Be me

>be me
>literal 4/10, but hella popular and a good sweet talker so girls love me
>Chad friend has cute girlfriend, 8/10 goddess
>never meet her in person, snap her every second of every day, mutual best friends
>literally the sweetest human being to talk the earth
>cute childlike personality, acts like shes 10
>turnsmeon.jpg
>hits on her like crazy
>tfw she digs it
>tfw she constantly tells me how she doesn't even like my friend
>tfw she would rather date me than Chad
>literally the one good thing in my life
>Chad catches wind of this, blocks me on her phone and tells her i was the one who blocked her and tells me she blocked me
>devastated.jpg
>where is god
cont

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Continue OP, I'm all interested and shit

go on

Chad is going to murder you over some pussy

mother FUCKER WRITE THE REST

dont be a faggot op and finish this shit

>5 months later
>she readds me
>her and Chad broke up
>niceslicey.jpg
>hits on her twice as hard
>mutual affection, but its established i like her way more than she likes me
>she mentions a good friend of mine (call him Brad)
>says he asked for nudes and she turned him down
>shes sad that a lot of guys dont care about her personality and try and get her nudes
>"youre not like them user"
>yeeeaaahhhh?
>laugh my fucking eyes out
>next day hang out with group, Brad is there
>decide to embarrass him, call him out on the nudes thing
>"what? thats not true dude, she said yes. check this out"
>shows me the nudes
>what
>why
i cant stress the fact that she acts like an elementary schooler more, also very religious
>not even mad, just very disappointed
>Brad didn't even try to like her, just wanted titties
>devise a plan with Brad
>make her believe me and him got into a fight so she feels bad (we're pretty good friends) and i persuade her to send photos without undergarments
>execute plan
>sector appears to be clear
>instead she just starts crying
>NOTCLEARNOTCLEAR
>feels bad
>tells her im not mad
>im livid
>still friends

^im gonna cont chill the fuck out

baump

>she feels awful
>blocks Brad
>Brad is pissed
>therecanonlybeone.png
>i continue on my quest
>begins to lose interest in her personality
>a nigga just wants titties
>im going strong, a hint at it all the time but never execute it
>im an asshole, i gas her up and make her think i literally love her when i just want titties
>i know im being a cunt but i dont care
>all of a sudden
>knock knock
>whos there
>a new boyfriend
>what
>shes got a new boyfriend
>huh
>is mad
>really mad
huge double standard, i was in a relationship during all this, she had no idea
>the guy shes dating is just like me
>just. like. me.
>4/10, sweet talker, man whore, actually the same birthday as me
>no
>with other girls i just wanna get nudies, but this time ill make it a personal mission to take down this replica of myself
cont

ok go on.

this some sort of last of the mohicans shit?

>literally saving that fucking gif twice
hows your first day here going?

Bumpt

bump

Lmao five star post.

OP you were beta as fuck in this situation. Stop trying to manipulate people like a cunt.

>turns out i dont even have to
>hes already a huge asshole and she totally doesnt like him
>yes
>yES
>one day she finds out hes hitting on her best friend
>this nigga is trying to fuck her friend
>shes devastated
>really fucking sad
>"you know uhh, theres always different way of getting back on him ;)"
>she cries
>oops
>we forget i said that
>later that day, shes cleaning around her house
>make a comment about how her head game must be great as a joke
>turnsheron.jpg
>fuck yeah
>long story short as she cleans her bathroom your boy gets those nudies
>its 12am, she sends nudes for a solid two fucking hours
reminder: we're really fucking close, i could've asked way long ago. she knows more about me than some of my closest friends
>its 2am, still talking to her
>begins to feel.. bad
>she was wrong, im just like the others
>fuck
>those titties made me catch feelings
>nigga im in love
>wants to die
>feels like i tainted something semi sacred
>oh god whats wrong with me

>decides to tell her how i feel (obviously didnt tell her about my relationship or that i hit on girls at a rate of 90 chicks per hour)
>thinks its so fucking cute
>holy shit
>i win?
>have i won?
>drops her boyfriend next day
>today is that day fellas
what next? i feel like a fucker and would feel worse knowing that our entire relationship was built on lies
what do Sup Forums?

bump

Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI

Post the titties obviously.

I don't know whether to root for you or not.

Humans are complicated

dude sh'es bad juju, she's lied to you about meaningless shit like nudes sent to your mate, she causes and problems and lies about whoring herself out.

Fuck her and dump her, find a better girl.

Stick to the plan mate - don't let a bitches feelings control you.
She's rejected you before, she'll find someone like you but not you again.
She's totally not worth it. But I'm glad you got the nudes.

I hope this has taught you a valuable lesson in not letting women who are not trustworthy to influence your feelings. I'm sure you won't feel bad at all by this time next week, but it probably feels like a bit of a let down for you since you made in your mission for so long to get these nudes and now you have them you're not sure what to do.
If you really feel the need, see what else you can get out of her, but do NOT allow yourself to become emotionally attached to her. That will end you. Try meeting other women, enjoy socialising with other people, in short - prepare to forget about her/see her as nothing more than a friend - the same way she's seen you all this time.
She's just feeling emotionally vulnerable right now and you feel bad for kinda taking advantage of that. There's no need to sabotage your accomplishment, remember - you planned this for a good while.
Hope this helps I guess

she is a liar and a manipulator kill her and sell her organs on the black market

Send pics of her so we can judge for ourselves.

post the titties

Did you read the story?

This is how people date now... you're not going to admit to every nude you send or person you fooled around with. And I would say OP did much worse. But he's a guy so he gets a pass?

She sounds like she's playing you and all these other guys because she loves dick and doesn't care who it's attached to.

>what next?
You share the nudes and then we can talk

hands down best advice ive received on any chan board ever
truly fucking legendary

What do = post the fucking nudes.

good song mate

She's a complete slut ya clueless faggot
>treat her like the slut she is
>fuck all her holes cum in her multiple times
>then just use her when you feel the urge

Fuck what I just read this, I have to know the rest. I'm on Sup Forums for long now but what can I do to not miss the next parts?

So, an asshole trying to get with a slut. You deserve each other

that was the end of the story my guy

Send pics

You're just taking in the best advice you saw on here while ignoring the fact that everyone wants to take the nudes? Dick move dude

Ah well, you're welcome. I appreciate the feedback, good to see it's not just the motivation threads I occasionally make/visit where anons appreciate my advice/thoughts

I kinda did this with my first gf after we'd split up lol

she's 17 and im 19 nigger
maybe when her birthday rolls around in two weeks, stay tuned

post nudes so we can judge

But seriously, don't even bother with her. She'll find someone else, you did get the nudes tho so kudos

Nobody knew that until you said it you fucking inbred.
Why the fuck would you incriminate yourself?

Jesus, you dumb bastard.

fuck you illegal shit goes on in this board anyway

Make her come clean on everything, and if she refuses, then thats gonna end on the world's shittiest note. Make her explain every lie you remembered. but if she comes up with some bull shit, drop her

After reading the whole thing, I think you know what to do deep down. Kill yourself for making me read your faggot shit story you pussy.