I am God. AMA

I am God. AMA

Is it true you don't like grovelling?

Should we avert our eyes?

Did you actually like your son?

what were you thinking when you created niggers?

WHAT THE FUCK GOD

Could you microwave a burrito so hot that even you could not eat it?

you're allmighty, right?

1. create object, not even you can lift.
2. do it in front of humans
3. try n lift it
4. ???
5. profit

Doesn't take God to do that. I did that this morning and my lip is fucking killing me.

> this post ending in 666

God is dead

Could you create something too heavy for you to lift?

when you created pineapples, did you ever intend for them to be used as a pizza topping?

S U P R I S E
its the same question
read the post goddamit

Or rectal insertions?

Fucks your problem?

Only a min apart. Hadn't refreshed when I started post. Also, can you create something so heavy that you can't lift it, fag?

Why didn't you give me a dick? :(

I'd say that's pretty easy for anyone to do.

Why are you such a dick?

How's you're dad after the cancer?

you have to lift it afterwards

thou shall not try to question your GOD, you little piece of shit
JHWH

You said "can't", now you say I have to... which is it?

God, why are you consistently such a cunt?

I'm not, your moral machine broke
JHWH

Whatever happened to your wife asherah?
Did she die? Why did you steal her from Baal?
Why were you angry with Moses in the bizarre "bridegroom of blood" scene from Exodus?

Пpивeт.

>create object imposible for god to lift
>bc he's allmighty he has to be able to lift it
>if he cant hes not allmighty
>if he can he cant create an object he cant lift and as such isnt allmighty either

It's YHWH fuckface

>implying god can't defy the laws of logic and do both

FUCK YOU
GODS GONNA DO WHATS GOD GONNA DO
JHWD

Derp adolescent learning logic

The father and son relationship I get, but what's the deal with the bird?

You don't like bird?

whoooosh

The next winning mega millions numbers please.

Not really, I think the bird was a bit much. You're already switching shit up with "Surprise, God has a son! He's God too though", throw in a bird and your theology is downright convoluted

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

God y u no maga?

Fuck sorry the bird was lit back then

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How do you know you're God?

>Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I'm talking to myself.
>–The Earl of Gurney in "The Ruling Class"

Yeah but when's the last time he made fire float over everybody's heads or removed all linguistic barriers? One hit wonder if you ask me.

Why do your worshippers kill each other in Your name?

Syncretism's a bitch.

JUST LOOK DOT ASK FOR EVIDANCE JUST LOOK FOR IT. GOD FOUND MY KEYS TODAY.

Where u from?

for fun

finland

Who was phone?

What should I ask you?