Hey...

Hey. I'm a flight attendant on a Chicago layover and there's a bunch of hot ass anime chicks downstairs (anime convention). Any other btards at this thing? Also Illinois thread.

>male stewardess

kys faggot

You do realize most of them are cross-dressing pansies right?

he never said he was male you dumb fuck. learn your genders you dumb mother fucker.

this was meant for this dumb fuck right there. not you op

Lol. Yeah, free world travel and amazing health insurance sure is shitty. Oh, and I work with hot bitches every day and they give us hotel rooms every night. Have fun welding or whatever stupid shit you do.

Maybe.
But everyone still assumes your gay anyway.
And you have to tell people you are a stewardess when they ask you what you do for a living.

Then everyone just thinks you are a flake as a guy who has that job.
Who is also gay.

That's fine. I figured out how little that mattered years ago. I played football in high school and did theater. Guess what got me laid more and guess which was waaaay easier. People might think I'm gay, whatever, I'm going to Japan next week FOR FREE. So you think I give a fuck?

Nope I guess you don't, so good on you man.
Maybe when you go to your High School reunion and start talking to some of those old football buddies, it might be best to tell them you are a welder.

Less grief in the end.

troll harder dude

have any pics of 'em?

>welder

kek. How about you go fetch me a cold drink from the galley while I'm busy up front doing real mans work.

>male flight attendant
>hot ass anime chicks downstairs
even twisted anime chicks don't want a gay dude
>or maybe I'm taking "chicks" too literally (pic related)

Lol. You mean sleeping.

>never said he was male you dumb fuck
>posted on Sup Forums
ok sure

How do I get your type of job?

Hi user - I went last year so there was one then.

Sup Forums used to have a panel at Otakon, a different anime convention on the east coast.

Are you at the Hyatt Regency?

why arent you down in the bar trying to fuck some anime sluts instead of posting on Sup Forums from your hotel room ?

P.S. There was a porn convention going on at the same time in the same convention center last year and a lot of the hot anime girls went, it was so hot.

Glorified bus-driver getting moist over his own self-importance. kek.

Just the small commercial jets huh? Regional pilot? Enjoy your food stamps and massive college debt

Why don't you fly any of the real big boys? Nothing across the pond?

i remember when a baseball team stayed at the same hotel as an anime convention.


anyway... anime girls rarely fuck and love beta orbiters. they aren't worth your time. maybe you can head to be bar right before last call and find someone who is just "there with a friend" wanting to escape.

>DC-10
>B-737

Small regional jets? kek

Chicago is one of my favorite airports. Been there so many times I know where everything is.

I didn't say regional. fag. I sand nothing across the pond-no transatlantic or transpacific.

Clearly if that's the biggest cert, you're not working for a major

you didnt but this fag did.

Yep done plenty of round the world flight operations, both with the Air Force and commercially.

dude ur so cool

You too.

B-737 not with a major? I can't think of a major US or foreign airline that doesnt have a 737 in their fleet.

You know stewardess derives from the word steward?

>done
>not certified
>I bet the chair force made sure you had a male flight attendant on every trip so you had someone to blow during your lunch break

You must be at the Hyatt in Rosemont. Interesting tidbit, you're probably in the same hotel all the furries started a fire and 200 of them had to go to the emergency room for smoke inhalation.

ya
and woman derives from the word man

also, dont try to buy cigs here

So OP, didnt mean to derail this thread by calling you a faggot... was just giving you some shit. Hows the pussy down in the lobby? You go scope it out yet?

>chair force
Not sure if typo or clever joke

Either way I laughed

Now you're getting it

Oh I know. I'm from here originally.

How many asshole customers do u get on the average flight? Have u ever had to restrain a passenger? Ever fucked someone in the toilet while working?

bump

Which airport?
which gate?

I wanna see qt's