>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
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>Turn off computer.
>tell her to leave so i can play spiderman 2 pizza missions
ask her why there is a staircase in her bedroom
You should ask nicely. Women are people to
she broke into my room i'm not in the mood
Fair
>not in the mood
that's woman talk
Tell her to get the fuck out I prefer my dog anyway.
Fact
only thing i'm ever in the mood for is spiderman 2 pizza missions
Neck beard
>first post best post
also
>checked
Thank you user. You get a gold star for the day
>turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Walking backwards?
this is why you will never feel the inside of a vagina
Vaginas are the most overrated thing ever
>says a guy who's never been inside one
they will not satisfy my need to get best speedrun time for spiderman 2 pizza missions
He said as he masturbated using his own tears as lubrication.
hello newfriend
>everyone whose life doesn't revolves around pussy is a virgin
call the cause there is a strange probably drugged up woman in my house
anyone who's life revolves around sidequests in a 13 year old licensed movie vidya game is a permavirgin
What any honorable man would do - Drop my pants, bend her over and ream her pussy
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
No dick, No smash
>rape
Fag
this is the only logical answer.
Have a gf, sorry
Show pussy
Real girl doll don't count. Sorry
No doll. Like a human being. With a vagina. And a utherus and shit.
honk her fake tits
Timestamp for proof
is she pretty enough to pass up on this?
I'm not posting a pic of her pussay, my man. Fap to pornhub.
Too photoshopped.
Any picture of your cake gf will do.
Be with her in about hald an hour, have to drive back home. Will deliver if thread still alive.
good
who wants more?
I
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put on her diaper, and put her back in her crib
Join discord.io
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At first I was gonna fuck her, but then she has a bellybutton ring and that ugly ass tattoo?
Shoot that bitch for breaking into my god damn house.