CUM inside edition
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CUM inside edition
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Fuck Drumpf
This is what I imagine all the mexican posters look like
probably know more about AS/400 than any one else here
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cute
closer to this
He was a victim of gang violence
Ripip 3-14-17
cum lol
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3/14/17 RIP :(
How do I stop thinking about urethral papercuts?
i just ordered this
r8
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>battalion of box
lame
are you playing as the cute girl or that little dwarf?
yank gf
why not just homebrew it? or just wait for the sequel at this point
NEET/10
Why wont you rate him /cum/?
he is mexican so he'll self identify as the latter
leaf bf
I dont even have a vita, im saving to buy the bing bing wahoo machine
sup fuccbois
Good.
>saving
you dont have 200 bucks?
>bing, bing, WAHOO!
Such a qt guy.
A pity that a average Mexican is terribly ugly.
WWW.FOURCHAN.ORG/INT/
we don't tolerate language like thaat here
Well, i dont work so i dont have any money.
And i burn through the money i get every week pretty fast.
I guess i will wait for my birthday
who here /responsiblepirate/?
k
>bing bing wahoo machine
u wot.
>im a pirate
>burning through an already tight budget by buying useless video game machines
sinaloa is 12 years old fuck
ok, who is that beard video game nerd guy? i fucking hate him
piracy is bad.
think about the copyright owner.
ready for tomorrow
>ready for tomorrow
wtf that's illegal
>zeemaps.com
Why do we have two of these now?
yeah
im a teenager thats why i depend on my parents
hahaha really funny guys
you got me
are you black
>he is mexican
So you are, burger-boy.
This is the original one
>dad rock
i see /cum/ is still shit as ever.
shoo shoo
pathetic
going to jump off the Leaside Viaduct
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THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT
HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???
*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
i instantly hide huge posts
>looks for the leaside viaduct on google earth and compares to to zeemaps
I've never seen this pasta before
good advice
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>I hide posts
are you the admin of it?
>i make fun of respectable fedora wearing people
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>I've never seen this pasta before
Should I have something to eat?
>I don't filter the """"""german""""""
cara is making particularly shitty posts
>tablet keeps losin wifi connection in the middle of movies and takes ten minutes to reconnect
fuck this gay hospital
I have trained my brain to immediately filter out """German""" and """Taiwanese""" posts
Brainlets
hey qt
stop avatarfagging retard
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park. There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied >I am drop of water >I am snowflake >I am bowling ball The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨ So next day comes by, so he starts asking -So drop of water, why are you called like that >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water -Really nice, and you snowflake >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake -Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball >I've never seen this pasta before
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any post with cara automatically makes it shitty tbf
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
>not reporting every post with a gemrn or twanse flagn
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nice try toronto
someone please come and find me
What do you get when you fall in love?
>1479145760402.gif
Bit gay
How is your nut?
>Crack 3 eggs into cup
>Yolks perfectly intact
>Drop them into pan
>One splits
>Try to crack another into the cup to make up for it
>It splits
>Toss it, crack another one
>It splits too
FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S NOT FUNNY CUT THAT SHIT OUT G*D I JUST WANNA EAT DIN DINS IN PEACE
way to masculine for me
hurps
bit gay
This seems a bit gay.
y not scrambled then?
was just a joke
IGN once used one of my posts (not here) in one of their articles and didnt give credit to me.
How tall are you?
Celebrities post my Pepe meme often and don't give me credit
I'm gonna sue 'em
4'3
Send the article?
I want to find a perfect set of pecs and nurse on them.
Scrambled is SSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
On my way to smash.
That comes off as a bit homosexual. Did you make a typo?
I'm armed with a baseball bat and a pocketknife