Waiting to see movie at the mall

>waiting to see movie at the mall
>see two kids smoking weed in their car
>call the cops
>one of them got taken away
>mfw

IM DA SNITCHA BAYBEE

CITIZEN BANE

Based op

>go see finding dory
>popped a xanax bar before going
>bring a fat blunt
>theater is packed with families, kids
>let the movie start a bit
>light up the blunt
>theater starts freaking out
>somebody gets the 16 year old pimple faced security
>laugh in his face
>they turn the nights on, empty the theater
>walk out the emergency exit door and drive home before the cops get there
>kek my whole way home

serves them right

nice

Karma's a bitch.

>live in oregon
>people like op don't exist

feels good man

>try dishing out my brand of vigilante justice like based OP
>the lady at 911 yells at me for wasting their time

they were fucking hotboxing across from my house you bitch

Top kek. Why not just buy a vape? What did you think would happen?

>cuçked by the police
Damn. Should have said you saw them waving guns around fám

>go to see Suicide Squad
>love it
>buy a mystery figure hoping to get Harley
>tear off the plastic and open the box
>pull out the black bag
>can feel the boomerang through the bag and know it's Captain Boomerang
>pull the black bag back in the box
>glue the box back together
>tape the plastic wrap back around the box
>gonna return it tomorrow and repeat this until I get Harley

I'M THE JOKER BABY

oregon rep

I was on a xan bar and I live in Colorado, I really didn't care.

Your tolerance must be shit. 1 bar isn't enough to turn me into a total retard.

You know you can call police directly without using 911, right?

>smoking weed at a [nearly empty] movie theatre parking lot
>random vigilante starts yelling at us, "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" type shit
>goes to fetch the rent-a-cop
>rent-a-cop gives zero fucks, gets upset at vigilante for wasting his time

Anymore HOTHEADS GETTING BTFO stories?

>last week
>go to movies alone
>smoked weed before I went in
>TFW see 3 movies for the price of one, stoned as all hell, alone with no one to bother me

It was literally heaven

Actually, I live in Oregon. I've gotten multiple marijuana smokers fined for loitering, cause they do it all the time. One kid started crying because then he couldn't afford his laptop.

I hope you overdose. Degenerate junkies.

Why not smoke it before entering ? Maximum comfy by the time you sit down

I plan on getting high as fuck before seeing doctor strange. Talk shit to me all you all you want about capeshit but Dr. strange has the potential to be good, has a good origin that is different from the last 12 losers that had a movie about them, and the special effects looked trippy/mind bending

Being high as fuck will also help me swallow the god awful plot and dialogue the movie most likely has.

I fuckin love Quentin comics, brings me back to more carefree days when I could browse Sup Forums and watch animus all day

This blunt's for you, Quentin

>"men" who wear rings, bracelets, and necklaces with pre teen sunglasses
>most feminine posture I've ever seen on a man

Is that what weed does to you?

L O L

This is exactly how I imagine you "what to watch while high XD" posters look.

Who /503/ here

Nothing like going to the kino and enjoying some of the best beer in the world