ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I wanna fuck my mom and my sis.
I still want nudes of my ex

I sucked my step moms new husband off and almost let him fuck me for a handful of Vicodin

I like it when my wife is a slut

story

I'm cheating on my wife

Used to be?

See

i dont blame you

Got used bu underage girls who probably druged me

It's anons party

You might have a drug problem.

Why user?

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Thank you user, truth is she just stopped putting out, ain't like I expect it everyday, but it's been months.

Pic related?

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My boyfriend is way too ugly for me and even though I love him with all of my heart it feels like I'm settling and I should be able to do better. I'm the most attractive I'm ever going to be at this point in my life and I feel like I should be going for and hooking up with someone who is at least moderately attractive.

I've shared nudes of numerous ex girlfriends, and everytime I do, I have a sense of shame, but I get off on knowing people are getting to see what I got to see.

I owe people lots of $ but I buy stuff for me instead of paying them back

The only thing keeping me from killing myself is the fact that I have a pretty big dick and I enjoy women's reactions to it.

Dam that sucks .. my wife is a fucking nympho..which can also suck...she just can't help herself. Let's anyone fuck her if they ask

Sure


>Be me, not minor
>Staying with my step mom and her new husband for Thanksgiving.
>Step mom doesn't know that her husband, lets call him Larry, is an extreme creep
>Always hitting on me, being uncomfortable.
>He always asking to shave me while I take a bath.
>Creepy. But what can I say?
>I love the attention.

>So, I go along with his fantasies for awhile.
>Never let him shave me though cuz fuck that
>Well, he finds out I have a thing for narcotics. Vicodin mostly.
>He's prescribed it.
>LuckyMe.jpeg

>One night Step mom goes to store.
>Larry calls me into his room
>Wants a beer.
>Alright.

>Hand it to him and he grabs my hand, won't let go.
>I play the tease that most guys love
>Hey, I got some of those vics. Want some?
>Uh duh.
>Asks me to flash him my pussy

Cont

Did you try and talk to her about putting out more?

Show us your dick...

I take creep shots of sleeping chicks.

prove it

I might

Showing it to guys does nothing for me.

How? I can post pics, but since I've spread them around here, people will just call me a liar.

I'm not a guy.

Obvs....

Pansy

Damn, that is rough, unless your into that sort of thing.
I tried, quite a few times before going outside of the marriage, always just ended in arguments.

who gives a fuck what others think. post

Hah, bullshit.

Homo.

Find a good looker and live happly eva after.
Sounds logical

Here's the most recent.

Won't lie. I like it . Not knowing when she goes out if she will be used like the slut she is. Knowing all a guy has to do is try and she will be all over it

I cheated on my gf with a co-worker. My gf doesnt know.

Push it to the limit. Walk along the razor's edge, but don't look down. Just keep your head or you'll be finished. Open up the limit. Past the point of no return. You've reached the top but still you gotta learn how to keep it. Hit the wheel and double the stakes. Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell. You crash the gates. Crash the gates. Going for the back of beyond. Nothing gonna stop you, there's nothing that strong. So close now you're nearly at the brink, so push it. Welcome to the limit. Take it baby one step more. The power game's still playing so you better win it. Push it to the limit. No one left to stand in your way. You might get careless, but you'll never be safe while you're still in it. Welcome to the limit. Standing on the razor's edge. Don't look down just keep your head or you'll be finished.

ive been jerking off in every work that i had in my life.. also one time had a random BJ at work from girl i never seen before and after

When I was 16, I fooled around with my stepsister, she was either 12 or 13 at the time. Started off with truth or dare, kissing, but then moved into me going down on her, her sucking me off, mutual masturbation. The closest I came to fucking her was me jacking off onto her pussy one night while she was sleeping. This was a decade ago. I've thought about looking her up, but afraid she turned into a cow.

That works out well then, good that you have a women who suits your needs.

We all do that pal

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.
I cheated my way to an A in an astronomy and video game course in uni. I bought an answer key for the former and got a game from someone on Sup Forums. The professor in the gaming class thought I was some sort of programming prodigy even though I got a C in the intro compsci course.

Been in a relationship for 6 years, but I'm still in love with someone who I've been friendzoned by

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I have yet to find one in the flesh that doesn't have a shit stain for a personality and I feel bad looking for peeps on any dating websites or whatever because I am in a relationship. Also, he loves me so much and regularly refers to me as being the love of his life. I feel bad that he's not enough for me in this way.

wtf is shipping fanfiction

type faster pls

I just whacked it for the first time in months to escape my problems aaaaaand now I see Hell returning, awesome, social pressure got to me, nobody's forgiving, I can't sleep, I keep hearing shit, fuck fuck fuck

V cute. More?

>Act a little worried. What if she comes in? WhY if my bros do?
>He doesn't fucking care
>Flash him.
>I keep it clean shaved and can tell he likes.
>instadiamonds.jpeg
>MFW he Doesn't cough up the goods.

>Begs me to suck his cock.
>Literally. Begs.
>Again, I act like I'm worried about getting caught.
>Which I really am, but I get a little pleasure out of the act.
>He begs a little more.
>Tell him to move in front of the door, just in case.
>Roll my eyes again as I drop to the floor.

Cont?

You know fiction stories written by and for fans of shipping like about fedex and UPS and all the other fright moving companies and such

You sound fascinating. What shipping fanfiction do you write? Like what pairings?

Yes slut

Mostly cartoons and superheroes. I like the snarky/tsundere/assertive girl dorky/insecure guy archetype because that's my ideal partner I can project onto the guys

Last one for tonight.

My gf in our 3 years of relationship put on 20 freakin kilos. She hates her body but everytime she starts a diet or a excercise programm she stops in 3-4 days because she "can't" do it any more and starts eating like a monster again. Everytime I tried to help her she gets mad at me or cries. I hate how stupid she is.

Yeah it does. Pic related

post a sample pls

Nice.

Gross

I enjoyed it, sorry you didn't.

>He isn't too big so I'm able to deep throat like a pro.
>He cums too fast.
>I swallow
>Now I'm freaking OUT. She'll be home soon.
>But he wants to put it in now.
>ugh.
>"only for a second"
>I bend over in front of him.
>He hardly gets the top on when I quickly jerk away.
>what if you smell like sex?
>Good idea.

>He tells me to go to the bathroom.
>Wants to cum on my face.
>Why not.
>But HURRY.
>I suck him again and he finishes quick again. Poor guy.
>Out of habit, I clean his dick and my face.
>He wants more but I refuse.
>Hands me a handful of Vicodin
>I spend the rest of the night with the taste of his cum in my throat.

I hide the fact im a horrible alchoholic from my wife

She knows

this is probably some dude writing this garbage. waste

Forgot pic

>1
are you a guy or a girl i cannot fucking tell

Okay but what cartoons and superheros?

Female lol

its clearly a dude and

see hows she gonna get that pick if shes doing the sucking. this is just some loser faggot. i assume a spic of some sort

Not possible i drink at midnight to 4 am when shes passed out

>Top on
?

I'm 5'10 with long arms. I took the pic.

My GF of 4 years split up with me and I still love her. I've sometimes thought of killing myself and even telling her that I am so she'll tell me she still loves me.

>step mom
>husband
wouldnt that be your dad user?

Well she doesn't. She fucking hates your guts and wishes you would die. Gtf over it

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your 5 foot shut the fuck up

post a timestamp you lying piece of shit

NEW husband. I made sure to add that so it'd be clear. Her and my dad split up about 3 years ago. This happened last year

There is an 80-90% chance of me being able to fuck my sister. She allows my legs and feet to touch her private parts (with clothes on).
The thing is that i''m too scared to ask because the other 20-10% could be her running to my parents and ruining my life.

Well fuck you too then. Nah, I'll pass.

I convinced my ex gf in to letting her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

is she like 6yo?

nah you'll shut the fuck up because you're a lying neckbeard. next time learn not write like a dumb fuck

No im 27 she is 23.
Yes I know i'm sad.

she's dead jim

I also settled down with a spouse significantly less attractive than I. My spouse is more resilient and intelligent that I, so in those and other ways we round each other out.

I would not for a second imply that attraction should be downplayed, but I would suggest considering if that is truly the primary reason for your feelings, or whether you are connecting multiple incongruities.

Well I blew my load lol

What the fuck are you doing living with your step---- Oh, nvm. Fake and gay.
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I basically con'd an ex gf to come home and basically proceeded to force her into sex. We took a shower after that, she cried a lot on my shoulder just under the shower, and then proceed to kiss me before she unfriend me on FB and every social network.

i fucked your ass in your sleep last night.

at least youre not a homosex

I really want to be with my lesbian friend, but she only wants a sexual relationship.

She wants me to date other people and fuck her on the side, but I'd much rather be with her and fuck other girls on the side for her cheating fetish.

hmm well that explains a lot

I'm a poorfag and I beg for games online. Then feel guilty about it. Then beg again. I got 3 games from begging. I'm begging for the new Hitman now

I fell in love with a stripper while on holiday a few years back.
Every now and again I think about her and fall back in love with her.

not a bait.. wrote about it in thread liek this before.