Well boys, just had sex for the first time, 21. How old were you

well boys, just had sex for the first time, 21. How old were you

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I remember the first time my dad told me he Loved me. The day I lost my virginity. age 9.

17

21 and I bottomed for a trap but it's okay I'm a trap now too :)

How was it OP?

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Well being as I'm 100lbs overweight, overly cynical since I was 12 and I have no redeeming qualities unsurprisingly I'm still a virgin and probably always will be. Every night before I close my eyes I wish that my sleep apnea will take me.

Don't fall in love OP. Thats the mistake I made. We lived together over five years after that and she used me as much as she could towards the end. Women are fucking dogs. They only want you for sex or money. In my case it was sex and occassionally borrowing money. She stole hundreds of dollars of shit from me and probably excuses herself because I "was mean to her and said hurtful things" about her and her trashy family. Fuck women. They should be our slaves.

Lucky bitch lol

>20
>Still Virgin

no idea. still single at 33 yr old atm

If you just force yourself to have the teenyist bit of confidence, it really isnt that hard to get laid. Fake it 'til you make it.

19, happened about a month or two ago

Im like 50kg overweight, but now i got a beautiful (little bit chubby) gf and i belive she is a little nymphomanic

It was great. I have a boyfriend now but I kind of wish he would be more open because I like trap on trap action :/

Sincerely not trying to hurt your feelings bro, but don't trust her. Women are dogs more than men. I was always the catch in my relationship of over five years and she used me while talking to some other guy. she fucked me long after seeing him because how great of a fuck I am. she liked how he is vapid and doesn't make her feel stupid. they will die young and poor, while i will be wealthy and plentifully sexed with younger hotter women. so in the end it worked out for me, but i will never love again and definitely not help a woman in ANY way. I hope we take away all their rights ASAP.

I bet it was SO cash

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Seriously though, just act like you are better than you are, pretend to be optimistic, it is getting me laid too, on top of being an Army fag

But I tried faking it for 15 years. I know the whole if you don't succeed bullshit but come on 15 fucking years nothing to show for it other than 3k in dental work because of teeth grinding causing a crown and weakening the teeth which resulted in cavities. Every morning when I look in the mirror I have flashbacks of my failures.

15

Have sex with prostitutes till you get aids and die happy.

I know women are just bad, but i trust her, just because she was a shy as fuck girl when i met her, now after 3/4 year she is still.very shy to other people and also she doesnt have much friends so she meets up with me most the time (also i can take her phone whenever i want)

>One woman screwed me over.
>Lol all women are bad fuck em take away their rights.

This year, hopefully

My first time was weird AF.
I was 17 and lost my v card at the same time as my two best friends also lost there's. We all fucked the same girl on the same night.
Had no idea who she was, just found her hanging round our skatepark. Found out at the end of it she was a bit younger than we thought.

Was an incredible night and not as gay as it might sound. But it is weird blowing your load while you have friends with hard dicks right next to you watching this happen.

Should greentext it sometime. Probably fapworthy for some people. Also never done anything remotely bizarre since.

I thought the same thing man. We are all naive until something horrible breaks that illusion. Yep. It's the way to go. It is a relief to realize that women are just objects that should not control us.

19 cause Ima beta loser

Not yet for me, am 20. Did get a shitty bj last year but I know that doesn't count.

Once in while when the urge becomes too much I sit in my lazyboy and stick my revolver to my temple and cock back the hammer and as I squeeze the trigger I stop because I remember that at least I'm not MGTOW.

It just so happened i have a girlfriend at age 23, we got together when i was 16 and i still love her as a girlfriend, and as a really good friend

Green text bro

lol just do it then faggot. I don't see why you pussies think there is weakness in dictating your own life. women are less intelligent hysterical dogs.

I don't know who is easier to troll SJWs or MGTOW

I was fingering snizz since I was 4 (no shit), kissing since I was 10, and fucking since I was 16

I've put countless things, in countless chicks' buttholes. and vaginas. I'm almost 40. still at it.

OK bro will do, I've started typing it already for my own sake. Gotta make sure ive got the events right. Will be back in about 10 and start dumping.

you guys should start stuffing more things in chicks' butts. they love that.

and their pusses. don't get so caught up in the cameras, most of them shy away from that shit.

OK mate just for you as thread is still up...

be us, all 17
> 3 best mates, been tight for years
> pretty beta, all keen on chicks but no real luck and all virgins
> don't worry this is not a homo story
> one mate, call him Andrew, only just turned 17 couple weeks ago.
> his parents away Saturday night. He's looking after the house for the first time. They give the ok that me and other mate, Sam can come over
> rule is no alcohol (yeah right), no parties (we don't know anyone who would party with us) and no girls (as if)
> Andrews older brother will swing by during the night just to check on us make sure place hasnt burned down

> we are all stoked, gonna be good night, DVDs, gaming, alcohol, pizza
> mix up some bourbon in a big bottle of coke and go to skatepark
> awesome we've got it all to ourselves
> its only 6pm, summer, sun shining, starting to get buzzed
> two girls walk by, start talking to Andrew. Hes in danger of spilling spaghetti so Sam and I get his back
> strike up conversation, they are cousins, dark haired one is local, i think ive scene her around, shes skinny, pimply, but nice tits. blonde one is from out of town she says our city sucks, its boring and nothing to do here. She's a little bit chunky but cute enough.
> we offer them some bourbon and cigarettes, sit around talking for a bit
> ask their ages, they're real cagey about it, tell us they're "15, no 16, no were 12, haha we are 18"
> they're not all that hot, just 5/10. But still good to have female company.
> Andrew asks if the wanna come back to his place to hang out "sure let's go"
> make it back, things aren't flowing. They seem bored and none of us guys have the skills to liven shit up
> its just us sitting in the lounge drinking and not really talking.

Cont...

me 16, she 14

> dark haired one says shes getting bored and wants to go. Her cousin wants to stay.
> girls have a little argument in kitchen. Us guys sit around going wtf is this all about
> we decide Andrew and the blonde will stay, me and Sam will take the other girl for a walk to get the pizza and hopefully she will change her mind
> only couple minutes walk which goes through park, its cringe, neither of us guys can talk to her
> girl suddenly asks Sam, "wanna kiss?"
> they're standing next to me sticking tongues down each others throats
> I watch feeling awkward
> wtf am I supposed to do here?
> still its a good show, she gives him a hickey while he feels up her tits
> get to pizza place, she says she's had enough and gonna fuck off to a friends because we are too lame. Runs off saying we shouldn't we hanging out with 13 yo's
> fuck whatever, piss off bitch
> Sam still happy coz he got handfuls of tits for two minutes

> we get back to Andrews walk in ready for this pizza, excited to tell him one of us got some boob action
> walk in see him sitting on his dads recliner blonde chick is on all fours in front of him sucking his cock
> wtf!!!! Dude you're having sex. Well done bro.
> he gives us a smile and a thumbs up
> shit can't believe what were seeing. Fuck the pizza. We got a real live show going on
> kinda walk up and awkwardly stand around watching. Not sure where to look
> I mean its cool to see and Andrew doesn't mind hes got his eyes closed and hands behind his back
> it just seems a bit gay to be staring at his dick as this girl slobbers over it
> she doesn't mind being watched either, even looks at us, gives us a wink
> I'm beta AF and just feel weird with my other mate, we've both got boners, standing there doing nothing
> takes me a few minutes but finally get the courage to try something
> kneel beside this girls ass and put a hand on her back, start rubbing
> expected her to tell me to fuck off but she didn't mind

> now two hands on her, rubbing all around; her back, her legs, her stomach and her ass
> she's wearing a short denim skirt so when I touch her legs, its skin on skin
> get bold, put a hand each on her inner thighs, slowly feel around and work my way up.
> she parts her knees a little
> OK, this looks like a green signal to me
> fingers rub up under her skirt, I'm inches from pussy
> she takes Andrew out of her mouth for a few moments, puts her head on the floor, opens her legs up and sticks her ass in the air
> yep that a definite green light
> and shit that's a good fucking view
> pull her skirt up, shes wearing yellow underwear
> fingers go for her cunt
> feel her up over her panties, rub along her slit, easily find her hole, rub around it, its wet and discover my finger can go in a little ways, even with this underwear in the way.
> OK that's enough, time to see my first pussy IRL
> put my fingers under the elastic pull it aside and there you go. Two plump ripe looking hairless lips, a cute little clit and that's a vag alright. And it all looks fucking juicy.
> can not believe I've got access to this
> get a hand on either side and open her right up
> what a sight
> Sam comes around for a look too, he reaches forward and runs his fingers along her.
> while I've still got her lips pulled apart, he sinks a finger into her cunt.
> she pushes back
> he starts finger banging her
> holy fuck this is graphic
> I feel like he's muscling in on my territory. I made the first move, I'm getting first go, you can have a play later
> tell him to move aside
> lean forward and give her a lick
> OK doesn't taste as bad as I thought, don't really known what I'm doing but spend a few more seconds eating pussy
> I get my hand into my boardies and pull my cock out
> dont like having my hard on on show for friends to see, but I have to stick it in this girl
> no condom, don't care, need fuck now
> line myself up, think I got this right
> stick my cockhead up against her

> push, and slide right in
> fuck that was easy
> no resistance, shes wet, she takes me in
> I'm literally balls deep
> better still I'm no longer a virgin
> pull back and sink into her again
> and again, and again
> look down and watch my dick as it pumps this girl
> realise doggy style gives great POV
> she feels so smooth and warm and I kinda forget my two besties are right there
> I just focus on the sensation of my dick finally being inside another person
> its not exactly how I thought it would feel, it slides it so easy, but when I pull back it seems to tighten around me, like its trying to stop me from getting out
> I'm so focused on this I don't realize Andrews getting worked up. Look up and make eye contact with him just as he cums.
> his hands on her head he's pushing up into her mouth and she's obviously taking whatever he's firing
> he slumps back in a heap, and Sams there holding his own dick, he goes to push Andrew up so he can take his place
> this girl has to sit up so I fall out of her
> I tug at her pants and skirt, she helps me take them off
> Sam sits down, she gets back on all fours and I see the expression on his face when his cock goes into a mouth for the first time. He looks pretty fucking happy.
> I look down at this naked ass and pussy right there in front of me.
> time to get back into it
> Sams real excited. He's getting into it and its kinda getting me off.
> while I'm working up speed pumping this girl from behind. He's turned into a porn star calling her a bitch, pushing his ass back and forward feeding her his dick. And she's in between getting pushed and pulled all over the place. She's having trouble staying in place.
> Andrew just sitting on the big sofa right next to us, eating pizza, drinking bourbon and has the biggest shit eating grin on his face watching us two go to town on this random slut.

Cont...

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most women, user

i was 15, with a brazilian black bitch. she was 17

> cant last any longer, I'm gonna cum. So want to blow inside her, but have the common sense to pull out just in time
> fuck her asscrack, push her cheeks against my dick
> fire over her back
> best orgasm ever
> get some insta regret thinking my mates are right there watching it. But kick that though aside, the important thing is I've lost my v card
> get up run to the toilet to tidy up, heat up some pizza
> get a tea towel wipe me cum off her back then sit next to Andrew we high 5 each other and watch this girl blowing Sam.
> its not long before he caves in
> he starts cumming, she stays right on his cock. His knees go up which blocks the view.
> he falls back once he's finished nutting, and she collapses in a heap on the carpet panting and sighing
> I get them both a drink and a couple slices of pizza

> vibe is real cool, us guys are dressed again. She's sitting there on the carpet wearing only a top and a bra eating pizza
> I know she's just made us all cum put watching this girl half naked checking her phone is so fucking hot
> she says her cousins been texting her and they're having a fight
> she wants to know if she can stay with us a while longer
> as if we are gonna say no

Night gets weird. We have this girl happy to hang with us and get randomly fucked. We did all sort of weird shit, walked her around the house and took turns on her christening her in every room. We watched a DVD and she sat with us and then took turns sucking us
By the end the novelty wore off and we realised it was too strange, too creepy, and she was getting too wasted.
Decided to have one more go at her on our in privacy in the spare room doing whatever we wanted
Put her clothes back on her walked her to the shops and she waited there for some friends. Later Sam and I remembered what her cousin said when she bailed about her age, we think she might have been right and decided to not discuss that point again

Us guys are still mates. Don't really speak about that night

Supposedly I had a boner when I was born, so 0 I guess.

I don't wanna ask.

I think I know you. Are you the femanon who got taken to the motel?

I hope things work out for you bro

What did I just read. Sounds bad but she was happy to stay and get used. Some girls must have no self respect

28, still a virgin. Yup, fucking sucks.

Why?
Have you never had the chance? Do you have emotional issues? Not judging, but I think it strange anyone over 30 being a virgin is weird. Why not just get a prostitute or is that not an option somehow?

22 year old virgin here. I have problems interacting with people and having close relationships. I don't know if I can ever overcome them :(

26 still a virgin, not kissless etc though thank god, just never gone all the way/ don't care enough.

Appreciate the straight forwardness, I guess its a mixture of just never having the chance and maybe a little but of emotional issues. Lord knows I've tried but never seems to work out. So I just don't push to issue.

Small steps amigo

OK man. You've still got options. Not 30 yet.

Can I suggest you and the other guys over 26 get the monkey off your back and hire a hooker. There's no performance issues or worry about body or cock size. These girls have seen worse and will just be happy to screw a young guy.

Even if you never screw again at least you know what its like. Fucking a chick is always the be all and end all. But if its worrying anyone just go down this path and put it to bed.

>Fucking a chick is always the be all and end all
ISNT. I meant to type ISNT the be all and end all

2 problems with that scenario. One I work for the local smokies where I live. And two where I live all the working girls are meth heads with aids and other nasty shit. And I guess I'll add a 3rd, I don't have the money for a good one from out of town. It's all good though I'm content with my life I guess. Besides, I hear when I reach 40 I get wizard powers.

me 16 her 17
it ended horribly the first time but we fucked several times after and it went way better

this
also luck

18, late bloomer but hey Irish Chicks are sluts for Americans.

I gave her a fake number but she apparently has a kid. I might be a goddamn Family Guy joke lol.

21/22

As someone who didn't lose his virginity til 23, this is good advice.
Just get your first time out of the way. It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be awkward, if you don't come too fast you'll probably have trouble getting it up to begin with.
Just get it over and done with.

15, it was rad

True some assholes just get those things dropped in their damn laps

14, she was also 14.

17. No sooner, no later. This is the absolutely perfect age.

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Im not even bullshitting when I say I lost my virinity at 29 years and 51 weeks. One week before my 30th birthday. Fuck wizard status

Got my first blowjob a bit earlier even. I am a chad now btw

Literally all you need to do is read the /fit/ sticky and The Book of Pook and then implement and practice both teachings rigourously and without fail for multiple years

Anyone can be Don Juan

I'm a good looking lad with potential but i struggle talking to people in general (not just girls) how do i get over this?

19M here, beats me.
I make friends by common interest, whether it's classwork, clubs, events I go to (concerts, tournaments, etc.) or through other friends.

But honestly I wouldn't recommend finding a girl that way, because dating someone in a friend group screams disaster if you two break up usually.

i'm 20 and still haven't had sex
not super concerned about it, i don't feel like having sex in itself is all that compelling and just haven't met a person i like enough to start a relationship with yet

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> Anyone can be Don Juan
This. I found that out quite late.

Lost virginity age 23. Because lots of issues. Mainly had serious case of jock itch and too embarrassed to do anything about it. Didn't realise at the time most girls wouldn't give a fuck, actually turned down so many opportunities and I still kick myself about the sex I missed out on.

Now I'm in my 30s realize women are fairly fucking stupid and easy to take. All those years I was putting the pussy on a pedestal being Mr nice guy.

Girls don't want that. They want to be told what to do and when to do it.

Practice.

First of all, make yourself look as presentable as you can. You'll noticed women giving you sly looks and smiles. Sometimes you don't even feel all that good looking, but having a girl give you a look boosts your confidence.

After a while tell yourself you'll strike up a conversation when the next girl gives you a look. It might be nerve racking but saying a 'hi how are you' isn't all that tough. Do that a few more times and you'll find one girl giving it back and the conversation flows.

It takes some work and the first steps are the hardest but when you get going it becomes fun. Think of it more as just having cool moments with random girls rather than trying to find someone who will let you stick your dick in her.

Practice. Its a cliche but it works. You need to allow yourself to make an ass of yourself in the beginning stages. It's a universal law that anything that you relentlessly pursue, you will absolutely get better at. This goes for talking to women as well as social interaction in general.

The problem is most people get freightened by the first sign of emberassment or social disapproval. They never break the barrier and tell themselves 'thats just the way they are'.

This is bullshit. If only I could convey how important it is to let yourself openly fail, crash and burn. This is needed to acquire the skills you so desire. This goes for any subject really.

can i get more advice on how to not be a socially awkward loser
20 yrs, not ugly, just don't feel like i have time / energy for friends / relationships

14 with a 17 year old chick but was raped as a child by a man. I'm straight but that shit messed me up for majority of my life.

Only way to not feel like that is to face it head on. Make mistake, cringe and move on. It's like anything else you gotta fuck up a bit before you get good

Thanks for the advice bros.

Sorry that happened to you mate. Can relate.

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not really about making mistakes and cringing just don't really know how to meet people

One thing I spontaneously started doing when I was a teenager is thinking of hypothetical situations that could happen at the venue I'm at and then map out the optimal response / action to be taken.

Like it started out silly. In a movie theatre, what if a fire broke out now? What would be the most Rambo response that would effectively put me out of harms way while also helping my friends. Ive heard a lot of guys daydream these 'shit hits the fan' scenarios at regular times

I noticed I took things further by almost always thinking of responses on situations that would most likely not happen. Like on a train, what would I do if this or that guy started acting up. In school, what would be the most badass response if a teacher asked me something I didnt know.

It sounds autistic and probably is, but making a habit of this mental exercise (I did it almost subconsciously) over the years provides you with an amazing palette of witty respones that will leave the other party flabbergasted.

Sure, at first you will sperg out but you will learn to finetune your behavior and it will really REALLY pay off after 5 or 10 years. You're just mentally more prepared to most situations.

Initally it will feel futile to spend time on thinking 'what if this qt cashier smiles at me when Im up' but one acquires a real 'bahavior portfolio' after years and years of implementing this strategy.

After a while you have thought of so many ways of interacting, not only do you effortlessly flow through most common situations, the 'arsenal' of responses allow you to quickly come up with something good even in very uncommon or special situations that no one could ever predict. Just because you have such a strong base.

>inb4 autist

idk i spend most of my free time being depressed or thinking up shitty puns or both

Sorry man, I got horny and couldn't control myself.

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Stop wasting time 'thinking of' shitty puns. No one likes shitty puns. Develop character instead.

Better be a decent non funny man than a beta autist that tries to win hearts with lame jokes.

*shrug* not really trying to win hearts with shitty puns. i'm just really fast to come up with them. if people don't like that i just decide we can't really be friends.

again, not really looking for love/sex but just company in general

What this tells you is you never know when sex is going to come and who it might come from. You might think you'll be a kiss less virgin forever and then within half an hour because of some random circumstances you are up to your balls in pussy. Its up to you to be ready. Keep your shit in order, have clean underwear on, brush your teeth every morning. Be fuck ready.

Anyone else got a greentext?

Nobody likes shitty puns. Its in the name. They're shitty.

So you're friends with no one?

Also
>not looking for love/sex

Sour grapes bro. Stop being in denial. Every man wants to unload in some prime pussy. Best feeling in the world.

if i were actively looking for sex without caring about the other person i could get laid within the hour

t shit was dope

I'll repost mine from an earlier virginity thread that 404'd:

>be me, age 15
>girls hit on me but I was too much of a fag to tell
>my 17 year old brother gets hit on by a friend's sister, also 17
>he brushes her off
>she goes after me a few days later
>I don't mind
>soon later we make out
>3rd time hanging out she tries to fuck me
>I'm game but dick is limp because of nerves
>she makes a joke of it my grabbing my dick, holding it to her puss and saying "nooo I'm afraid of you" in a cartoon voice
>I'm slightly less embarrassed
>a week later we are babysitting for her cousin and I finally technically lose my virginity 2 feet away from an occupied crib
>we date for 1.5 years
>she breaks it off because I'm a shitty rude teen with zero manners
>fast forward another 1.5 years
>she fucks my brother
>fast forward another 1.5 years
>they marry
>ff yet another 1.5 years
>she pregnant
>bullet_dodged.jpg
>today they have 3 kids which are my nephews
>he's now 39 but they both have aged poorly
>they look about 50
>my whole family thinks it's fucking weird
>i am now 36 and still getting laid on the regular

>she makes a joke of it my grabbing my dick, holding it to her puss and saying "nooo I'm afraid of you" in a cartoon voice

Thats actually pretty damn funny. She seems like a cool chick