She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

MOAR!

Runaway before the tremors cause the earth to swallow me whole.

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Fuck that fine Jap ass

Grab her by the pussy
> oh shit, wait 1 second
get a bag of flour, roll her around in it to look for the wet spot, THEN grab her by the pussy

Throw a biscuit one way, run the other.

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man the harpoons

Bang.

Recommend gastric bypass

Oh man if your going to use a old you Mama joke just say it, you don't need to set it up.

Show her my wedding ring and move on.

eat out her asshole and hope she farts

>okay, this is what I trained for
Remember everything I've learned from those PUA vids, and try them out.

>checked

i'd do it, i'm desperate

Marry if she's nice

Tittyfuck then leave

outwalk her at a crippled elder pace

Fat Japanese women are tragically rare at 3 percent.

"Haha yeah! I'm gonna go get a drink."

Then avoid eye contact

Take care of it myself

CANADA!!!!

Third bomb

Pussy is pussy. I would happily fuck it then leave. Keep her number on standby for when I am desperate.

Sacrifice my dog to her and run

Wise.

STAY BACK!!