She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
MOAR!
Runaway before the tremors cause the earth to swallow me whole.
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Fuck that fine Jap ass
Grab her by the pussy
> oh shit, wait 1 second
get a bag of flour, roll her around in it to look for the wet spot, THEN grab her by the pussy
Throw a biscuit one way, run the other.
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man the harpoons
Bang.
Recommend gastric bypass
Oh man if your going to use a old you Mama joke just say it, you don't need to set it up.
Show her my wedding ring and move on.
eat out her asshole and hope she farts
>okay, this is what I trained for
Remember everything I've learned from those PUA vids, and try them out.
>checked
i'd do it, i'm desperate
Marry if she's nice
Tittyfuck then leave
outwalk her at a crippled elder pace
Fat Japanese women are tragically rare at 3 percent.
"Haha yeah! I'm gonna go get a drink."
Then avoid eye contact
Take care of it myself
CANADA!!!!
Third bomb
Pussy is pussy. I would happily fuck it then leave. Keep her number on standby for when I am desperate.
Sacrifice my dog to her and run
Wise.
STAY BACK!!