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Dr Pavel, I'm far away

>5'7
>120 lbs
>visibly skinnyfat
>decently attractive face marred by acne
>poor social skills
>novice in unarmed skill

Post your character sheet.

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All the normoids on Facebook are sharing a video of a train with army tanks on it saying "oh no" and "so this is what making America great again looks like"

Absolutely suffering

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gf has a negative canthal tilt

>don't use facts and data use the writings of a dyke

Ah yes, so these are the calibre of students american universities are churning out

>6'3
>168 lbs
>pretty skinny
>my face is ok I suppose
>better than poor
>I can throw a decent punch

meh

>6'3
>skinnyfat/near ottermode body
>7/10 face
>shitty social skills masked by a deep charming strongly accented voice

>just uploaded a vid of me wanking in uni's jacks at an image of the so-called "village bicycle"
feeling peng a.f. really.

>visibly asian

I heard the call

proper choon

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asian?

>too late to apologize
>never too late to stalkerize
I'll show that bish not to mess with the Gary Monkfish.

>People always stressed about Uni
>teachers/profs and other students always made a huge deal about it
>the just slacked my way though and came out with a decent average
Also STEM is a joke too in undergrad, all these classes are piss easy if you have a basic grasp of what you're doing. The only ones who had a genuinely hard time were women and utter spaztics who could barely function outside their mums womb without an anxiety attack every day

t. business major

it is time

>6'3
>slim/skinny build
>clear, soft skin
>defined jawline, ok cheekbones
>blue eyes
>one DOUBLE eyelid and one TRIPLE eyelid

literally makes my eyes look unlevel in certain angles for fuck sake lads seriously considering dropping £3000 on the surgery

No but (((business))) is such a joke program, same with sports science
Literally all niggers and pakis

how do SJW's feel about languages that have genders, like french for example

that must throw a spanner in the ol'cogs for them huh

Are Irish unis any different?

>lanklets

Do you guys have positive or negative canthal tilts?

5'10
149lbs
somewhere between lean and skinnyfat
think i have a nice face, strong jawline, some acne, blue eyes
terrible social skills, depression, KHV
never been in a fight but i used to be good at sport and i'm pretty resilient

Whatever they think is completely irrelevant
Their puppet masters probably don't care as much about Italians

5'11
165lbs
very low body fat, high muscle
decent looking
better social skills
expert (arguably master) in unarmed skill

All the women were flirting their arses off for me today. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought "Why, you handsome devil; you have matured into quite the ladykiller"

Although humanities is a indeed joke throughout the world, my impression is that it's the most levelheaded in England.

literally my exact stats
painfully average

I have the autism voice

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the 'stress

>my impression is that it's the most levelheaded in England
And that has what exactly to do with Ireland?

Good lad

no boner killer like a bong accent

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they're basically the same thing

I like feminine looking men though, especially since the truly cute looking white ones are basically unicorns.

Humanities is only bad when it becomes too political
I didn't mind my lefty profs that kept things in perspective and made clear what their personal opinions were VS those of others
I also noticed more "right" or at least centrist profs than I would have expected

>tfw virgin aura

Yeah but they both get really mad when you point that out ;-)

>tfw excellent jawline with high defined cheekbones and defined mouthline
>like a young john travolta facial structure
>very weak chin thats too small for my jaw
>horrible side profile, square jawline is broken by recessed and jutting chin

tfw

english accent is alright but terrible for porn

would do anything a british woman told me to tbqh

everything is political you vagina
life is about digging your heels in and slaughtering everyone with different views than you

wrong

yeah that certainly couldn't have just been typed up in Word

>tfw virgin slouch

>Mummy May
>Big Dave

what would we have called Brown, Blair, Major and Thatcher if /brit/ was around when they were Prime Ministers?

>tfw penis has the virgin smell

i fucked this girl 6 times but she says she has a list that says we fucked 12 times

wtf

Whoa, snap!

Plus keeping "allies" that will be subservient and never question you.

Had to Google what the hell that was

Very slightly negative?

fuck off bong
this is new america now

REAL
YANK
HOURS

Real Yank hours nigga, ride or die

used the ol' 'omemade 'eshlight

needs work if i'm honest

>anti-anglo propaganda
woah wtf Japan?! i thought we were friends

male feminists are basically thralls at this point

yanks run this town

Very sorry to hear that lad

have neutral tilt but have such hooded eyes that they look negative 2bh

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Sup Forums Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2017 23:58:56 No.73145932 ViewReport
what do you do on a normal weekend without drinking?
need to stop drinking but I dont know what else to do

Sup Forums Anonymous Sun 16 Apr 2017 20:15:38 No.73678722 ViewReport
got absolutely fucked on weed and molly lastnight


Hahahaha sure lasted long sober

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*Shart-spangled Banner.starts playing*

paddy cunt

Just did in a packet of each flavour of Monster Munch

SMASH DAT MF SHART BUTTON IF U UP

Would like an English gf but a posh girl talking dirty does seem weird and wrong somehow. Estuary and other low-class accents are just grim all around.

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why cant bongs say R

literally struggling to work out which ones I have

*takes off my mask which is an exact replica of your face*
nothin personal son

Negative

absolute shit taste

which one is better?

I actually got out of bed and turned on the light and looked in the mirror to check, difficult to tell if neutral or very slightly negative

why can't yanks say any word above three syllables?

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>ruin /cum/ by being retarded yanks
>migrate to /brit/
>ruin /brit/ by being retarded yanks

I can but I'm scottish

looking at soviet propaganda for shits and giggles and ran across this

:3

nah seem positive to me

cant really tell though I'd guess neutral if not slightly positive

if your canthal tilt is positive you might as well just hop on the estrogen now

>I'm scottish

>humanities is a indeed joke throughout the world
wrong

perfidious, as in albion

wish mummy may would crush my bollocks

Kek

positive is far better than negative for men

>everything is political you vagina
>life is about digging your heels in and slaughtering everyone with different views than you

ummmmmm no sweaty what about A ME RI CA WOOOOO USA USA USA!!!!

>positive
Grim

CRUSH THE INSECTS
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*star-spangled banner sharts playing*

feels bad man
*sniffs it*
pungent

FOY