Post the worst experience you've ever had at the movies. Or the best! Just share movie-watching stories, really

Post the worst experience you've ever had at the movies. Or the best! Just share movie-watching stories, really.

>go to see Central Intelligence in the ghetto
>fifteen minutes in
>some redneck screams "Fuck this nigger movie!"
>in a theater full of black people
>he continues to scream about "niggers" and shit
>as the only other white person, I started to worry that I'd get second-hand murdered with this guy
>finally, security dragged him out, probably saving his life
>as he was ejected, he screamed "Everybobby in here, KILL YOURSELVE!"
>no refund

They could have at least given me my $1.50 back, goddamn.

One time I went to the movies

Worked at a theater. One time we had a corrupt version of the Hannah Montana Movie, and the boss insisted I stay overnight to watch it in all five theaters to see if every print was affected. Stupid, I know. Around the third show I realized I had my laptop in the car, so GTA during the movie absolutely happened.

>gandalf hits his head to ceiling
>audience laughs
fucking wanted to kill every last one of those nerds

I went to see Clown, and it was full of sobbing kids. Also, movie was dumb.

>took female to theater
>it was my turn to pick
>she wasn't haven't any of that shit
>she wanted to see "Now you see me 2" more than anything because it had Daniel Radcliff in it
>told her we could watch Swiss Army Man and that it also had Daniel Radcliff in it
>No, that looks stupid
>Yeah, it actually is. But I think that's the point and should be at least somewhat funny.
>No, now you're just stupid

And I did not get laid that night.
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>friends all ask me to see some movie cuz whatever
>go with them
>get my popcorn and shit
>just wanna enjoy the movie and not say anything
>every little thing that is a "joke" my friends try talking to me
>SHHHHHHHH to them
>more jokes ensue
>they keep laughing and try to talk to me about it
>FUCKING SHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT
>movie continues on with more jokes
>they still won't shut the fuck up to me

Holy fucking shit, I get it, the movie is funny, but I don't wanna fucking talk about it in the theater.
It's fucking rude and pisses me off.

Best experience:

>Snakes on a Plane midnight showing
>Staff dressed like airplane stewardesses hand out flight manuals that give safety tips in case of snakes.
>Rubber snakes hidden all over the theater.
>Movie is fun as fuck.
>Theater erupts with cheers at "I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes."

Worst

>Silent Hill: The Movie
>Actually looking forward to it because I'm a fan of the games and Christoph Gans and it looks pretty good.
>A bunch of retarded people are wheeled in on wheelchairs and motor scooters.
>They scream and tard out for the entire movie, non-stop.
>I know they're retarded and can't help it, but why would you take them to a horror movie?

I went to see Atlas Shrugged I alone. There was only one other person in the theater, an older guy in a trench coat. He was right in the front row and kept giggling during the film. I never saw the ending because I had to leave because I felt uncomfortable.

That's fucking funny about Silent Hill.
What time did you go?

It was early on the first day. They didn't do a midnight showing of it and I was hyped for it so I went to the very first showing.

I guess all things considered they wheeled them in at the best possible time.

I did go back and see it again without tards. It wasn't awful.

holy fucking shit i forgot they made that

HOLY SHIT THEY MADE 3 OF THEM

>went to Kung Fu Panda 3
>old lady kept screaming throughout
>apparently, a mentally disabled girl was kicking her seat
>every five minutes or so, "STOOOOOP IIITTTTT!" followed by sobbing

Like seriously, either move or stfu, granny.

Retards should be aborted

Nah. Retards can be cool, it's just the ones that essentially can't function at all but if they could they'd say "kill me" that should be aborted.

>went to see TFA because everyone went to see it
>well this is a quality product by Jar Jar Abrams
>but something isn't clicking, like it's a soulless cash in
>gets unanimous praise in theatre showers afterwards
That's when I started cutting myself

watching this piece of shit with my mom, while being doped up.

even half a bundle couldn't ease me up or even force a nod since i was too captivated and angry at the soulless catastrophe i was witnessing unfold in front of me, and she hated it too.

unbelievably stupid and offensive

>!

>went to Big Momma's House 3

Jesus.

>babysitter watched Godfather III and The Silence of the Lambs while I sat on the couch in silence
>the content of these films now constitute some of my first memories

why?

>watching highlander 2 with gf at the time
>movie was shit
>start fingerbanging gf
>her cunt stinks
>people behind us move while mumbling something about rotting garbage smells

stupid normie

haha same thing happened to me but instead of fingerbanging a girl I was masturbating and the people behind me called the police

ikr, vaginas are bad

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now tell me more about Kate

...

My friend's dad wanted to see it, and it was his birthday. He's 55 and white.

How old are you?

Yea wonder why you weren't

>Go to see TDKR because Sup Forums won't stop spamming Bane memes and I want to see the context
>get shot through the shoulder by some nut with Joker hair
>don't get my ticket and $60 popcorn bucket refunded

Me in the front row

>be me watching xmen day of future past
>after smoking a j im sitting down before the movie starts
>snapchat and all that
>2 couples sitting one or two isles in front of me
>nothing too bad, they seem nice
>azn gf from azn couple takes a pic of them together, and the white bf from white couple says "every movie, eh?" and they laugh and the white couple takes a pic too
>cute, but whatever
>2 minutes before movie starts
>2 angry looking neckbeards come in and start looking for seats desperately
>sees taht there is space between the 2 couples
>stutters and asks them if they could move over so tehy can sit
>hear a disgruntled "yeah" and see the move over
>easily couldve been me, as i had seats to my right and left empty, but i got lucky

definitely not the worst or best experiene, jsut something memorable. idk, somehting about how the guys asked them to move over triggered my second hand embarassment

Alright, here's my latest Kate adventure.

>first date with her
>she's 20 minutes late
>second date with her
>she's 13 minutes late
>third date with her
>she's on time!
>fourth date with her
>she's 40 minutes late and the server actually asked me if I'm going to still eat after being stood up or if I'd like to leave with just the check for my drink
>every time she plays it off
>Oh, I'm so sorry. I took the wrong turn on the highway and I just got so frustrated
>Sorry! I was playing games on my phone and just lost track of time!
>one date where she was late, I was texting her the entire time she wasn't there. And she was responding instantly to all of them
>fifty minutes later she shows up
>told me I should have reminded her about the date since we were texting
>only remembered cause she was hungry! teehee!

Now, here's where things get fucked up

>I'm sleeping and she asks me what my schedule is like on Thurs and Fri
>mumble my schedule
>awesome, do you wanna go eat at X on Y?
>kay
>wake up and put it on my calender as Friday
>call her on Thursday after work
>I can't talk, I'm driving! ANd I fucking hate these roads! I took the wrong exit already. I'll see you soon!
>Oh, you are? Okay, I'll see you soon.
>30 minutes later I call her back
>Hey, you said you'd see me soon, just kinda wondering how far away you are and all that.
>I'm almost there, 10 more minutes!
>Alrighty bye!
>20 minutes passes and she said she just arrived and asks if I can come down and get her
>go downstairs from my complex to let her in the gate and she's not there
>call her back
>she's at a resteraunt just under a mile away
>dinner was on Thurs, not Friday
>OH SHIT, I'm so sorry. I can be there in 10 minutes!
>OH JUST FUCKING FORGET IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
>she hangs up
>doesn't talk to me for four days
>next time she does she expects me to beg for forgiveness
>I know she told me Friday

Shit, I fucked up.
Last part is important to note she's over 30 minutes late and is upset that I'll be there in another 10.

Haha snapchat xD

This is an 18+ board

did u fug

>go with wife to movie
>expendables matinee
>one older black lady behind us a few rows
>2 high school kids sit in back
>black lady gets up midway through movie
>suddenly feel something hit my head
>2 little high school faggots throwing peanuts, probably why the older lady left
>I stand up and they run out leaving behind a bag of peanuts

Man I fucked around when I was a kid but I never threw shit at the theater. I hope those faggots get 6 figure student loans that they can never repay.

lol do u not have snapchat? even for a bsement dwelling nerd, what a loser lmao

honestly that Silent Hill story sounds like a great time

when i saw Silent Hill some guy yelled "LOADING!" when radha mitchell reaches alessa's hospital room and the film smash cuts to a white screen then slowly fades back to picture

is kate a qt

I went to watch Mad Max Fury Road and was sat next to 2 Catholic nuns on their day off. The movie was 10/10, obviously, but watching their reactions to all the violence made it a 15/10 experience.

wtf I hate Kate now

> L0LLL I GOT AN APP SO THAT MAKES ME LESS PATHETIC HOHOHEHEHAHAH

shit mane. what is it about girls and their "do as i say, not as i do" attitude. same shit happenned with a girl i was with some time ago. she was late all the time but if i wasnt there then it was all my fault. i remember i was waiting for her in a restaurant, and she was late and i went to go take a piss cuz off all teh drinks, and when i come back she was tehre all pissed. asking me why i wasnt tehre and her waiting looks bad and if i even take it srsly. i told her she could go home if she was that upset, but then she said she was over it while maintaining her bitchy mood and tone throughout the night.

cool story tho keep em cumin

Drop her.
For your own good my dude

heheh i got an app and taht makes me less pathetic than u lmao

LEAVE THAT STUPID CUNT

>that girl who sits behind me and props her bare feet up on my chair right next to my face

What's her problem?

Why are woman insane
Like holy shit

that was me OP. Sam "pull the trigger on another nigger" Hyde dared me to do it and I've never felt so liberated in my life. I saw your pussy bitch ass crying in the corner while i was screaming NIGGERS. fuck you you're a disgrace

>go to theatre
>head to concession
>mfw they're out of crab legs
>mfw they tell me falcons aren't allowed in the theatre

just fuck my shit up t b h

You guys are sweet, but despite being a cunt, she has her good sides to her as well. For instance, she is the only woman I've ever dated that will just give me random blowjobs throughout the day.

And only one that has ever sucked me off as I watched the X-files.

>be me
>talking to girl about going to see movie
>she wanted to see open season or whatever that shifty Ashton Kutcher animated deer movie was
>decide to meet at theater
>only theater is 40 mins away
>get there first text her I'm here and got the tickets already
>she replies that she can't make it because some bullshit with her mom
>I then sit in an empty theater and watch a fucking deer with Ashton Kutchers voice
>she never even said sorry or paid me back for the other ticket.

This would have been my strike 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 with kate

and I wouldve stopped responding to her texts at 3. That pussy cant be that great.

Every year it gets harder and harder to enjoy a movie at the theater without people talking or being on their phones.
Usually black people.

kate, is that u?

>Its a "nigger OP makes a white hate proclamation out of lying about what niggers actually do in theaters and we all nod our heads and agree with him" thread

I came to Sup Forums to read funny shit and you did not disappoint. Made my stomach hurt

Dear god, I'd be harder than diamond.

she's a piece of shit and she knows it, that's why.

Don't let her leach off your cock because eventually even that will stop

Same. Maybe it was just my midwestern values growing up but not being on time is extremely rude and insulting. Its saying to the other person that their time is less important than yours. And habitually? I have cut people out of my life for that.

BTW, if timeliness bothers you like it does me, India will infuriate you. There is no concept of being on time there. Shiftless fucks.

you're a slave to the pussy mate. break off its a disaster waiting to happen

>girl who asks her bf what's going on in the movie every five minutes
>it's a mindless blockbuster

i went to see that mediocre evangeline lilly horror flick strangers and these fucking cucklechucks behind me kept commenting on it
>awww shit
>yo those masks are fucked up
>here come the pain hahahahah

anyway at one point in that movie the main dude grabs a pump action shotgun, with a normal barrel, and this fucking gonad behind me says
>SAWED OFF. THAT'LL DO SOME DAMAGE!!
in the loudest voice possible. and I'm not even /k/ but me and my pal just fucking burst out laughing. as if that movie wasnt dumb enough already

>Holy fucking shit
>holy fucking shit
>HOLY SHIT
>smoking a j
>snapchat
>my dude
>holy shit

When does the American shitposting finish?

How many hours until Australians take back Sup Forums?

Get the FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEE

>>And only one that has ever sucked me off as I watched the X-files.
kek, my ex-gf used to blow me as I watched the X-Files as well.

a JUST in the making

Fine, fuck. Come to Sup Forums to shitpost about movies and X-files and end up leaving single 20 minutes later.

you shouldve got them refunded when she said she wouldnt come

Another story, different girl

>talking to this fine ass black girl
>she likes me back!
>take her out on dates but she's shy and doesn't make a move nor do I because autism
>finally she begs me to take her to see Justin Beiber movin
>way
>please user I love him and and I would be so great full if you took me
>fuck... I wanna get laid
>take her to see it
>drive 2 hours to imax 3d movie theater
>whole time she's playing Justin Beiber music
>"you'll get laid tonight.... endure."
>get to theater pay ridiculous price for tickets
>spent the whole movie trying to get my arm around her it didn't work she kept pushing it off as she was too interested in the movie
>movie ends we leave
>another 2 hour Beiber filled drive home
>"you're gonna get laid... you're gonna get laid."
>get to her place
>she says thanks hops out and runs to her door
>date fucking over
>sit there in disbelief
>contemplate suicide
>opt instead to retreat home and fap to Facebook pics of her
>2 weeks go by
>she texts me
>"hey user they just released the directors cut of the Justin Beiber movie it's got extra stuff can you pretty please take me to see it?"
>scream NOOOO in my head
".... yeah, sure."
>repeat of last date except with 30 more minutes of shitty movie

Never got laid. Not even a kiss.

what the fuck were you expecting dumbass

taking someone to a movie is not a ticket to sex.
The girl sounds like a huge prude.

epic win Sup Forumsro

>taking someone to a movie is not a ticket to sex

t. beta chickenshit

that nigga played you out like a chump.

>took a girl to see justin bieber twice and got nothing
>I'm the beta chickenshit

She sent me nudes though. And I still got em.

>be 13 years old
>don't remember how this came about but girl in my class asks me if I wanna go on a date with a friend of hers
>reluctantly agree
>january afternoon cold as fuck
>meet this grill I've never seen in a mall
>she's kinda chubby and kinda ugly
>go to see I am legend because I am 13 and will smith was still relevant
>theatre is mostly empty
>sit in the back
>the grill tries to kiss me after some inane conversation
>what the hell, right
>kiss her back
>go to her house after the movie
>her parents are at work
>she had some beers
>take some dutch courage and awkwardly have sex for the first time in my life
>make my excuses and leave
>never call her again
>never talk about this with the girl from my class

What a beta.

Cuck.

>go to the the conjuring by myself
>Sit next to qt jap girl
>The scary ghost lady on the closet scene
>I scream
>She looks at me and cringes
>Kid behind me laughs
>Feel depressed and lonely
>Leave

>Went to see Orange County in a shitty local theater.

>Just me and a buddy from school.

>Empty in theater except for 4-5 dudes who sit behind us making a ruckus and talking.

>Someone throws a cup of soda at the back of my friend's head.

>We move seats, pussied out and didn't fight back or even call an employee if I remember right.

>One of those memories that still pisses me off when it pops in my head over a decade later.

>Getting mad just typing it.

dude I think your boss might have trolled you...

You're the gay friend she has obviously.
She wants a man who doesn't wanna watch Justin Beiber with.
That's what fags are for.
You're the fag.

finna post, or be a bitch about it?

How fucking oblivious are you mate?

I'm on mobile right now and they are on my computer. So no. Plus you guys were mean to me about my sad story.

i just replied to ur post abot the black girl and i didnt say anythign mean, i think u should post the nudes because ive been so polite thus far

>finna
>bitch

Plz post

If you can get me hard I will

so u finna be a bitch and post like a bitch too?

pause homie i dont play taht shit

A few memorable experiences, all during the original release nights of said movies:

Tremors: local radio station had free passes for the premiere so myself and 5 other friends got there in time, the theater was overfilled actually, people sitting in the aisle too but apparently nobody called the Fire Marshalls. Outstanding event, got to meet the radio personalities as well and ended up having a late dinner with 'em at a local joint.

Naked Gun (the first one): haven't laughed so hard in my life, friends were dying as well, just unbelievably hilarious stuff in a packed theater.

Robocop (the original): good lord that movie is awesome even to this day, full house theater, loved every moment of it.

Star Wars in 1977, Empire Strikes Back in 1980, Return of the Jedi in 1983: loved every one of them, they are the only Star Wars movies that matter, original theatrical releases are fucking massive amounts of win, Lucas just fucked everything with the edits and now it continues being fucked with the new movies as well sadly.

The Matrix in 1999: at the moment when Morpheus is explaining to Neo about "the real world" and they're looking at that old school TV set, I said out loud "Now I get it, I know why my life sucks..." and the theater went from dead silent to laughter for 20 seconds or so, was a great moment. Unfortunately my life still sucks so I suppose I'm still plugged in, shit.

Various others over the past few decades but those stand out as very memorable experiences.

can't blame you on this one, everyone gets curious about black poon once in their life

Dude, you're a nu-mal, just calm down

I'm sorry.

Was it Kate?

never, you guys got booted out of Sup Forums already.