Who nish/a/kori here?

...

What is Nishikori's favourite anime?

B-but I've been to her place, its on the beach

Baby steps ofc

Just because he is a slope doesn't mean he likes cartoons mate,

>Karenposting

well good thing you're here on 4chin to bitch about it senpai

Prince of tennis

Mom Zverev is a nice milf
twitter.com/AustralianOpen/status/823097582670921729/video/1

>Battle of Brisbane
>This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women
> a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers

Im sorry but you're grandfathers were cucked

Americans were assholes
>Due to white American resentment towards African-American access to dance halls and for associating with "white girls on the streets of Brisbane", troops of the U.S. 208th Coast Artillery rioted for 10 nights in March 1942, fighting against African-Americans from the 394th Quartermaster Battalion.
>FUCKING RACEMIXERS RRREEEEE
>American military police assaulting or killing black troops simply for crossing the Brisbane River.

wtf I hate white Americans now

Day release mate. Sorry. Lot's of family members have been to that house.

>your mum will never hug you when you're not wearing a shirt

>mfw all the fb normies support Fed but don't even watch tennis REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I reckon Monfils would have about 3 Grand Slams by now if he didn't just get bored halfway through the match and just start trying trick shots. Henri Leconte did it as well, apparently (minus the trick shots). What is it about frogs that makes them so unmotivated?

Alex is a good looking guy

no homo

Cowboy Bebop

Oddly enough? My grandparents were toddlers during the war and their parents were all too old - for example my grandfather was born in 39 while his oldest sister was born in 1913.
I actually have no soldiers in my family history.

Fucking university cuck

>your mom never showed you affection, ever

classic gimmick

dat fucking backhand overhead

pretty gutted fed put in all that effort to make the comeback in the first set and it was all for nothing

ah well...

>Kei stopped using barricadas
Worst shoes desu
Ubersonic>vapors>ballistec>shit>barricade>Utter shit>Novak pro

>its a backhand into the net episode.

>le backhand into the net guy

Tfw kei mitsubishi beats the fed

As soon as the point becomes a rally you just fucking know that Federer's going to dump the ball into the net.
Maybe he should practice with the net raised a few inches.

are you some LIDL clerk or something?

Fedechoke is old and busted

quads of truth...i agree

or a bigger ball

Not necessarily, Nishi isn't known for his stamina, plus it would have been bad for his confidence otherwise.

ubersonics are so good. fucking hurt my knee using them tho. shit made me run everything down
switched 2 asics

You HAVE to fuck Mauresmo or S. Williams, who do you choose and why?

Gochiusa

>le backhand into the tramlines man

Dude you just described my dream

Williams not into trannies

serena
big booty and something about black girls having pink pussies around dark skin makes me hard AF

Masturbate

You mean purple?

ANDY

LOST?

>le hit le ball into le net man

I like Nishi, he's just 4cm taller than me, finally someone who isn't >6ft3

Damn that's thicc