You wake up tomorrow with this mans body and in these clothes. 6'4" and 300+ pounds...

You wake up tomorrow with this mans body and in these clothes. 6'4" and 300+ pounds. You also now have super strength and super durability, on par with The Incredible Hulk.

What do you do with your new found power and body?

I'd probably turn Mark Hamill into a woman and fuck his god damn brains out.

Rape rape rape rape, and maybe jump around with my super strength to feel like I'm flying.

Jerk off to trap threads, just like any other day.

Say nothing but " me me big boy"

Get on the internet and jerk to trap threads.

I drive down to the g summit meeting and kill every power in there, if I die I die

>What do
your mom

Bruh your like the Hulk, bullets just bounce off that dude.

I ALREADY SAID THIS SPERGLORD

Rape everything

Keep working out because its probably the only thing that makes me feel good at that point

go on a fucking diet. i don't want to be an ogre.

> A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

I've seen that dude's vids, he can't even get half erect, and his orgasm are tiny.

Well considering none of my clothes would fit the first thing I'd do is look at traps

Find a twink, fuck a twink. Repeat till I'm the twink god. My super duribilty making me immune to any STD.

>already have this man's size and power
>already considered being a super
>took snake form Kung Fu as a kid
>later started Jui Jitsu (not Brazilian)

Everyone calls me Big Snake. 300lbs 6ft man kicking people in the face.

I help build houses in Africa and save lives. I'ma going to be a superhero.

Go on a cut.

Was just about to say that.

Also shave.