What's it like to take a big hard cock in your mouth Sup Forums? I've been wondering...

What's it like to take a big hard cock in your mouth Sup Forums? I've been wondering..Also ITT gayest thing you've ever done, gay experiences

What's it like to get a huge load blown on your face, thinking about giving myself a facial

You won't like it. Not the first time. Especially if you live in your parents house and do it in the bathroom. The first thing you will see when you get that cum remorse is you in the mirror with sperm on your face.

But keep doing it and you will get used to it. Eventually you'll be a total cum pig. Just the way we like them.

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>gayest thing you've ever done

When I was about 13/14 I could suck my own cock.

Had a threesome with a gay couple I knew/trusted. Was fun but not crazy about three way, was really only attracted to one of them. My wife gives me hall passes sometimes to meet with another guy we both know as a treat. Pretty solid, dick is fun sometimes.

My wife gave herself a lifetime hall pass. Me too. But all I ever really wanted was her so...I guess she won that game.

>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

do it, and if you don't like it the first time, do it again

>Asks about gay experiences
>posts chick sucking dick
Great job, /b.
All too true, lol.

Why do you want to get your dick sucked by a guy? If you couldn't blow your load at 15 with one then there's no way you can blow now. I've got a great ass but you think I'll show up at your place so you can push some rope into me? Hell no.

Ha yeah I get you. As much as I look around at other women sometimes, I really don't ever have a desire to sleep with any of them, pretty much set on her and only her.

As far as men, it comes in waves or whatever. One week or two I'll be craving it and then not so much for another couple weeks.

It's a bit of a weird dynamic, kinda don't ask don't tell but she trusts me I trust her and we have no reason not to trust that guy so it works for now

It's not that I couldn't cum, I definitely would have if we had more time. I have this weird sort of thing with cumming where it takes forever for me to cum while standing. If I'm sitting or lying down it's fine, but if I'm standing it takes a while.

I might as well get this off my chest

>break up with high school girlfriend a month or so into college
>later that night I'm feeling wild and I want to take my mind off of her
>set tinder interest to men
>within an hour I match with a guy on campus and tell him that I'm horny
>he asks me to come over to his room
>I've never hooked up with a guy, but you could say I was "bi-curious"
>get to his room and feel nervous
>ask for a drink
>down the vodka he gives me in record time
>let's do this
>we start kissing on his bed
>hmm if I close my eyes it isn't that bad
>our pants come off
>he's got a pretty thick cock and a decent length too
>we start frotting with our dicks together
>eventually I suck him off a little bit
>it was pretty thick, so it was difficult
>he sucks me off
>feels nice
>we try 69ing for a bit
>cycle through frotting, giving each other blowjobs, and kissing
>he turns me over and asks if it's ok if he fucks me
>well this is it
> I say "sure"
>He grabs a condom
>he can't get it in because we don't have lube and he's too big
>oh well
>I eventually cum while frotting
>instant regret
>he wants to cuddle
>I just want to get the hell out of there
>I leave and go back to my room
>feel disgusted with myself
>find his facebook account and block it
>ignore him when seeing him around campus again

It was an interesting experience. Not sure if I'd want to do something like it again. Maybe.

Literally my life. Though I only really ever hook up with one guy I know. He has a girlfriend, and before this girl he and I had a couple threesome when we were younger. But yeah, once in a while he and I will fuck each other. My wife doesn't mind at all. She does tease me sometimes though. Haha.

It's good times for sure. I always get a laugh from the confused guys on here agonizing over whether or not they're gay, seems like a miserable way to live. I think people like us have the best of both worlds and without sacrificing good healthy relationships too

Does she call you faggot? I think the cornerstone of any successful marriage is the wife acknowledging that her husband's greatest fantasy is to be a bigger cock loving slut than her. Then the competition is on. It's a race to see who can swallow more loads than the other. It's better than board games all week.

I was in the urinal, I reached my hand up to flush it but the back of my hand slapped the guy's 2 inch cock

>be me
>25 at the time
>did cocaine with colleague after week of hard work
>started getting micropenis but horny af
>colleague same
>get naked and start to jerk each other
>be curious af and start sucking him off
>sucking like mad for about 15 minutes
>eat cum
>best feeling ever

Micropenis? From cocaine?

The gayest thing I ever did was suck a big gay dick

>horny so I went to one of those dark room porno cabin deals
>you walk around in a towel until you find someone you like then you go watch porn together
>nervous as hell coz never done nothing like it but the horn has taken me and I have a mighty thirst
>be a pretty good looking guy so all these averagefags want some and they're all pawing at me
>suddenly realise what it must be like to be a chick, fuck that
>see a good looking dude
>I must admit the gay hook up process is wayyyyyy more straight forward
>we make eye contact
>approach each other and literally grind our cocks together through the towels
>fall into a cabin together
>he's rough, pinching my nips and spanking me
>he goes for the kiss but miss me with that gay shit you homo
>take his cock out and suck it
>it's big and warm
>tastes alright I suppose
>but the action, the act of blowing penis, now this I could get used to
>I master it in under ten minutes, deepthroating and everything
>wonder why all the lazy bitches who ever blew me didn't make more effort this shit is easy
>can feel that his nut is rising and push him away
>dizzy with my own slutiness I put a rubber on him and turn around
>wasn't even planning on this but I let him take my ass virginity
>this time it's more like the act itself isn't so amazing but the thoughts I'm having are horny as hell
>mmm I'm a slut, I'm a whore for this dick, stuff like that
>get so turned on I almost cum, it's like I can feel my nut rising just from being fucked
>jerk myself off but I can't ejaculate, the position doesn't allow me a good stroke
>suddenly not really into it anymore
>push him off me and take the rubber off him
>he's standing so I get behind him and put him in a headlock while I jack him off
>he spurts all over the wall and goes limp
>that's enough for me, towel back on and leave
>go home and jerk off about what a dirty little slut I was

arranged to meet an older guy and got gangbanged by four old dudes on viagra

shit was cash (literally $200)

Takes some time but now I like it

No clue. It never occurred to me to try that sissy shit. Ask your mom.

Fuck that's hot

I'm sitting here in an oversized sleevless shirt(big enough that covers my butt when i stand up), short shorts, and my legs are nice and shaved.

Is that gay?

All amphetamines shrink your dick and make it so you can't get hard. It's the one thing that makes them suck. And the one reason why people who are addicted to them are invariably sissies. If you can't get head, you might as well give some.

I kinda want to call out your post as bullshit, because in my experience big dicks are fucking work to suck. You have to slobber like a bitch and get into a rhythm with that shit.

Butt sex can be a pain as well, getting prepped. I learned early on to stick to topping and oral.

First dude I fucked had a decent dick, probably 6 and a half inches. Not this internet 8 inch bullshit. It hurt to shit for 3 or 4 days. I hadn't properly learned to relax yet.

But maybe you were just more natural at it.

>15 years ago
>12
>working on school project with friend
>he asks me what sex is like
>me being a virgin tell him what it's like
>doesn't fully understand
>I offer to show him
>he takes his pants off and I touch my flacid dick on his buttcheeks
>we then shower together afterwards

I'm not a faggot ok

All I can say is I took to sucking cock like a duck to water. I didn't even have to think about it. You open up, slide it in, and even just doing it makes your mouth water so I didn't have to manually spit too much. Piece of cake.

Okay, fair enough

gayest thing I've ever done is read OP's post

but responding is 10x gayer

Bumping

I an not gay but reading this I want to sucks sone cuck

>be virgin me
>meet internet friend of years for first time
>amazing holiday abroad
>suck his dick multiple times, fap him, and eventually fug
>fingering his butthole
>feel something coming
>oh shit
>blood everywhere
>forgot to relube

I also accidentally gave him a visible lovebite on his neck

It was p gay

What is your kik

God69slayer

jerk off with two of my friends while we watch spy cam vids of my mother.

Post boipuss

Perminantly?

you've had a 13 year old boy's penis in your mouth. absolutely haram.

These threads always make me want to try getting fucked in the ass. But I wouldn't know where to start.

Kik Mitchzq, straight but damn curious. Want to experiment a little.