/tennis/ - Aryan Master Race Edition

Future WTA number 1, Monique Ganderton sub edition.

Official Site Links
Draws: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/draws/index.html
Schedule: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/index.html

Official Stream (Use VPN to unblock):
ausopen.com/en_AU/video/live.html

TV:No idea fampai
Australia: 7
Europe Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/atp-men
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/wta-women


>Brackets
espn.com/tennis/bracket?
tournamentId=154&type=1

men
14:00 Wawrinka (4) - Seppi
14:00 Murray (1) - Zverev
16:30 Tsonga (12) - Evans
19:00 Federer (17) - Nishikori (5)

wimmin
11:00 Pavlyuchenkova (24) - Kuznetsova (8)
12:30 Barthel - Williams (13)
16:00 Cirstea - Muguruza Blanco (7)
20:30 Kerber (1) - Vandeweghe

AUS time

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>Shitber

Is this the battle of the two sweatiest girl on Tour?

coco is a fat angry lez

>Schaub

TYB Saxon

Top 5 for FedGOD

munted just means getting fucked up on any substance doesn't matter if it's alcohol or heavy drugs you autist

>Hispanics

>tfw you will never sniff these girls crotches after a 3 setter

That ball boy got a sniff of coco's ass

How do we help you guys?

>coco will never rage fuck you and call you her lil slut
i want to be DOMINATED

Yeah, scum.

guys i just dreamt all night that i had a gf and when i woke up and realized i didn't i felt like jumping off a bridge

i don't deserve these feels

...

seek help

dont let your dreams be memes

>Saxon edition

I'd like having kerber on her knees so I can stand on her while I try to mount that white whale.

fag

This happens too often. It's worse when you dream you're married with kids and feel genuinely happy.

*record scratch*

>ywn lick her sweaty crouch
m8 im fiending

Does this mean girl that used to be a guy or a guy that wants to be a girl

So if Tinder is only for beautiful people, where should ugly guys like me go to find love on the interwebs?

That's a man, man.

It's a dude

>tfw have a uni assignment I've barely started due tomorrow
>watching a tennis match I don't care about and shitposting on a Sudanese speed reading forum
I did not expect this life

Chinese New Year here is like Christmas vacation for you guys, everybody is likely to stay at home with their families. No point in using Tinder to find a date during that time, and if I do I'd probably get mentally ill women anw.

There are gook Chads, yeah, guys who dress like they just stepped out of a Korean drama and sporting meticulously gelled undercuts or whatever. I dress better than most people I know, but spending 20 minutes on styling my hair every day is fucking autistic and I won't do it.

Plenty of girls on there but even they have high standards because girls always have a choice.

I wonder how often "she" gets asked if "she" has a dick.

If you're white you won't have any issues finding birds on tinder

Are transgender people legit or is it a mental illness?

Tinder is filled with uglies. You'll be fine.

tinder

THICCOCO
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The actual dating sites/apps that go beyond a sentance and 5 pictures. I used to be on plenty of fish and some 50 year old aboriginal couple hit me up for a threesome. Good app.

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Complete mental illness, over 50% of people who have gender reassignment surgeries attempt suicide within 5 years.

Atrocious grammar

did u do it m8?

Maybe look up cosmetic surgery options, idk

I used money earned from my day job toward surgery for acne scars, it's been progressing well lately.

I am white, but I'm also very short and not particularly attractive.

How were they in bed?

Lel, I'm not that ugly. Maybe I should give it a go.

literally illiterate

how much do you think she benches?

It's legit in the sense that they truely believe their delusions and nothing at the moment can fix them.

any site where you have to pay, that eliminates the casual scrubs and only leaves people looking for something more.

>comparing the shot of a female player to federer

what a bad bitch coco is. i love it.

>tfw lost my virginity in late 2005 with an asian prostitute and I had no idea what I was doing and didn't even cum
>tfw the next time I had sex was late 2006 with a couple I met on Adult Match Maker

I did not. I seriously considered it just for the memes, but was scared of being robbed/murdered

She still s a chance, chads?

tinder isn't about being ugly
just take some good photos and have decent banter

if you have money tinder is easy mode. my friend fucks girls weekly from tinder but he spends lots on dinner and shit

TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING MATCH YOU KUFFARS.

I'm ugly as sin as well but honestly I would not pay a cent for cosmetic surgery. I don't really give a fuck about dating though.

>tfw to intelligent too discus tennis

probably not, coco is embracing her inner trump

If you didn't come you it don't count

>no tennis discussion here
>no discussion about anything in /cric/

>tfw watching both games

Please don't raise your voice at me

Kerber is quite literally getting BTFO at the moment.

Federer's been over for 1 hour lad

Do they have tinder in india?

I can't imagine how awful the guy/girl ratio would be.

I have about $20k I can spend on dates. I have decent enough banter. Just my looks...

Probably a lesbo though.

One week until the ETERNAL GOAT claims his 18th slam.

Get /fit/ mate

>womens meme tennis
>worth talking about
m8

I gave up on /cric/ about 8 hours ago, it was way worse than usual today

I bet $30 on Kerber.

Hold me lads..

what the fuck did coco mean by this?

I matched with a few but they never reply back ;_;

Post a pic.

This is me and I fuck a girl on Tinder every week. I'm pretty ugly.

who /afl/ here?

Been trying to but it's taking a long ass time. I lost about a quarter of my weight so far but still need to drop another 10kg to be fit.

Kek. Trump/10 tweet

>she hates brown people like me

That only makes me harder.

bro just hire a friend or some local guy to do a photoshoot for you and help pick your best photos
she hates mexicans pretty based

You deserve better, indian girls who are even semi attractive seem to have quite the attitude.

spics BTFO

india are the ultimate flat-track bully cricketing nation

she certainly voted based trump

i like coco

You look pretty decent there man. No homo but I look like a troll next to that.

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Kerber gonna choke this game away lads

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO

it's wommens tennis, cibulkova was 4-0 down n the 2nd set yesterday and still won it.

why doesnt she bother moving to the ball? she just stands there hoping it comes to her and gives up if it doesnt

Kerbe ded?

LOL, fuck off I'm ugly as fuck. Here's another pic.

Too good to not be fake/catfish.

This is how I feel about Coco

youtube.com/watch?v=ZM77Q7gZscg

I think coco has replaced giorgi for me tbqh

They say not to trust people with no lips.

Damn, $20k is a fuckload of money.
I earn very little compared to Australian standards but had to buy Timbs just so I'd have an excuse to wear loose fit jeans outside.

so fucking edgy

these crowd chants are the worst

>lets go kerber lets go!
>usa.... USA!!!

RIP in piece kerbe, i still love you but Coco is based

is coco our girl now?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
COCO IS BAE

based walkie

>These fucking nrlel and cric spergs talking about Tinder
fuck off

i think marat safin came back to tennis as coco vandeweghe

I only just found out Ana Ivanovic has retired.