Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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>Turn off computer.

>tell her to leave so i can play spiderman 2 pizza missions

ask her why there is a staircase in her bedroom

You should ask nicely. Women are people to

she broke into my room i'm not in the mood

Fair

>not in the mood
that's woman talk

Tell her to get the fuck out I prefer my dog anyway.

Fact

only thing i'm ever in the mood for is spiderman 2 pizza missions

Neck beard

>first post best post
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>checked

Thank you user. You get a gold star for the day

>turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Walking backwards?

this is why you will never feel the inside of a vagina

Vaginas are the most overrated thing ever

>says a guy who's never been inside one

they will not satisfy my need to get best speedrun time for spiderman 2 pizza missions

He said as he masturbated using his own tears as lubrication.

hello newfriend

>everyone whose life doesn't revolves around pussy is a virgin

call the cause there is a strange probably drugged up woman in my house

anyone who's life revolves around sidequests in a 13 year old licensed movie vidya game is a permavirgin

What any honorable man would do - Drop my pants, bend her over and ream her pussy

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

No dick, No smash

>rape

Fag

this is the only logical answer.

Have a gf, sorry

Show pussy

Real girl doll don't count. Sorry

No doll. Like a human being. With a vagina. And a utherus and shit.

honk her fake tits

Timestamp for proof

is she pretty enough to pass up on this?

I'm not posting a pic of her pussay, my man. Fap to pornhub.

Too photoshopped.

Any picture of your cake gf will do.

Be with her in about hald an hour, have to drive back home. Will deliver if thread still alive.

good

who wants more?

I

...

put on her diaper, and put her back in her crib

Join discord.io/blackout for nudes! !!!! ^^

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At first I was gonna fuck her, but then she has a bellybutton ring and that ugly ass tattoo?

Shoot that bitch for breaking into my god damn house.