"I thought that your dish was not spicy enough"

>"I thought that your dish was not spicy enough"
>"That's funny, because I thought it was TOO spicy"

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anybody else wanna put a dick in Alexfu

>camera pans to Ted nodding with a concerned face

Would love to put my dong in a hot dog bun and serve it to freitag

same my friend

>its a bread pudding for dessert round episode

>It's a nobody knows how to work the ice cream machine episode

Anybody see the one where that cunt Scott Conant made some poor lady cry because she didn't "respect" the fish by flipping it on the grill with tongs or some petty shit like that?

No but I'm sure I will eventually

>guys i think i understand what you are saying but the true issue behind this dish is that it lacks oppression and diversity
>spicy or not i just can't get behind a plate with so much white priviledge
>*both nod*
>And because of that, we've decided to chop you, sorry.
>Rachel Ray: Gosh that was hard
>Alton Brown: Sexy lesbian single mom short-haired ethnic Marine, YOU are the new Iron Chop

Has there ever been a dish they didn't complain about? Fuck these nit-picking judges. That latina slut is the worst.

>it's a contestant forgets an ingredient but doesn't get chopped episode

fuck, this post made me laugh. My family and I watch chopped religiously and we all get visibly pissed when someone decides to use the notorious ice cream machine.

Not gonna lie I'm lurking this thread because my roomies want to make a chopped drinking game

If you have any ideas feel free to contribute

SIP IF
>Camera pans to Ted nodding with a serious face
>Never heard of mystery ingredient
[>Judge's criticism of mystery ingredient has to do with not liking the mystery ingredient]
>Pun
>Contestant cries
>>Contestant crying makes another contestant cry
>Petty criticism of dish that had no impact on taste


FINISH DRINK IF
>Amanda/Alex contradict what previous judge said about spiciness/amount of sauce/etc
>Someone fucks up using the Ice Cream Machine
>a contestant forgets an ingredient but doesn't get chopped
>dish is not criticized

This shit pisses me off. That should be an automatic chopping but they keep them around to keep the viewer guessing. And they usually don't lose too.

>Contestant is doing Chopped in memory of a loved one

do you want to die of alcohol poisoning?

>It's a celebrity chopped episode where one celebrity has had professional training and blows out meme dishes

Take a drink at the beginning if one of the contestants is a lesbian

Take a shot if it's a French/italian chef with accent

2 shots if you get two straight white women

Finish the liquor cabinet and head to the ER if none of them have visible tattoos or piercings

I'm trying to not reveal my powerlevel with the rules lad. It's hard enough to hide it when I'm drunk.

>Its a contestant cuts themselves and continues to finish the plates while getting blood everywhere.

>it's a contestant gets cut and the worlds slowest medical assistant puts a finger condom over a bandage while the contestant bounces in place anxiously epiosde

>cooking show
>"here are your ingredients"
>table with Swedish Fish, mayo, Nutella, and pickles
>chefs try to salvage a meal out of terrible ingredients with no synergy
>judges try the meals
>"this isn't very good"

The only auto-disqualification should be cutting yourself.

There has only been one person who has one after cutting herself in the kitchen out of every episode I've seen on netflix. And there are a lot.

>other contestant is on chopped to use the money for a dank vacation for himself

this shit always makes me laugh

>I'm doing this for my dead father who, in his dying breath, asked me to follow my dreams and become a master chef
>pan to the next contestant
>lmao i wanna go to italy and eat some dope food
>mfw the guy wins his vacation money

>For me the dish lacks a little salt.

Would you like a salt shaker, you fuckin' prick?

into the trash with that plate

>It's a Lauren Von Der Pool episode.

I wonder how much she made behind-the-scenes for playing the villain.

Or not even a specific want, they just say
>yeah man 10k would be pretty sweet

oh shit it's on now who watching

>it's a my parents both died yesterday, my wife exploded, my kids are quadruple amputees, and I'm blind but I get chopped in the first round anyway episode

except for that one episode where this dude kept going on about his "abusive military father" and in the dessert round the bitch basically blew it for him.
she was like "I'm glad he won because this can show his father that he made the right choice.
It made my blood boil
I think his name was Jeffrey.

>your dish is technically perfect, but I couldn't taste the soul
>also I'm not detecting enough of your heritage or traumatic life experience

>contestant presents dish
>first two judges praise the dish, love everything about it
>third judge didn't get enough goat testicles on their plate
>chopped

oh fuck, i know that episode, that nigga was autistic as fuck

I remember one episode where a nun was a contestant. It was obvious her meals were the best but they always had to criticize them anyway. The only bad thing they had to say about one of the dishes was something along the lines of "it looked a little messy." Literally the least offensive thing that could be said.

>watching chopped live

hell no, i dont want to sit through commercials

>shitty food should get a pass because MUH BACKSTORY

Do you eat shit from a hobos anus?

>letting a internally oppressed Christfag win anything
>implying producer Goldstein would like that

Come on m8 it's not the Dark Ages anymore.

>that episode where the two men have fun and condescend each others dishes
>banter all around is amusing between them and doesn't really seem to be affecting anything with the dishes and was fun to watch
>"maybe spend a little less time with your silly back and forth and focus on cooking instead, huh?!"

fuck that bitch so hard

>its not "yummy"

You'll end up drinking every episode if you add
>person who's desert dish they shit on ends up winning because "they look at the whole package" which is to say the entire judgment always seems to come down to who had the better entree

>that kid episode when the autistic 6th grader BTFO out of the normie older kids
>having a blast the whole time while the other kids stress out

Best episode

Sip if
>I'm just doing this to make [children] proud
>I just want to show that women can....

Finish Drink If
>I wanted to use _____, but [other contestant] was hogging it!
It'll usually be the fryers.

She is so obviously into Bobby Flay, it's adorable

>pirates breakfast

What is this retarded shit

It has to be that way because they grade each plate based on who has the best.

>guy 1 does HORRIBLE, and guy 3 made the best appetizer. Guy 1 gets chopped.
>Guy 3 struggles with entree, but guy 2 REALLY sucks. Guy 2 gets chopped.
>Guy 3 vs Guy 4 who has been average so far.
>Desert is almost a tie but maybe Guy 4 actually stepped up his game for once.
Guy 3 rightfully wins based on his appetizer.

It's fair.

>goal of this special episode is to make a pizza each round
>some retard makes a soup
>gets chopped
>doesn't understand why

>special guest episode
>one of the chefs is a famous baker
>here are the special ingredients
>one of them is a shitty cocoa powder
>The nigga pulls chocolate powder out of his pocket
>"I aint using your inferior shit"(paraphrased)
>Chopped

Haha, why even go on?

Lol is there a video of this?

>Aaron overemphasizes his Spanish accent
>Mark comments on the seasoning
>gimmick episodes (all firemen, all lunch ladies, etc.)

That's all I can think of on top of your list

Haven't seen chopped since 2013. Got bored by it eventually. Sorta get nostalgic for it though.

Pretty good. Seems like Chris is always the one that doesn't get enough on his plate. He's just fat really.

yes

yes! oh man, that pissed me off so badly

AND THE COOK WHO WILL -NOT- BE MOVING ON TO THE FINAL ROUND OF CHOPPED IS................................

>Cut to cooks
>Cut back to host
>Cut to cooks
>music intensifies

>COMMERCIAL BREAK

>dramatic pause
>knife scraping violin string or something sound effect plays

youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

I can't find one, but it was Jacques Torres from an all stars episode if you happen to have better luck than me.

Finish Drink if
>contestant fucks up trying to make rice
>contestant decides to make pasta because Scott Conant is a judge

/thread ma nigga

If Sup Forums were the producers of the show what ingredients would be used for each meal?

Appetizer
>chicken tendies
>pickles
>week old sushi

Entree
>crab legs
>avocados
>peanut butter
>canned gravy

Desert
>marshallows
>powdered chocolate mix
>lemon heads

Are you secretly trying to kill your roommates?

>special guest episode
Anthony Anderson is GOAT special guest.
I wish he could judge my frozen food cooking ;__;

>Appetizer
Ramen Noodles
Bananas
Mint Ice Cream
Soy Sauce

>Entree
Ham
Sprite
Pineapples
Bacon

>Desert
Cool Ranch Doritos
Code Red Mountain Dew
Balsamic Vinegar
Oranges

>Scott Conant reminds us he hates red onions

>this plan is genius
>fuck i made butter
>times up

Conant is such a little bitch. You can tell cuisine for him is just a medium for being stuck up.

There should be a small side of field mouse for the judge's falcon.

>it's a two contestants make the same dish episode

>No Doritos or Hotpockets

I dont know about other anons but I like to get cheap food from the dollar store.

>No Doritos
Look again.

>Look again
>Cool Ranch Doritos

>There should be a small side of field mouse for the judge's falcon.
the field mouse is the mystery ingredient ;^)

Appetizer
>cold pepperoni pizza
>chicken nuggets
>cheese puffs
>peanut butter cups

Entree
>ramen
>fishsticks
>hot dog buns
>ketchup

Dessert
>coke
>ice cream sandwiches
>granny smith apples
>cherry kool aid mix

it's called a waterphone/ocean harp

Anyone else watch the Grill masters one they just had

The Asian chick pissed me the fuck off. She had a shitty dish this one round and then goes into this sob story about wanting the money to go visit her mother who she hasn't seen in ages and she didn't get fucking chopped even though she had by far the worst dish, this other dude who just wanted it to go on vacation and had a less criticised dish got chopped

>hmm an ingredient I have never cooked with before
>eh it looks kinda like this one other ingredient I have worked with so it must have the same texture and taste
>gets chopped for using it completely incorrectly

YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEF!! TASTE YOUR FUCKING DISH!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? FUCKING IDIOT!

Appetizer
>Christmas tinner
>oats
>breast milk
>kebab

Entree
>deep-dish Chicago pizza
>chicken tendies
>Himalayan rock salt
>sriracha

Dessert
>flan
>activated almonds
>Mountain Dew
>grape jelly

>>Christmas tinner
what?

A tinned Christmas dinner. It's a gelatinous cylinder composed of many layers of "dishes."

Anyone see that tranny on Chopped Junior tonight? Wtf was up with '''''her''''' voice??

I regret asking now desu

the black pepper one is my favorite

>its a women judges cry because some single mum says some bullshit episode

>its a kids are the chefs and the judges cry and say "if this is the future of the culinary arts then I'm excited" at the end of it episode

FUCK

Any time they make bread pudding or french toast for desert I immediately turn the show off.

>mfw that douchey Lincoln commercial he was in where he's spouting some pseudo-intellectual garbage

WHERE IS THE CURRY!? I'M INDIAN AND I DEMAND CURRY IN EVERY DISH!

>Drink if the judges cry
>Drink if Ted is clearly in the way of the cooks while interviewing them
>Finish drink if a contestant makes bread pudding for desert
>Finish drink if a contestant uses truffle oil and the judges bitch about it

>mfw the judges aren't even good at the show yet still have the balls to shit on contestants

Marc and Amanda are trash and get eliminated round one every time they compete. Only Marcus the SWEDEN YES dude is actually good at Chopped.

Alex will let people pass or win because of sob stories.

She will also chop contestants if she didn't like their personality.

I usually skip episodes with her

I once saw a cutthroat kitchen episode where it was a Jew vs. a bunch of minorities-- all of whom were complaining about dey struggles-- and the fucking Jew won. I wish I knew the episode number so I could pull some webms.

>my mom stuck her head in an oven
>and that's what inspired me to become a chef, this is for you mom

>it's a contestant has a sob story that has absolutely nothing to do with cooking episode
>usually shit that normal people go through all the time
>queue sad piano music

>It's a "Black guy gets chopped first" episode

>Scotts face when someone uses raw red onions, or improperly prepares pasta.

I read it in her voice. Hate that indian.

I remember that episode where the personal raw vegan chef for the Williams sister was on it. Holy shit she was a fucking cunt. Her food was GARBAWGE but there was no way they were going to chop a black woman in the first round. She also was bullying the shit out of this shy female new york chef just for being friendly. I was so damn glad when she was chopped.

>Scott's face when someone poured water over the pasta to cool down after cooking removing all the flavor
it was obvious he was getting chopped after that

I fucking remember that episode.

I was so happy when that bitch got chopped.