W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Where w-we cook with medium heat, high l-love, and sometimes h-high as a kite!

So c-come on in, plenty of everyone!

snipe

yeet nibba

What's even the point if you're going to wear a bra.

W-what?

What's on the menu tonight?

this is the episode where i cum, that outfit is gonna make me nut,

oh shit its that time of the week

Cook some kimchi

Bampu~

Bump

Can I get some alice hentai?

T-the point is t-to make food f-for you dear

n-no gods, no m-masters, no buns!

Oh hey it's Friday.

tits or stfu

>T-the point is t-to make food f-for you dear

Oh s-shush Anonymous, l-let me get you some t-tea instead

Henlo alice, am hungry, what eat?

how the fuck do you make grilled hot dogs?

I'm so disappointed in you Alice, still seeking some strange affirmation from b.

hey alice, been having a rough couple of days, glad to see your thread, it's a nice little pick me up. thanks for posting

Orange package, what did we get?

>those stockings
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

hi

Happy f-friday!

EXCUSE M-ME ANONYMOUS, T-THERE IS AN ORDER TO THIS. FIRST S-SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM SEEKING ATTENTION OR S-SOMETH
Oh cool, someone already did that.

Well, we still need to pour the tea. So h-here you go love

Those stockings are really cute Alice.
Legs are underrated as hell.

this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
thank you

Would you kindly pour some tea for me?

Alice i got my dick stuck in the toaster what do i do?

T-the most delicious of teas, orange spice black tea!

Orange and black, l-like my favorite show!

Oh s-shush, I'm nothing s-special.

hope everything is going well with you alice
you look hotter today

Absolutely m-my love

>EXCUSE M-ME ANONYMOUS, T-THERE IS AN ORDER TO THIS. FIRST S-SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM SEEKING ATTENTION OR S-SOMETH

I mean, your other threads you could at least defend with some kind of logic of wanting to help people but so far from what I'm seeing in this thread, the cooking threads are all about you.

It's fine if you want that but at least admit it.

I don't like you, because I think you are dishonest about your purpose here, and I have zero attraction to you, unlike a lot of these btards,but I do think your stockings are cute.

Hello again Alice, looking fantastic as always.

Legs a best
I've never really been into black tea. Might be good though

Can you stop being so hot before I starve? I can't cook with one hand.

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Alice, I want to be like you, but I only have a gas stove and not electric! What do I do?

>Oh s-shush, I'm nothing s-special.

You don't have to be special to get the dick.

happy friday, Alice

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T-the cooking threads are teaching Anonymous ot cook.

Y-you can think whatever you like, it'll s-still be wrong.

But thanks

wat is dis?

orange is the new black is shallow and trite, they killed that black bitch off in the stupidest way

Thank you user. Glad to see you're fighting the good fight too.

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Just let her grill our hotdogs okay?

M-my stove is gas dear.

Happy f-friday Jilly

Hey Alice I'm the idiot who was looking for some sort of affection substitute last week I think? When you said my friend who has a waifu had signs of depression it made me think a little that I clearly have something wrong. Sadly the only appointment I could get at the doctor had a 3 week wait time so I chickened out sadly
Kinda wish I had an emo haircut after seeing those stockings though hnng

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>T-the cooking threads are teaching Anonymous ot cook.

That's really flimsy reasoning at best.

For example, I'm not learning anything here. Except that I'd really give it to you if given the chance.

Alice I want to fuck your face.

D-don't chicken out Anonymous! How c-can I help you g-get the help you n-need?
L-look children, I really d-didn't prepare much this w-week because I did two cooking threads. J-just grill the hotdogs okay?

Grill em like they owe you money and they been out all night partyin' and you ain't about that live, mmhm.

Alice I am a richfag and would pay you to fuck me in the ass with a carrot

T-then I suppose you should p-pay attention more

nigga you gotta use a grill to grill hotdogs not a stove or they'd be stoved dogs

Hi Alice!!
Hot dogs sound great!

bewbs *-*

h-h-help m-m-me i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-st-st-st-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter

How come you only come and go?
Thank you for not making mongolian beef. I finally realized my ass does not enjoy ginger sauce. Or that attempt to be cool.

I'm paying as much attention as I can but that bra still isn't going away.

You c-couldn't pay me enough.

Stoved d-dogs sounds hilarious I c-can't stop laughing

Check'd
Alice, what should I have for dinner- home made chicken noodle soup or mojo chicken, rice and beans? I don't have hotdogs, sadly

fucking fag

anyone know of any hot dog masturbation porn where a chick penetrates herself with hotdogs?

just let her grill the dogs you lonely fuck

Can someone give me a quick rundown of what's going on here?
Also
is this a trap before i touch myself?

>wrong
I wish altruism existed.

You can't really help me, even if you could I probably wouldn't let you. I've never let any one help me. I'm just going to continue lurking your threads from time to time and sometimes posting when my problems spill out of me

Never realised what a nice pair of diddies you had Alice.

Why even bother living, if you can't be together with alice? trips decide if I kill myself

How am I supposed to cook along if I don't know what's being cooked and can't buy the ingredients ahead of time?

Can you record your voice instead of typing it out?

Have you never seen boobs before?

And it n-never will.


Now r-remove your hotdogs from h-heat before consuming. You d-don't want to end up like me!

Alice is female
Asking for tits will get you nowhere
But this thread is unusually fanservicey.. not that I'm complaining

We all grill our dogs in our own way.

This is how I grill mine.

Do you talk while recording these? It looks like you do. Also I love your timid handling of those weiners.

no :(

There are plenty of ladies that are worth your time of day user.

>How come you only come and go?
I've had business to take care of, and outside of offering recipe tweaks and seasoning suggestions, I don't have much to add to the threads.

DO YOU HAVE CAKE!

Chicken soup s-sounds nice.

I'm f-female.

Try m-me. Anything at all.

It d-does

>And it n-never will.

Oh, I'm sorry, did it get melted to your skin?

That can be hot in its own way.

coo cool

I will never have a gf.
Most girls just decide based on your looks,

T-that'd make it really hard t-to change clothes

nice nice
will commence touching